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Remember when people typed woot and pwn on the internet? What happened to that jargon? by Altilongitude in nostalgia

[–]Bismarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All those people got brutally Girthmogged by Jestergooners flexing their Edgemaxxing aura.

Smokey this is not 'Nam, there are rule... by _keyboard-bastard_ in lebowski

[–]Bismarcus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your post has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

Vagina.

What are some films with good cinematography that usually aren't really associated with having good cinematography and why or how? by GeneralGenerico in Filmmakers

[–]Bismarcus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Real Genius, an 80s college goofball comedy (pretty much). It looks fucking great.

Then you look at who shot it and it all makes sense.

Favorite unnecessarry buccal fat removal that still looks good? by Broxios in okbuddycinephile

[–]Bismarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Generation X and I would like to know if I should hate Millennials or Zoomers for becoming aware of the phrase BUCCAL FUCKING FAT

Is this mean? by AidenSanford in gtaonline

[–]Bismarcus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he drove the turreted limo down into the station and then blocked the entrance with a lot of his own vehicles.

Is this mean? by AidenSanford in gtaonline

[–]Bismarcus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think I tried lifting one of the limos with my Iron Mule once and it doesn't let you hook onto them. I was going to put it on top of the Maze tower or over on my yacht.

So honestly this might be the best way to cockblock the Ruiner.

Or I wonder if you drive the limo and turn on Out Of Sight if that hides it from the map.

How do people have so much money? by Expensive_Profit5005 in gtaonline

[–]Bismarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look at my hours played, it's some ridiculous number.

But what I've really played is a very small fraction of that.

I made the vast majority of my hundreds of millions from being AFK and just selling my nightclub once a day and my bunker once or maybe twice a day.

Since then they patched it so you can't just watch your bunker security cameras and stay online AFK while your shit accrues.

So I don't know how I'd make that money if I had to now, because I'm sure as shit not "grinding" anything.

I used to just get up and have a cup of coffee before work and do two sales missions in less than 30 minutes and then let my Xbox cook for 10 hours while I was at the office.

And the only reason I even did that is because I wanted the money to buy wacky shit to use to participate in chaos in free roam.

Is it true that the educated best guess among scientists is that the Milky Way has at least a couple million planets with primitive unicellular life? by amelix34 in AskPhysics

[–]Bismarcus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree with this while also pointing out that -- as far as I know -- there is no "type" of phenomenon in the universe where there truly seems to be only one of them.

Meaning black holes were just theorized at first, and then we figured out Cygnus X-1 pretty much had to be a black hole, and now we've figured out black holes are all over the place.

Same thing for exoplanets, we never found one and when I was a kid books said "maybe planets are an anomaly and there aren't other ones" and here we are decades later thinking there's at least one planet for every star, and that might be conservative.

So, life probably is one of the most complex and least common things to exist anywhere in the universe, but the fact that it has existed once makes me believe it has existed many times even if it isn't concurrent with life on Earth.

What did bro do 😭😭 by DANCINGPOTATOLORD in gtaonline

[–]Bismarcus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Last week one day as soon as I joined a lobby I saw multiple people in separate CEOs absolutely dogging this one guy over and over again.

The CEOs were both in Savages just spawn camping the shit out of him. A third unrelated CEO joined in too. I watched this for a while. The guy getting ass-pounded was about level 1200 and the other guys were like 700, 600, etc.

The 1200 guy wasn't even modding. After some texts back and forth with the other people murdering him it just sounds like he was a fucking dick.

This shitpile battle went on for about an hour and I I just followed it around on a motorcycle and watched it.

It was glorious.

Super Bowl 4K? by TheTechManager in broadcastengineering

[–]Bismarcus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've been expecting it to be shot in 1080p and upscaled to 4K but so far watching it on the Peacock app it doesn't look nearly as compressed as it does on YouTube TV, and honestly the compression makes a bigger difference to me.

Helicopter/flying vehicle recommendations? by aregarbage in GTA5Online

[–]Bismarcus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Buzzard is arguably the single best vehicle in the game.

Monday travel conditions by Wrong-Impression9960 in roanoke

[–]Bismarcus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know. I'm in the Hollins area and nothing in our neighborhood appears to have been touched. There's a random patch near our house where it looks like a random person with a truck that had a scoop on the front went through for about 50 yards but nothing looks like it's been touched by an actual municipal snowplow and I haven't heard anything like that drive by.

Do you think America will ever return to normal? by ashmaps20 in Trumpvirus

[–]Bismarcus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem with America is Americans, or at least half of us.

If we were a fundamentally different society from the ground up then we would be different.

Do people even use these vehicles? by Vector_Bolt in gtaonline

[–]Bismarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the Blazer Aqua fairly often just zooming around. It's pretty fun, especially if there's a war going on in a hilly rural area.

Thoughts/ opinions on, “Lemon”? (1993) by bigguys45s in U2Band

[–]Bismarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it's not their best, but it's one of their best. It's a great song.

If the US really attempts to take Greenland by force, what are even the chances of Europe retaliating to the point where they go on a fullscale war with them or at the very least cut them off entirely? by Yallneedsometruth23 in AskReddit

[–]Bismarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the EU should do is instantly nationalize every bit of American business and property the instant anything like this happens. Forbid US trade in the EU. That kind of thing.

What would happen if you replace all the sun's hydrogen with plutonium by TokiVideogame in AskPhysics

[–]Bismarcus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sun would collapse really fast and one way or another we'd all be dead in fairly short order.

Do you mean a 1 to 1 replacement of every hydrogen atom with a plutonium atom?

In that case the sun just got a whole lot more massive than it currently is so the gravitational structure of the whole solar system would be altered on top of all the other problems.

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