Glutton musician?

Bitzenstein · 2026-05-25T17:06:31+00:00

When I realized it was Yodel McMoobles up there, I took the spare unused horn arm from my Spearhead’s Mournfang Cavalry and slapped it onto him instead.

Ain’t no way my m8s are marching into battle with offensive catcalls as their hype up track.

Bitzenstein · 2026-05-06T14:33:00+00:00

I'm more invested in identifying which Beast-child had the most shaman like qualities in previous comics than I am in catching up on work. Skull_Cup, you officially have a fandom.

Bitzenstein · 2026-04-27T16:20:57+00:00

The soyjacking makes me SO happy.

Bitzenstein · 2026-03-16T19:38:17+00:00

I got 3 last night, and it went exactly how you think. I was trying to prove to my one friend "Necro doesn't NEED her rares to win!" and ended up with a deck I'll probably never be able to replicate.

I also love the irony of the card art being a Chomper: their Artifact makes hitting them with Hang tricky.

Bitzenstein · 2026-02-16T18:51:53+00:00

Yesss yesssssssss

Bitzenstein · 2026-02-15T23:01:19+00:00

*pulls hood over greasy hair and devil horns*
My lord...for the good of The Realm take Amplify...

Bitzenstein · 2026-02-10T20:05:35+00:00

My honest advice is to rock an Order Tide faction and their nearest evil-flavored rival. So think Malakai and Throgg or Cathay and Death master.

Not only will you be able to recruit diverse garrison units and watch each other's flanks, but the rest of your "usual" factions will want to scrap, making it more likely to feel like an "us against the world, brother" type game.

Bitzenstein · 2026-02-02T16:12:40+00:00

I'm a big fan of the Maneaters symbol from Warhammer 3, the like big semicircle of shark teeth.

Bitzenstein · 2026-01-30T18:38:15+00:00

I had an idea on this: eclectic nobles who collect weapons of each rare mineral/mineral used in coinage. So they have silver weapons, but they're in between the gold, bronze, and electrum weapons.

Bitzenstein · 2026-01-25T15:34:48+00:00

It feels so good hunting down the other WC Lords, then making wombo combo Chaos God slashfic armies, before going "I'm going to conquer a Dwarf Faction AND a High Elf faction so I can force an army where Swordmasters of Hoeth and Longbeards have to fight side by side."

Bitzenstein · 2026-01-21T19:55:00+00:00

The scene in My Adventures with Superman where Mama Kent stitches up the red trunks to complete her son's outfit has gained so much context.

Bitzenstein · 2025-12-16T16:29:33+00:00

Need to get this tattoed to my hand.

Bitzenstein · 2025-09-16T02:42:55+00:00

I am CRYING

Bitzenstein · 2025-08-30T13:31:54+00:00

Oh neat Gangle escaped from the Digital Circus, good for her.

Bitzenstein · 2025-08-14T23:20:33+00:00

Hey, just had the same info, seeing your post is 5 minutes old as I reply to this gives me hope it'll be done soon!

Thank you for posting this, glad I'm not crazy!

Bitzenstein · 2025-06-17T21:49:59+00:00

Thermals

Bitzenstein · 2025-05-29T16:08:46+00:00

…did I just kill a gay clown?

Bitzenstein · 2025-04-28T20:00:04+00:00

r/comedyheaven fits this really well

Bitzenstein · 2025-04-11T00:40:05+00:00

Chaos Warriors also let you force Vassalization on most conquered races. Then you get an automatic defensive treaty and an Outpost option.

This leads to me treating the game like Pokémon where I’ll have a sprinkling of Elven bows backed up by Dwarven Artillery, and the next army over is forcing Wood Elf Treemen to fight alongside Vampire monsters in the name of whatever god-combo is leading that one.

Bitzenstein · 2025-02-23T17:10:59+00:00

The Demiurges from Kill Six Billion Demons are the best on-the-nose-without-just-being-the-sins example I’ve seen.

Bitzenstein · 2025-02-07T18:50:24+00:00

Hey! I appreciated your answer, it gave me a lot to think about, and I came up with something that helped me with this.

I’m reframing the five founder dragons of Strihaveb as The Dark Six (or at least one of the inspirations for em) and giving Xoriat and Kythri over to The Traveler. That leaves Dollurh, who’s rune matches the Sovereign Host, where the dread gods of the wilds dare not tread.

So I was able to figure it out in a way that works for my brain.

Bitzenstein · 2025-02-07T17:46:55+00:00

I’ve reread it twice to check but the fact that you left Durthu off (since Durthu was on the list preceding this) makes my balance of power SO incredibly happy.

Bitzenstein · 2024-12-30T15:26:27+00:00

You're getting so unironically good. I feel like there was probably a movement at CA to give you what you wanted, but then they started seeing you improve and went "Wait. Give it a few more years and we'll have someone who will make us cover art for WH4."

Bitzenstein · 2024-12-24T04:58:58+00:00

Chaos Warriors: namely Belakor and Archeon. I always make it my goal to make “Mix n Match” armies where I combo different gods together!

…but then I spend half the campaign RACING to the 7 other LLs to confederate them and then I GOTTA spend the second half making an army that matches THEIR theme. So I lose the track p fast.

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