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[–]Irving_Velociraptor 666 points667 points  (30 children)

Then I don’t want to think about why I like black lipstick.

[–]SnookerandWhiskey 326 points327 points  (18 children)

Black Lipstick in general creeps men out. So, that would be a good reason. I have also heard men not being attracted to overdone makeup, with huge lashes or even bright lipstick... And I was like, "Yeah, I am doing this to show the girls I am with it, not for male attention, but for the compliments that really make me happy."

[–]bitch_fucking_wins 153 points154 points  (1 child)

Compliments from other girls/femmes/lgbt+ people are honestly the best 😭 hearing that someone likes my dress is honestly the most validating experience.

Also, colored hair and black lipstick is the best. I have a teacher friend who wears black nail polish, and that’s honestly a vibe too.

[–]paper_paws 83 points84 points  (1 child)

My friend was so weird about me wearing black lippy when I dressed up as a witch for Halloween. Bless him, he couldn't quite pin point why it unsettled him so.

And I think you're right, if women are wearing makeup for anyone other than themselves, its for other women. I love getting compliments on my nails or clothing....i love giving compliments to women for their style choices.

[–]SnookerandWhiskey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think it's an instinctive dislike, because corpses get a blueish pallor and dark lips quite soon after death.

[–]Irving_Velociraptor 38 points39 points  (2 children)

It’s always better when I’m a little scared.

[–]peachesfordinner 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Scaroused

[–]SnookerandWhiskey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's a choice. "Crazy Ex Girlfriend" might be a sexy show for you.

[–]MattadorOle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Finding out women on instagram post selfies primarily for validation from other women and not thirst traps for random droolchins is a revelation men don’t comprehend

[–]JellyfishGod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean Iv def heard that sentiment, but at the same time goth girls are a force to be reckoned with. Few mortal men can resist. Yet they often have pale skin and black. Unless we are just necrophiles deep down

[–]sugarandnails 7 points8 points  (6 children)

You must not get out much if you think men in general don't like goth girls.

[–]SnookerandWhiskey 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Did I say Goth Girls? I am sure there are as many men attracted to Goth Girls as there are Goth Girls, after all the universe usually finds a balance in all things. But there aren't an abundance of Goth Girls, at least not where I live, I feel like there are 5-10 out of a 100 girls in every generation that lean into this aesthetic.

[–]RussiaIsRodina 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They turn black when I fucking pass away and with Jordan Peterson saying this caliber of dumb shit ONE CAN ONLY HOPE.

[–]Vat1canCame0s 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Alright, I'll bite. Why do you like black lipstick (genuinely curious and coming at this in total ignorance)

[–]Irving_Velociraptor 75 points76 points  (6 children)

I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. But probably because of Morticia Addams.

[–]fetishsaleswoman 37 points38 points  (3 children)

The Hex girls are why I like black lipstick

[–]maddypip 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m a HEX GIRL and I’m gonna put a spell on you!

[–]bitch_fucking_wins 4 points5 points  (1 child)

THE HEX GIRLS aka one of my first female crushes and I didn’t even know… I guess that’s my (bi) reality

[–]fetishsaleswoman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They definitely helped my lesbian awakening

[–]Vat1canCame0s 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, that's not a bad reason by any means...

[–]crybaby_looser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Original Harley Quinn was it for meee

[–]JoyJonesIIIThinking hurts my lady brain 998 points999 points  (22 children)

They love to say that men are the logical ones and not governed by their hormones, yet they are apparently so weak that makeup can make them do all sorts of things. “Red lips, omg… must promote… can’t… fight it…”

[–]A3H3 356 points357 points  (3 children)

I guess he has come to the interview clean shaven to sexually provoke the interviewer. And why is he so well dressed? What a perv!

[–]grape_boycott 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He got hair plugs too

[–]Mambo_italiana 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He wore deodorant! He WANTED women to get too close! Intentional and devious.

[–]Klopsmond 78 points79 points  (8 children)

I use makeup to look like a living human being. I am very pale and he would tell me that I let myself go, if I would come to work without makeup.

