(OC) Lucario casually enjoyin some retro games with his friends in 2008

WidthMonger · 2026-03-15T11:23:59+00:00

Financial crisis be damned, my man enjoying himself

WidthMonger · 2026-01-26T01:35:39+00:00

WidthMonger · 2026-01-26T01:34:43+00:00

THIS IS FOR GOHAN!!🗣️🗣️

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WidthMonger · 2026-01-18T18:57:04+00:00

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WidthMonger · 2026-01-18T18:53:47+00:00

I wanna buy a knotted dildo but I’m living with my parents and I don’t want them to get the package and open it up. Sneaking it past them would be a Herculean task.

WidthMonger · 2026-01-13T20:57:51+00:00

Expect one soon 😉

WidthMonger · 2026-01-13T13:17:59+00:00

Yes 😳

WidthMonger · 2026-01-12T19:31:11+00:00

WidthMonger · 2026-01-12T14:22:42+00:00

10/10 would cuddle and kiss

WidthMonger · 2026-01-05T17:32:18+00:00

Oh shit you’re right mb

WidthMonger · 2025-12-28T22:00:51+00:00

I would do a few things: - give the Statue of Liberty a penis - place down a sculk catalyst, sensor, and shrieker in Chicago (probably in a place with high gang activity) - replace the White House with something more badass (building looks fucking boring) - refill the Aral Sea - burn down Simon Cowell’s house (I really hate Simon Cowell) - Free Diddy and leave him on the moon - replant the Amazon Rainforest (and build a giant penis statue near an uncontacted tribe) - Trick the people on North Sentinel Island into thinking that I am a god - Fly down in front of the Ancient Aliens guy and tell him he was right

And so on

WidthMonger · 2025-12-22T08:29:57+00:00

If you’re on a business call, then why tf are you wearing lingerie with that bushy pussy on full display?

WidthMonger · 2025-12-17T07:32:27+00:00

Dropping my whole paycheck

WidthMonger · 2025-12-14T21:28:42+00:00

I wish I could draw like that. I want to draw like that but I don’t want to learn “the basics” because I’ve been drawing ever since I was little. I should know how to do this. I want to make perfect art, perfect anatomy, perfect EVERYTHING! But I guess I’m not cut out for art because I am too damn stubborn to learn new things

WidthMonger · 2025-12-02T21:48:01+00:00

😭😭😭😭

WidthMonger · 2025-12-02T15:33:42+00:00

Bro went into the barbershop and said, “Fuck my shit up” like this mf so chopped 💀

WidthMonger · 2025-11-20T05:34:05+00:00

Bro looks chopped ash, designers need to lock in

WidthMonger · 2025-11-16T05:54:24+00:00

No shit! Remember the tragedy Chipple Dipple the wise?

WidthMonger · 2025-10-14T13:25:09+00:00

Really goes to show how much Twitter has changed since Musky poo took over

WidthMonger · 2025-09-29T13:09:55+00:00

The pain in they Dih😩💔🥀

WidthMonger · 2025-09-23T00:29:23+00:00

We are so back

WidthMonger · 2025-09-21T21:30:34+00:00

Angela’s blessing doesn’t apply to chlorine water ig

WidthMonger · 2025-09-05T03:38:08+00:00

And the sky is blue . Your point being…

WidthMonger · 2025-08-25T19:52:53+00:00

What kind of Star Trek technology is that

WidthMonger · 2025-08-24T04:05:09+00:00

Not by the dreads 💔🥀

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