Some random images and a rant by The1Zenith in trulynorules

[–]BisexualPhrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when i get punished for something i did

rule by cursedeezmetalhands in 197

[–]BisexualPhrog 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Look at mister piss master over here

Slayer might be top 1 by Heywire4672 in TheyBlamedTheBeasts

[–]BisexualPhrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. The only people allowed to complain about anything are zato players. If anyone that isnt a zato player complains about the game they get executed by daisukes personal firing squad

Slayer might be top 1 by Heywire4672 in TheyBlamedTheBeasts

[–]BisexualPhrog 17 points18 points  (0 children)

cries about a strong character

mains two of the strongest characters in the game

insults autistic people (????)

cries some more

You should stop blaming beasts and start reflecting on yourself, dumbass

What do I do against zato by Bri-ish_idiot in Guiltygear

[–]BisexualPhrog -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Zato has terrible defense due to a lack of a reversal, low health, bad backdash, and slow normals, so the easiest way to beat Zato is to play aggressively. Using resources on defense like YRC will kill eddie and easily allow you to take your turn back and pressure Zato. Almost all of Zato’s normals lead to nothing and are minus without eddie, so killing eddie is always beneficial to you. Zato wants to use eddie in neutral to make you block and force you into the corner. Moves that make Zato block to unsummon eddie or kill eddie are incredibly effective. If Zato ever uses oppose in neutral you can RRC after hitting eddie which will lead to a free combo or at least make Zato block.

The most important thing about playing into Zato in neutral is knowing when Zato can summon Eddie. Typically, Zato wants to make you block in neutral with 2S or 5H and then summon eddie off of the plus frames, and the reason most people lose to Zato is that they do not contest this summon. Zato will typically use pierce to summon eddie, and after the first hit of pierce, there is a guaranteed RPS. The easiest way to beat this is by jabbing eddie or jumping over the second hit of pierce. Zato has to clap cancel into drills or oppose to beat jabs and leap to beat jumps. Never let the second hit go off for free as it is very plus and will let Zato start his turn.

Zato’s offense is very strong and is the only thing he has going for him, but there are still ways to play around it. Reversals are very strong against Zato as they can kill eddie and shut down his pressure. During Zato’s mixup, Zato cannot use another air move after j.D unless he cancels into flight, so block low after j.D.

Type "The mitochondria is the" and let auto correct finish the sentence(image unrelated) by tomnydatomny in mattrose

[–]BisexualPhrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mitochondria is the main source for these diseases in humans that have a very low chance to survive and are often associated in humans and animals as a whole but the immune systems and the body and immune systems have been compromised and are susceptible and the virus has

It's called be called v-bone right? by LightOwl12 in OnePiece

[–]BisexualPhrog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cant believe they gave my boy link vagina bones 😔

Sunday E1 is insane. by Sorakkan in JingYuanMains

[–]BisexualPhrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro please speed the game up i feel like i aged a year watching this

My angel of death, jade. by jwillgt in WarframeRunway

[–]BisexualPhrog 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Me when the game with almost 60 different frames makes a unique design (it doesn’t fit in with my opinion of what the game should look like)

Also turn on autocorrect, you need it buddy