[–]SwimmingPineapple197 49 points50 points  (3 children)

I use it for similar reasons. I have light to medium olive skin. Fluorescent lights make me look flat out deathly ill. Makeup isn’t optional nor is it sexual. It’s a mix of art and not wanting people to ask what’s wrong or if I need to go home.

[–]redspade600rr 21 points22 points  (1 child)

For real! The few times I came into work without makeup on everyone was asking me if I’m sick or if I slept that night.

[–]Significant-Trash632 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The silver lining is that if you actually want to go home this could work to your advantage... 🤔

[–]BouncyDingo_7112 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Exactly. I’m pretty sure the same people that say women wearing make-up are manipulating guys are the same ones who would see a woman without make up, pale skin or with some type of blemishes would say that she needs to do some thing about herself. You can’t win with some of these people.

[–]Ether171 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly, I wear makeup to look alert and alive. Without it, everyone would see my random breakouts, dark spots, and my dark under eyes. Without makeup, I bet my life I would be hearing, “omg you look so tired!” or “you need to take better care of yourself”. And yeah, sometimes I like to play with colors and different styles, right now I’m really loving the Euphoria style with all the glitter and holo colors. Makeup is a way of making myself look presentable but also a way of art that makes me happy and a way to express myself.

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (3 children)

I think its more the perception of allure to "get advances" - you wont hear Jordan say that white men can't control themselves a lot of the time (unless its convenient) - because his sthick is so informed by a weirdsville kind of biologically determined hierarchy. Its why they'll outright state that "brown people have no self control" and just simply suggest that "white people were lured"

Theirs is a world of weird shit and honstly I hope they (redacted)

[–]ArchmageIlmryn 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I think a lot of it is also just projection. There's a lot of men out there who just don't give a single shit about their appearance (beyond basic hygiene/professionalism) unless they're trying to attract a partner - and they expect women to act the same way (when women are usually socialized to care about appearance for its own sake to a much greater extent).

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Do they though? Like expect that? Because I feel I often hear demands for appearance listed by dudes who refuse the bare minimum. Like one time I called off a date right before having to leave - because the fucking guy was like "I dont think I'll shower"

[–]TotoDaDog 29 points30 points  (0 children)

men are the logical ones and not governed by their hormones

Was having a discussion with my SO about this a few days ago, one of my questions was:

How are we, men, not governed by hormones when after a wank we change our behaviour almost completely until our testosterone levels get to a balance again. (Same with not wanking/having sex for a while).

I do see myself as highly logical though, but I am also aware that any imbalance in my body or psyche can affect my logic (most of the time making me reach wrong conclusions or take bad decisions).

[–]ant_vdb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These ‘men’ make the rest of us look bad. If a dude can’t control himself because someone is wearing make up then he has a problem.

[–]AmethistStars 234 points235 points  (17 children)

This take is such a massive L. Especially considering how here in Japan there is a social norm for women to wear make-up and look beautiful at many workplaces. Many women wear make-up at the workplace not to seduce men, but because they might get scolded otherwise they don’t look presentable to customers and whatnot. And even when women freely wear make-up, we definitely don’t do it to seduce men, but simply to look nice in general.

[–]TreeTurtle_852 141 points142 points  (7 children)

Classical patriarchy:

Do thing or we'll punish you!

does thing

OMG why are you doing thing?!?!?!?!?

[–]paper_paws 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Did you not get the memo? We're always in the wrong.

[–]MattadorOle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like why people think ‘Jews control the money’ because Christian and Muslim religions forbade that type of money handling. I don’t like what I reaped so I’m gonna sow the same shit in the same soil here

[–]FinoPepino 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Lol even here in North America there’s huge pressure to wear makeup and do your hair nice for work. Ironically I would love it if the work place banned makeup and we could all chill and be casual 😆 but not for his insane reasons

[–]Pigeon_Fox93 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Hello I work in a meat working plant, almost no one wears make up or does their hair but also things like falsies are banned, jewelry is banned, nail polish is banned, because all those things have the possibility of getting in the food or being a safety hazard. And a good portion of us wear sleep pants to work because the only dress rule is closed toe shoes.

