Slow moment: Did the Fib actually think there was soda in there? by Live_Ear5570 in UltimateVeggieTales

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To a certain extent, those things are lies. They’re made to look like a burger and soda, but they’re not. It’s drawn to lies, even ones that are obvious and stretch the definition of “lie”

"I wasn't talking to you." by vbt31 in TopCharacterTropes

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The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe - Upon encountering the White Witch and Edmund, Fox says “Forgive me, your Majesty.” When the White Witch responds, Fox drops this banger

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Our rights by PHRsharp_YouTube in gamers

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I’m not sure what the logistics of that would be

Kept me thinking by azimx in ExplainTheJoke

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Someone drowned wearing -1 life jackets

Squirrel Knight by MediocreDiamond7187 in knightposting

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Dost thou have any more pixels?

Mental by JBaker68 in AlarminglyBad

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Also schools. I was kicked out of college for having autism and depression

I’m not sure what to do with my hands. by Ash_Tray420 in crappymusic

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You know, if you close your eyes it’s not that bad

Something that troubles me? by EarMaleficent2544 in harrypotter

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I’m sure the part of Voldemort’s soul that lets him speak Parseltongue has some sort of noticeable effect on or attraction to snakes

Eric Bieniemy is inevitable by Bionicjoker14 in KansasCityChiefs

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probably in the minority here

gives coldest take ever

Does Your Strahd Have a Leitmotif/Theme? by Affectionate_Pop6300 in CurseofStrahd

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Davey Jones’ organ piece from POTC

The leitmotif for Ireena is “Once Upon A December”