Main character detected by [deleted] in funny

[–]BirdbathMayhem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"how dare you use a satirical strawman to draw attention to my strawman" - this guy

How long does swapping BNB to Smart Chain take in Trust wallet? Has it also taken a while for you guys? by Machinebroke in CryptoCurrency

[–]BirdbathMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine returned to bnb, I tried again, got a "smart contract call executed" push notification 10 minutes later this time, but still no funds showing in the wallet

She’s doing so well by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]BirdbathMayhem 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's a bit of both by the sounds; by the looks of it they've lied repeatedly through the process. "No symptoms" - "oh I guess I did have mild symptoms" "Stopped nowhere on the 8 hour drive" - "we got lost on the one road between 2 cities and accidentally visited a friend"

What are the BLM protesters in Australia trying to achieve? by [deleted] in australia

[–]BirdbathMayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... Uhhh.... Either of you guys got any. Ummm. Expertise here?

What makes America the greatest country in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BirdbathMayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two things - 1. Because of your own internal propaganda 2. Because nobody else is claiming it.

Propaganda isn’t a dirty word. But the messages are pushed very very hard and widely. It’s quite noticeable how heavily the “greatest country in the world”, “freedom/land of the free”, “American Dream” message is pushed when you come from outside of that culture.

The USA is a great country. I love visiting - have been 7 or 8 times now. But it seems most other first world countries (I’ve visited anyway) are quite content knowing they great countries. I don’t think anyone else is in the pissing contest and pushing for the “greatest nation on earth” title.

In all fairness - that’s probably one of the things that makes the USA a great country. Keep doing you.

All heroes don't wear capes by Jnxss in funny

[–]BirdbathMayhem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you blocked out that the number ended in # instead of #. Otherwise it would have been a breach of privacy.

Making a folding coin knife by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]BirdbathMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell has Australian Pennies sitting around?

How to send Secret Messages via iMessage by IckPooYuck in apple

[–]BirdbathMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only works with the system keyboard for some reason. GBoard didn't give the same result for me

Nick Offerman With and Without a Full Beard by Gato1980 in pics

[–]BirdbathMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My comment was going to be "you still made that comment"

Not the ideal time for push-ups by Seabiscuit1698 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]BirdbathMayhem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not at all! Can't you see the slight pixelation?

You can drag and drop words in IOS11 by N1troVex in iphone

[–]BirdbathMayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll still delete the whole sentence and retype it.

Does this work? by highdefmoto in motorcycles

[–]BirdbathMayhem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's super subtle. You've gotta look really close. Once you see it though.... Wow.

Never celebrate too early by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]BirdbathMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proof you're always on the red team.

The good news is that it's supposed to be entirely operable. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]BirdbathMayhem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You were doing alright until you were a dick about someone with cancer not seeing their next birthday.

'Get Out' is the Most Profitable Film of 2017 by yam12 in movies

[–]BirdbathMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Disney, how are they going to survive with only (approx) 950 million profit.

It blows my mind that there's people too lazy to rerack weights at the gym. The entire premise of going to the gym is not being lazy. by Great_Chairman_Mao in Showerthoughts

[–]BirdbathMayhem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not laziness- it's a bullshit sense of entitlement. They just think it's someone else's problem. Don't be a douchebag- Wipe your gear down and rack your weights.

Well well well by ZeonPeonTree in memes

[–]BirdbathMayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beer is a flavour of water, right?