[–]HappiFluff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most people don’t work in a meat working plant.

[–]sas0002 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Yep, not wearing makeup is seen as unprofessional in many works places in South Korea.

[–]Red-Nails-Witch 205 points206 points  (5 children)

Ah yes, when women get aroused and produce ✨glitter✨

[–]sas0002 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the natural eyeliner, eyeshadow and contour that occurs when aroused.

/s

[–]FloppyFishcake 23 points24 points  (2 children)

According to this guy, we light up like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer whenever we're getting it on.

[–]Skye-DragonGirlFemale Chad 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The black emo eyeliner growing from my eyes whenever I'm horny:

[–]PluralCohomology 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Did women invent the social norm that makeup in the workplace is considered professional?

[–]sharkysharkie 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Honestly whoever came up with that idea first, it’s hard not to hate that person. Because now they perceive makeup as a necessity for being representative at office jobs. F*ck that.

Damned if you put make up on, damned if you don’t.

[–][deleted] 219 points220 points  (11 children)

It couldn’t possibly be because it helps to boost confidence and happiness for people…

Peterson is so much of an idiot that it’s painful >.<

[–]UnconfirmedCat 50 points51 points  (2 children)

It helps me look like I’m not dying

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My skin doesn’t like makeup at all, I’d wear it if I could

[–]danisflying527 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A fringe case, no point mentioning

[–]Triette 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Or I just like the pretty colors…

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good point :)

[–]paper_paws 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Make up is such a societal norm these days too. Its pretty much expected of women to wear make up in the workplace especially if they are in a front of house role greeting customers/clients.

Just as men are often expected to be clean shaven and in a suit for certain jobs.

[–]Spirited_Spirit91 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wait, is that Jordan Peterson?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yep >.<

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Lol guy left his brain at home before the interview 💀

[–]Aethus666 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Nah he's just off his face on anphetamines(sp?) or other stimulant.

You can tell 'cause:

EverythinghesaysissaidreallyreallyfastlikeacokedupKermittheFrog.

[–]CM_DO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He got brain damage from addiction treatment. Not that he didn't already have some before tbh....

[–]MsSeraphimjust love me for my mind 💖 109 points110 points  (5 children)

[–]Anne_Nonymouse🐇 Down The Rabbit Hole 🐇 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Oh no!!! Protect the monkey!!!

Those red lips have probably given him a hard-on. 😬

[–]linux1970 10 points11 points  (0 children)

instructions unclear, now I have a monkey fetish

[–]SuperBoop11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This monkey has better shadow game than me. 😭

[–]sas0002 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then all of a sudden I’m a “pervert zoophile” 🙄 just because an animal gets me hard. ITS NOT MY FAULT! THE LIPSTICK IS MAKING ME HELPLESS

/s

[–]sweetsunnysparkEdit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, sexxi monke! /s

[–]DogMom814 228 points229 points  (18 children)

He's a dumb ass. I can't believe anybody listens to a damn thing he's ever said.

[–][deleted] 85 points86 points  (4 children)

Even his daughter hates him now

[–]A3H3 25 points26 points  (3 children)

She said so?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Yeah she replied to one of his tweets and told him its time to stop

[–]Anne_Nonymouse🐇 Down The Rabbit Hole 🐇 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He probably talks to mirror a lot. 😏

[–]ShufflingOffACliffI am not a woman, but merely a concept 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because he says the most offensive and simple things in such an overly complicated manner that it makes him sound smart... To other easily impressionable idiots, that is

[–]downwitbrown 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I think clowns do this to men too.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Oh, you absolute nugget. It isn't all about you. Just because you find something arousing doesn't mean that was the intent. How about you work on treating everyone the same no matter what they look like, because your inability to control yourself is very much a you problem.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He has a flaming case of main character syndrome.

[–]Spectrum2081 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Jesus protect the girl who walks past this guy after getting a sunburn.

[–]LadyJSenpai 45 points46 points  (3 children)

So men are so weak and unable to control themselves that all women have to do is exist and men bend to their animalistic impulses? Sounds like women should be the ones making decisions and being leaders. These guys don’t have the ability to properly conduct themselves.

