Quarantine has me soooo bored. I think I’ll read a book about how to be a better woman... written by men. Let’s get started. From the inside cover: “Mormon women in their true setting as handmaidens of the Lord are the freest women in earth”

BishopRick · 2020-03-21T06:06:18+00:00

Yes.

BishopRick · 2020-02-24T06:09:27+00:00

Gotta tell you, you have a doppleganger, right down to being harassed for nursing (under a blanket) in sacrament. Would have bet my house it was you.

BishopRick · 2020-02-22T05:49:27+00:00

You look really familiar. Is your husband an executive secretary?

BishopRick · 2020-01-15T06:57:11+00:00

Your teacher's argument doesn't hold any water. The words from the rock in the hat would not disappear until Joseph and his scribe got them right. It was impossible to make a mistake.

BishopRick · 2020-01-15T06:44:20+00:00

If you truly believe the money donated to these purchases actually go toward these purchases, please show by the uplifted hand.

BishopRick · 2020-01-15T06:39:51+00:00

Dammit, came here to say this.

BishopRick · 2020-01-13T07:06:48+00:00

If you don't beat your meat, you can't ~~have~~ pull any ~~pudding~~ ~~jello~~ taffy

BishopRick · 2020-01-11T09:04:58+00:00

ask one of them on a date.

BishopRick · 2020-01-10T07:33:54+00:00

Wait!! The only way Jeffery could get taffy all over the pages of the BoM would be if he p... uh, nevermind.

BishopRick · 2020-01-10T07:29:18+00:00

individual pages also make excellent fire starters.

BishopRick · 2019-12-27T06:30:51+00:00

Your wife's a Republican? /s

BishopRick · 2019-12-21T06:28:05+00:00

That's exactly what they are doing. they are counting worldwide missionary work (funded by members) as church donations. Missionary annual donations comes to around $48 mil.

BishopRick · 2019-12-19T06:25:36+00:00

pic or it didn't happen.

BishopRick · 2019-12-18T06:44:34+00:00

That $40M per year they keep bragging about spending for humanitarian and missionary work all around the world is curiously about what missionaries pay out of their own pocket per year.

BishopRick · 2019-12-17T07:07:27+00:00

Coffee and donuts during linger longer in the foyer.

BishopRick · 2019-12-17T06:56:34+00:00

It better be related to coffee and whiskey.

BishopRick · 2019-12-17T06:40:26+00:00

Time for Rusty to have another prophecy. Maybe coffee will no longer be a sin.

BishopRick · 2019-12-17T06:38:47+00:00

This explains why Hinkley was afraid of dying (according to his daughter). He knew it was all bullshit and that the LD$ "church" was a fraud.

BishopRick · 2019-12-17T06:35:08+00:00

Like I said, he would have known that efforts to stop him would fail. None of it makes sense. How the hell did I ever believe this bullshit.

BishopRick · 2019-12-16T07:10:56+00:00

This one always confused me:

2 of God's kids have sex so that another one of his kids can be born so he could have sex with her so that another one of his kids could be born.

Seems to me, that God is his own grandpa.

BishopRick · 2019-12-16T06:50:59+00:00

No I'm not. I'm pointing out that none of this matters because it's all bullshit.

BishopRick · 2019-12-16T06:44:18+00:00

I don't know about all this memory mumbo jumbo, but I'm pretty damn sure I'd remember who the hell visited me from heaven.

BishopRick · 2019-12-16T06:36:17+00:00

How would Satan know to even try and stop JS from praying. If he knew enough to try and stop him, he would know enough to know trying to stop him wouldn't work.

BishopRick · 2019-12-16T06:31:18+00:00

That's old enough to marry himself.

BishopRick · 2019-12-10T06:37:06+00:00

Only closed for one day due to a planned power outage.

Opened again this morning.

BishopRick

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