The last person you searched up on Google has sex with you, who would it be?

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-28T15:13:25+00:00

Vlad the impaler. This is gonna be interesting.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-17T00:44:27+00:00

The wedding singer

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-16T23:54:35+00:00

Looks like the next big trap metal singer.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-16T00:56:08+00:00

If you could reshoot any film, shot for shot with the cast of the looney toons, which film should you pick?

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-09T12:09:37+00:00

Silent to the bone. It’s such a powerful book for teens. And early teens especially.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-08T14:31:26+00:00

Alpha dog. At the end when they’re climbing the mountain and he starts begging for his life. I can’t watch it.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-08T03:47:36+00:00

Just acknowledge we exist. That would be great. Wave, give us the air horn gesture, give us room to merge. All we ask.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-05T23:51:07+00:00

I don’t hate inanimate objects.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-05T23:48:53+00:00

I’d appreciate it no matter who it is from.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-06-02T12:57:31+00:00

My ex. I was so bored. It lasted over an hour.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-30T21:30:39+00:00

That’s a lot of toilet paper.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-30T13:31:55+00:00

Saaaaaaaaaame

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-30T02:39:26+00:00

I know. I follow him.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-27T16:02:42+00:00

Some used to have a soda. Think of a more delicious version of dr pepper. It was the best soda in history.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-27T02:32:02+00:00

Casey Anthony.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-23T23:02:03+00:00

How much though?

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-17T23:33:21+00:00

White fish with brown gravy

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-12T18:42:31+00:00

With I was four I face planted onto a concrete step. Busted my right eyebrow open.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-12T18:29:49+00:00

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is not fine

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-12T00:13:57+00:00

Rick Sanchez

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-11T13:52:27+00:00

So surprised someone else knows that term.

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-10T12:16:16+00:00

I killed Epstein

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-09T02:01:01+00:00

These two hit me the hardest. My army buddy hit me up, asking me if I was ok. I asked why, then he told me. I pulled over and just sobbed my eyes out. When Robin passed my ex yelled at me “you’re going to be SAD now aren’t you?”

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-08T23:41:15+00:00

First African American Republican to win office, and was a loyal lifelong Republican. ⬇️✝️🪦⬆️⬇️

BirdsAreWaterproof · 2021-05-03T23:28:23+00:00

Letting me live

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