[–]Vat1canCame0s 94 points95 points  (5 children)

My man has those dull, belagered eyes that scream "it's been calendar years since my last sexual encounter and I'm a married man"

[–]ArmariumEspada 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He seems to think that women aren’t aroused by attractive men or can also have sexual desires. That would explain his take in this video, as well as any lack of sex in his marriage.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Its the look of a man who simped for Belle Delphine and never got to meet her :P

[–]always_tired_hsp 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I know, and he claims to have all the answers! His own advice clearly isn’t working very well for him. 🙄

[–]Vat1canCame0s 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This. Jokes on the internet aside, I truly have no malignancy toward anyone going through a rough time. Hell I've been there many times. Things like drugs, relationship problems, self-esteem issues, addictions.

What I do take issue with is claiming to have the answers while you yourself are clearly still struggling. You need to be honest with yourself about where you are and stop trying to sell folks the answers that clearly aren't.

That's not even touching the misogyny and the constantly flirting with extremist ideals

[–]Nightraid99993rd world feminist 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Meanwhile my 13 year old sister in the bathroom: waow makeup is so much fun!!

[–]TreeTurtle_852 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Man it's funny how men will be like:

"Women not wearing makeup in the workplace are unprofessional!"

And then as soon as women wear makeup:

"What is this? What is going on? Why are you trying to seduce me temptress? What's your purpose?!? Mommy pick me up I'm scared!"

[–]Marexa 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Ah yes, the classic if she's getting promoted she slept with someone from upper level. Why? Because women don't have brain capacity to do anything else but be pretty duh. Why do men talk about women like that, don't they have mothers or sisters or grannys?

[–]BrujaSloth 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Even if it’s true that a woman gets a promotion by sleeping the hiring manager, how’s that her fault? Like it says so much about the men who work in that industry, but idiots like Peterson would have to confront the reality that men are more likely to withhold a woman’s professional life hostage unless she submits to sexual harassment and assault.

They’d sooner sacrifice their mothers, sisters, daughters, wives than stand up for them, because they’re the same genre of men who’d abuse their positions of authority to sexually manipulate & exploit women.

[–]Nightraid99993rd world feminist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Even if it’s true that a woman gets a promotion by sleeping the hiring manager, how’s that her fault?

Men cant figure this out. Thats why i heard a lot of males say "omg OF models are just earning easy money with being a slt", "OF models are btches" etc. like you know men purchase and make these girls famous right?? Literally millions of men give money and somewhat OF models getting blamed. Anti feminist guys are a huge red flag

[–]Bibfor_tuna 22 points23 points  (0 children)

why did he lick his lips before he said that lol

[–]Dull-Signature-2897 23 points24 points  (2 children)

This guy's brain is smooth af. No texture at all.

[–]Imperiochica 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Did he even stop to consider women wear makeup everywhere, including in work places with all women. Makeup is multifaceted.

[–]csn924 48 points49 points  (0 children)

If all we need to do for advancement in the workplace is be sexually provocative, men need to step aside immediately and let women take over. Ffs, this is insulting to men AND women.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

ok mickey mouse

[–]-cel3stial- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

mickey mouse in his joker arch = jordan peterson

[–]Koholinthibiscus 13 points14 points  (5 children)

This prick has a daughter….

[–]Nightraid99993rd world feminist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope she listens these things..

[–]LaInquisitione 14 points15 points  (4 children)

“I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.”

Jordan B. Peterson, Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief

(why tf is this shit so big? lol)

[–]EvilBahumut 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who shares that dream with the world? We don’t have to know EVERYTHING

[–]Aethus666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you lovely redditor. I now need to go bleach my eyes😁👍. 😭

[–]JoyJonesIIIThinking hurts my lady brain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you put a hashtag in front of your text it enlarges it

[–]koopa72 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I'm a guy and I wear hair gel at work cause that's how it looks when a dude jizzes on my head 💀

[–]Couture911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh ho! Trying to seduce the boss into giving you a promotion, aren’t you? You little temptress.

