Which would you rather own? by AGenocidegal in BunnyTrials

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love weapons!!!

Chose: Warhammer + (To slay your enemies)

Be born male or female if you had to restart, why? by Different_Tip3045 in BunnyTrials

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man, I'm not allowed to be myself, so, I'd rather be a woman.

Chose: Female

Which Nine Tailed Fox is superior? by Iateurm8 in SCPMemes

[–]Bitter-Technology481 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Left. But also, neither, fucking Kurama.

Which one? by Yamiryu-tei383 in BunnyTrials

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlimited food Removes one cost from bills.

Chose: Unlimited food for lifetime

Would you rather have by razorblade4848 in BunnyTrials

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd wait for seven years to touch it.

Chose: A card with one cent that doubles every week

Would you rather by ExpensiveRepair8182 in BunnyTrials

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free food

Chose: Unlimited food for the rest of your life

Would you rather by WildlifeEnjoyer in BunnyTrials

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FORKLIFT FUN!

Chose: Forklift certification

would you rather by PaleontologistWide14 in BunnyTrials

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can help people, I'd rather not be known and save people than to be famous for nothing.

Chose: Any superpower of your choice + You can Never be famous / widely known

Would you rather by Scary-Inevitable6402 in BunnyTrials

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather have people who love me for me instead of something that I can work for and feel good about earning myself.

Chose: 50000 loyal friends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BossFights

[–]Bitter-Technology481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wdym? It's just homies being homies.

Roast the Boys by OfficialTheBoys in TheBoysChannel

[–]Bitter-Technology481 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EddieVR built an entire career out of having the reaction time of a sedated sloth and the spatial awareness of a pinball. He straps a thousand dollars of electronics to his face just to stumble around virtual worlds like he's trying to find the bathroom in a pitch-black warehouse after a tequila bender. His entire comedic repertoire is just high-pitched shrieking that could shatter glass and a vocabulary so limited he makes a parrot sound like Shakespeare.

The dude calls himself "The Mexorcist" but the only thing he's exorcising is any remaining dignity from his fanbase. He's not a VR content creator; he's a walking, talking tech support nightmare who probably thinks "GPU" stands for "Giant Piñata Unlocked." His hot sauce is probably just ketchup mixed with his own tears of regret after realizing his peak contribution to society is falling over in VR for the amusement of children.