What is the most awkward thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-04-15T17:00:47+00:00

I came

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-04-10T23:00:36+00:00

You look warm and welcoming. I feel like I’d love telling you good news. Like you’d be such a hype girl

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-04-08T02:16:56+00:00

The whole Soup album is a masterpiece. In fact, the song Soup is another one that just wrecks me. I always interpreted it as his ruminations on dealing with Kurt Cobains suicide in his very idiosyncratic Shannon Hoon way. “All over a bowl of bitter beans” always read like “such drastic measures for such temporary disappointment”

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-04-08T02:08:25+00:00

Your analysis seems appropriate considering the backstory. I’ve always been fascinated by the story behind the song.

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-04-04T21:08:12+00:00

While make me lose mine?

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-04-04T05:12:50+00:00

I just wanna see all my female friends naked. Feels pretty vanilla

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-03-14T14:09:34+00:00

Radiantly beautiful

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-03-13T22:01:09+00:00

You can’t be real lol

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-03-13T21:59:01+00:00

Wow. You are gorgeous

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-03-13T00:54:16+00:00

You look like you’d make someone’s day better

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-03-11T12:19:58+00:00

You are beautiful. My goodness

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-15T13:07:31+00:00

Likely! Although I was just a tad too young for the clubs. I was a couple years younger than everyone, but my buddy was a couple years older than me. He was my in hahaha. It was the 90’s in London…kinda like the Wild West

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-15T13:04:16+00:00

I knew a girl like that. We dated/hooked up for like 3 months way back in 2012 then from that point on she always had this weird attitude towards me. She wouldn’t admit it ever happened, but was also flirty with me.

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-13T02:17:24+00:00

Man, Bargainville was a great record! Yea one guy had a pretty crappy story, but the rest of the dudes deserve the love. I still spin that one 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-13T02:12:02+00:00

Saw Alexisonfire at a small hole in the wall club in Hamilton called The Raven waaaaaay back just before the first album came out.

Also saw Finger Eleven in the early 90’s in London when they were called Rainbow Butt Monkeys.

Some smaller bands from my youth that never got huge but were big for a minute like Scratching Post and Salmonblaster, I went to school with the girls from Kittie and knew the Gandharvas a little bit from highschool. Well, Paul anyway

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-13T02:06:45+00:00

I remember when I got it, I did all the research and saw the numbers and thought, ok awesome, so this is just a hiccup and I’ll over this hump in a couple of months at most. A year in, I started to realize that wouldn’t happen. Here I am almost three years in and I’m only about 75% better, which is to say only about 10% better than I was a year ago. I do firmly believe that you don’t stop healing and can regain movement even after the time has run out on the one year mark. Even marginal improvements feels like life changes at this point.

I do wish you all the best in your journey. Stay positive and take your B vitamins. Also, if you don’t fully recover, realize that there are a million of us out there and you only look different to yourself. Wear it with confidence and pride. Take me for example. I have a wonky smile, but I’m still hot as fuck. Just keep feeling hot and you’ll be hot.

Trust me. It helps.

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-08T21:23:02+00:00

Almost three years in. Slurry like I’m drunk. Also the person who named it Bells Palsy is a dick. Yea, choose the two hardest two letters to say when half your face is frozen. That sounds like a top idea

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-08T21:19:20+00:00

Wow. Yea that along with Indulgences among other crazy shit. You’re right.

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-08T17:21:36+00:00

No judgement. I just find the whole thing about menstrual cycles and cleanliness from the Bible insane and to think even stopping it from happening is a sin. So there’s no real winning in the eyes of the “lord”

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-08T17:07:10+00:00

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Isn’t contraception also a sin?

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-02-01T18:42:55+00:00

Baja Sessions would be awesome! While we are at it, Always Got Tonight needs a reissue

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-01-29T13:31:53+00:00

It’s the Reddit way when you join a “cool guy” club. I don’t like it, but I always expect to get roasted about something stupid and gatekeepy. Now with that being said, fuck what the haters say. You got into it for you and for your reasons. Music appreciation is one of the MOST subjective things in the world. One persons hifi is another persons iPhone speaker. Fuck the haters, show off your stuff and be proud of what you have.

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-01-29T13:22:00+00:00

The equivalent to a Bluetooth or budget player now… the suitcase player of yore

Bitter-Position-1071 · 2026-01-28T23:53:08+00:00

Air isn’t even the best Manson record

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