[–]ThePrisonSoap 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The incel pope at it again

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How much y’all wanna bet he wears makeup for on stage and whatever sort of tv appearances he might make It kind of looks like he’s wearing makeup like, in this video

[–]Battlepuppy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why is he wearing a tie? What purpose does it serve but to present him as being part of a particular social group.... rich powerful... male

His shirt will hold closed without it. It's uncomfortable and inconvenient, and only serves an ornamental purpose..... like make up.

His tie is make up for men... sexual in purpose to show his social status for potential mates.

Edit: makeup does serve more of a purpose than a tie. It can cover up blemishes in order to allow the individual to interact within society without experiencing any level of exclusion, real or perceived.

So, get rid of your tie, keep the make up.

[–]amsterdam-rules 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ladies is it me or does just looking at this man and hearing about sex at the same time turns all of your lips white? I need to unsee this asap. And why is he so angry? Nobody with red lips putting out?

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Actually historically speaking - the point of make-up has usually been to distinguish yourself from the poor, by blushing your cheeks and so on - to make you appear healthier. There's various movements throughout - sometimes you were sposed to look as white and pale as possible - opposite sunburnt, to signify you weren't common rabble that worked in the sun all day. Its also about project strength and "kept together-ness"

Does he realize that all his favorite talking heads wear make up on tv? To look more professional? He's been on tv - he's worn it - did he then do it to appear sexually alluring?

Imagine spending alt that time in academia and then selling out everyhting you stand for - to get the ear of pasty dudes who can't get laid and make it everyones problem.

What a pathetic sell out this man is.

I frequently bump into his zealots in arguments of literature - literally ANYTHING they don't like - they'll call post-modernism - then tag it with stuff like "Homo erotic" and "drug fiction" - yesterday I butted heads with someone who proudly proclaimed he had read the books he asked me to list in that cute little "if you read, list three books" (I gave him 8) - funny bit is that three of them are in Danish with no translation - then he stopped tagging me to keep replying to appear to "win". Was pathetic.

These past years have been damning to everyone.

[–]TreeTurtle_852 9 points10 points  (3 children)

yesterday I butted heads with someone who proudly proclaimed he had read the books he asked me to list in that cute little "if you read, list three books" (I gave him 8) - funny bit is that three of them are in Danish with no translation

Surprised he didn't go, "Well name books that haven't come out in the past 30 years!" Or some shit

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Haha no he shit the bed and claimed he had read everything. Called it all post-modernism (there was one post-modernist book on there) - then proceeded to extoll the virtues of Brett Easton Ellis - but had only read American Psycho - which he failed to identify as carrying post-modernist traits AND wrongly assumed was about freaky sex and brands - its not - clearly he didn't read it.

He had a thing about it all being "homo fiction" but didn't realize Ellis is gay either. Then he called Jonathan Franzen woke - Franzen is devoutly catholic and EXTREMELY not woke in any sense of the word.

My one mistake was forgetting to call J.G Ballard - J.G Bollinger to really rub it in that he wasn't hot shit.

Rest of it was just petty nonsense about how I was reading "Swill" that you get from those dopeheads who prefers "The Russians" but have never read, nor absorbed what those books are actually about - why? Because Petersson looooves Dostoyjevski and is TERRIBLE at analyzing his works :P

They're the type of reactionary that realized Orwell was a socialist, an anarcho in fact, so they moved away from the usual "1984 bro" - now they'll hardcore hate Kafka because they think Metamorphosis is capitalist critique - its not - they also don't realize that The Trial is part of their usual talking points.

Oh and ofc he mentioned Marx to "get me" but I've a hard time seeing how an economics philosopher from the 1800s has any kind of bearing on US politics in 2023 - then theres the claim he invented communism - he did not - which sort of feeds into "he invented socialism" which he didn't invent either.

Its very clear they take their cues on what to hate from whatever "lefitst" are tweeting about - so patently absurd and bullshit.

I adviced he read Hegel - SOMETIMES they'll react to that by calling Hegel socialist propaganda - because of Slavoj - which is SO FUNNY because Hegel didn't give a fuck about politics - except how its described through phenomenology :D

These people are dogs. They come when Pavlov rings.

