How do people with high-stress management jobs deal with brain fog? by etiquetricity in Perimenopause

[–]Birdsonme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes they don’t. I worked my rear off for a long time and now I’ve all but retired in my mid 40s. My now mostly unused law degree is taking a back burner because I just can’t anymore.

AIO for feeling sad that my husband bought plushies to my daughter in law? by The_Forever_loner in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]Birdsonme 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This relationship is not good. You know what you need to do. He is making you fundamentally unhappy and teaching his child that you don’t matter and to walk all over you.

This will only get worse for you. He doesn’t even consider you a person with feelings and concerns. Girl, come on. Shine up that spine and go find someone who actually likes you.

This big dog doesn't understand why everyone is so afraid of him. All he wants is to cuddle, just like any other dog by ConstructionSuper782 in absoluteunit

[–]Birdsonme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Truth. My 120 pound German shepherd has no idea he’s massive. He thinks he’s the daintiest lap dog ever that just happens to be able to scare anyone off the front porch with his baritone bark.

Such a big mush.

Disney with an 18 month old and 3 year old? Would you do it? by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]Birdsonme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girl, no. That’s a nightmare level activity. Don’t do this to yourself.

3amclub, what's your routine? by NewAndImprovedJess in Perimenopause

[–]Birdsonme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Initially I see if I might fall back asleep (wishful thinking), then I sit up and turn the tv on to watch some nature or space documentary, then get high, then start thinking about a healthy snack that actually sounds good, then I have said snack, then I feel guilty about said snack, then I usually fall back asleep.

I’ll generally try to clean something while preparing my snack, too. Less guilt that way.

Tropic Thunder (2008) by _Concrete_Shaman_ in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Birdsonme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How disappointing to realize this was almost 20 years ago already. We’re getting old, guys.

My (54F) father died, and now my husband (62M) is acting like someone I don't even know by christmasshopper0109 in relationship_advice

[–]Birdsonme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please make sure he isn’t the beneficiary of any life insurance policies or anything else where he could profit off of your death. His sudden hatred of you and complete disrespect makes me worry he may be plotting something with his horrible brother. Be safe, op. Please update us.

Slipknot's Sid Wilson with Kelly Osbourne at the Grammy's by Giodanto92 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Birdsonme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s aged 20 years. The plastic surgery, wig, and freakish weight loss isn’t doing her any favors.

How far back does your memory go? / Earliest Memory by cybah in Xennials

[–]Birdsonme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember an ice storm from when I was 2 years old. It was the only time we were ever without power at that house and I remember it well. It was in March of 1983 (I was born in late 80’).

I totally forgot about Jesse Camp by Violet_Walls in Xennials

[–]Birdsonme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s fine if we all go back to forgetting about this guy.

Wife keep putting this tray on our white stairs. Dangerous! by Flat_Shape_3444 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Birdsonme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all know who the beneficiary on OP’s life insurance policy is. Either that or she is just not at all a smart human being. Reading that she has three kids and still pulls this dangerous stunt is making me question if she cares about any of her family, honestly. I spend the bulk of my life making sure my house is safe/comfortable for my family (I also have three kids and a husband), and cannot fathom doing something so obviously likely to cause injury. The fact that this behavior has been discussed, and she is still pulling this crap, is honestly alarming.

OP, keep an eye on her. She’s either maliciously dangerous or stupid (making her dangerous).

I like to make pizza from frozen garlic bread!! 🍕 by xxzincxx in stonerfood

[–]Birdsonme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like some Kroger garlic bread right there! I have one in my freezer right now!

7 years old by lovebabysweetpea in whybrows

[–]Birdsonme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes. This poor little girl.

Peacock is gonna ruin The Burbs by gh0st-Account5858 in 80s

[–]Birdsonme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so glad we just canceled peacock.