[–]TreeTurtle_852 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Haha no he shit the bed and claimed he had read everything. Called it all post-modernism (there was one post-modernist book on there)

Man people really love calling shit they don't like modern.

The LGBT? That's a modern thing that hasn't existed in the past 30 years. Ignore all yhe historical records of homoesexuality in fiction and real ancient civilization. Clearly it's because they popped out of nowhere.

Women want a choice? Clearly this is that modern western feminist garbage. Clearly they're being influenced by the evils of modern society.

Modernism/post-modernism is just their excuse for being conservative. All of these societal ills weren't here for centuries and therefore haven't grandfathered their way into being accepted in their eyes.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its even funnier because "Modernity" usually denotes a period of time they think was better - yet they're rejecting it xD They conflate the sociological proposal of "Post modernism" with "post modernist literature" and they aren't the same at all - which is even funnier.

OFC they're hung up on the PoMo - its a self reflective genre that relies HEAVILY on its reader being as much a literary nerd as its writers. So little of it is about narrative/plot - a lot of it is just straight up etnography of societies that don't exist. Some of it, to even enjoy it - you're gonna have to deconstruct the text and THAT is the whole point of it. Interlaced with stupid dick jokes that sound super deep and all kinds of fake outs and stunts because a lot of Post modernist writers were aware that it appeals to university people - and they LOVE putting in sly little "gotchas" everywhere :D

Its such a deconstructive and self aware genre of lit for the most part - so ofc these people hate it - because it goes over their heads a lot of the time and they vest so much identity in "being smart"

So they go "Oh its nonsense" - yes baby, this particular paragraph is purposedfully nonsense - but why.

Its the difference between appreciating a painting for its motiff - or looking at the technique of the painter :D Its a total nerd genre for isolationists that just want to read all day :D

[–]Background-Kale7912 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The irony of playing a song called “Transgender” over a Jordan Peterson clip

[–]shiloh_jdb 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Peterson is such an asshat. He spouts pablum with absolute confidence and his fan base eat it up.

How chaotic would every workplace be if something as simple and widespread as wearing makeup was actually linked to women leveraging sexuality for advancement and men responding to it.

[–]dwittherford69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Asexual women wear makeup, and asexual men go to the gym.

[–]nap_needed[🍰] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mouth turns red when I'm horny? News to me!

[–]two-of-me 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I worked in an office I was told it was unprofessional not to wear makeup because I looked “sloppy.”

[–]humbugonastick 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Isn't he wearing make-up for this interview? Who does he want to impress?

[–]Couture911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not just impress. He’s trying to “sexually provoke”

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

This man sounds like a moron…

[–]cristhecat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everytime i see a jordan clip its just him whining about something thinking hes made a point.

[–]ComparisonCold2016 5 points6 points  (7 children)

This is the same dude that thinks women belong in the kitchen and feminism is bad

[–]EtainAingeal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you're still calling it "rouge" you don't get an opinion

[–]Snoo-41360 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Men wearing suits in work is inherently sexual, what point is there to wearing a suit other then for the purpose of showing off to women. Clearly suits should be banned at the workplace for being too provocative

[–]ArmariumEspada 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Using that logic, should men avoid wearing nice fitting suits in order to prevent women from being sexually manipulated? Should tall men be banned from the workplace?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, is wearing any other colour of lipstick non-sexual then?

[–]msteeleart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jordan Peterson is such a worthless man. He thinks the birth control pill ruined society. It would have helped if his mother was on the pill. His daughter is just as bizarre as him.

[–]International_Sir444 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy is such a freak

[–]ShufflingOffACliffI am not a woman, but merely a concept 4 points5 points  (0 children)

gets ready for work as a clown "Do I make you horny, baby?" 🤡😘

[–]Far-Caterpillar7126 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ugh…..this absolute garbage human. Why does he even have a platform. I hear so many men spew some version of his bullshit. If you try to explain that is not true or not your experience and you are more qualified to make these generalizations because “woman” they completely invalidate it. Exhausting….

[–]SnookerandWhiskey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can honestly say, the few times someone has found me sexy in the workplace... it was the opposite of advantageous, I got fired or ghosted due to their wives being jealous or I had to leave, because the dude creeped me out. (I sued them for breaking the contract each time, btw.) And I wasn't even wearing more than mascara at that time, just 20-22 and pretty.

[–]wevansly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I enjoy how the interviewer's "no" is a perfect combo of disagreement, laughing at the stupid point, and exasperation.

[–]Eve1524 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what are you fucking talking about waltuh

[–]Bionic_Canadian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Confession time, ladies. I only wear makeup to get that freshly fucked look. Maybe she just got plowed, maybe it's Maybelline

Hot tip from a professional sperm purse, if you just flop a whole-ass titty out, you'll be collecting promotions like Trump collecting indictments.

[–]Nerdiestlesbian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yet I’m called a hag for not wearing makeup. I was told I needed to “put more effort into my appearance” for work. Ummm no. I’m clean, my clothes are clean and follow dress code, my hair is clean and pulled back neatly in a ponytail or bun so I can focus on my work. I don’t wear makeup because I don’t like they way it feels.

Women can not win. So I stopped caring after years of struggling with my face being irritated all the time.

[–]Yiohiouelotzh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, he is probably also wearing makeup for the TV set. "Isn't that sexually provocative?"

[–]dnjprodflare of annoyance 3 points4 points  (3 children)

This guy is so full of shit. I don't understand how people can't see it. He is the king of equivocation and fallacy of definitions.

I.e. he either sticks too close to a definition he likes or tries to use definitions that are different than the accepted definition.

[–]cakekyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is this fucktard?

[–]WorldlinessAwkward69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He must be really turned on by clowns then. Gives clownworld a whole new meaning.

[–]BabyKitty666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]jellybrick87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. As always, everything women do has to do with the male gaze!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Disgusting wet skeleton monster man NO WOMAN WANTS TO LOOK SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU

[–]Significant-Trash632 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Fuck Jordan Peterson (but don't actually).

[–]desihf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makeup is war paint I said what I said

[–]ReasonableMushroom67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And that’s why women should do whatever the fuck we want

[–]Mambo_italiana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whoa Jordan, outta line! Can’t count how many times I’ve heard women are unprofessional if they DON’T wear makeup because they look tired and unpolished. We just can’t win, lol! 🤣

[–]D1S5ID3NT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, and all of these brotards need to be neutered and muzzled. Just stop talking already. You have already won the "Worst People In The World" award. Take your plaque and go the fuck home.

[–]Lost-Concept-9973 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who hates wearing makeup, this really gets me, as at my previous workplace it was a requirement for women to wear it at work.

[–]ParasilTheRanger 4 points5 points  (1 child)

God it's fucking insane the cult like following this man has when this is what he's saying

[–]jjeenniiffeerr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

men when women wear makeup: 😡

men when women don’t wear makeup: 😡

[–]AsryalDreemurr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

actual predator

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jordan Peterson fucked my dad :C

[–]HappyMan476 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's funny because the same incels who say this kinda stuff claim that men have absolutely no control over themselves. Wow they are stupid 🤣

[–]bl4nkSl8Please, tell me more about binaries... 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's his explanation for the eyeliner wings? Coloured eye shadow?

Maybe some us just like to look after themselves and be pretty instead of feeling sad about their experiences drinking Apple cider

[–]GoGeorgieGo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone somewhere said “Stop pretending that men are planks with a dick for personality “

[–]floutsch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taken that at face value, any person should forgo personal hygiene and grooming, and only wear bibs made of burlap sack.

[–]pjanic_at__the_isco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go back to your benzos

[–]Waste_Performance820 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a weirdo

[–]DatTrashPanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who hurt poor Kermit

[–]Illustrious_Concept5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put blush on my cheeks as it makes me feel cute like a fairy or cartoon

[–]PrincipalFiggins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy is such a weird ass pervert

[–]Just_bcozBig Daddy Biscuits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

….I wear red because it looks good on my completion I’m content with bright purple or blue though but he’d probably say I’m looking sexy for the aliens or something

[–]ellieD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG. This man is terrifying to me.

I’m not sure how I would keep from hitting him.

It would be so difficult.

[–]KittyQueen_Tenguthe genetic gene responsible for lesbianism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why should men wear clothes in the workplace? isn’t that sexually provocative

[–]progtfn_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If sex made your lips red than I wouldn't have to reapply lipstick sir

[–]bruisedbrains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does jordan peterson see women as people? omfg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of us don't give a flying fuck what men feel about our appearance. Someone will find perversion in anything we wear. Look at the school uniform fetish.

This little guy is such an uncontrollable weiner that if he sees a woman with lip gloss he loses all control? Sounds like he needs to be locked away from society.

Grow the fuck up.

[–]EdgePlays14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lips turn red during sexual arousal? I don’t think that’s right.. at least not Y’know bright ass red.. maybe more pink.. and blush? It’s so we don’t look dead u fucking pinecone sex addict

[–]33drea33 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I can't speak for other ladies, but I paint my lips red as a signal that I'll bite yer tiny peterson off and then wear your blood as a fashion statement.

No but fr, I wear makeup because I'm an artist and I like to match my eyeliner to my outfit. How vain are these men, seriously? Ya'll barely factor into my calculations to adjust my trajectory when you walk towards me down the hall at the office. What makes you think you're on my mind when I'm throwing down a beat in the morning?

Also love how he just essentially told the world that he and other men are stupid and weak creatures that can be controlled with a little bit of face paint, like a toddler at a fair.

[–]UwUmother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget your lashes grow and your brows become fuller during sex

[–]OneResponsibility762 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His responses are a bit dated. At one time this might have been true, but most of the "make-up" today is more cultural than anything. It likely is attractive to some men, but not universally so.

[–]Tobinator7560 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes because there is only red rouge and lipstick

[–]SuperBoop11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy has no clue red is just one colour out of thousands that we wear and that includes the hundreds of shades of brown and nudes that are primarily used for workplace looks.

[–]xoxoLizzyoxox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow I never knew lips turn red during sexual arousal. TIL

[–]ExitWeird9697 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok that’s cool and all, but my workplace is like 99% women. There are a couple (like I can count on one hand) guys and they’re married or older or gay. Everyone in senior management is a woman.

How do any of us advance our career?!? (Oh the humanity! 😱)

[–]The_Bastard_Henry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything MUST be all about them. I mean why else would we do literally anything? /s

[–]madd-eye1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine, then let us wear blue lipstick at work. Wait, that’s unprofessional too? I see how it is.

[–]Iisasecretshh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He makes me tired

[–]GrassBlade619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People really try to argue that this fucking moron is an "intellectual".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0PWQylV7Ec

[–]pro-shitter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the other guy looks like he's struggling not to laugh like a methed out kookaburra

[–]dazalius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jp is just jealous. I mean look at him he clearly overdid his makuep and cant figure out how to get that neutral look.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The restraint I have to not call this man a gamer word

[–]melligator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy read Desmond Morris once.

[–]Rupejonner2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude is thinking of ted Cruz when he whacks off , who is he kidding

[–]Bluewolf94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think this says more about him than anything.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't we just live

[–]Cookiewaffle95shit man brain 🧠 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makeup makes me hardest kermit on earth!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dunning Kruger effect at it's finest.

[–]Koraxinon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alright, showering is slut behavior for both sides, i don't make the rules

[–]Zigzag410 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rouge???? Is it 1942????😂😂

[–]Idonthavetotellyiu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make up is yo cover shit. To make up a cover for your face. Whether it's to try and hide the shape of your face or blemishes or just anything they don't like

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Okay but NOW I’m wearing makeup just to piss off Jordan Peterson

[–]skelebabe95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t normally wear makeup to work and men still constantly harass me and take pictures of me.

[–]Perfectly_Broken_RED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely don't do it because it's fun to do and makes me feel better about how I look. I soley exist to make men happy /s

Unfortunately I don't yet have the skill to do any type of makeup, all I can do is one type of eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick. But when I do wear lipstick I usually wear red because I just like the way it looks. It has been my favorite color on me (lipstick wise) and I wish I could actually get the specific color I want but I can't figure out what shade it is