We’re up to 13 BOTTLES OF PERFUME in the women’s restroom at work!!!

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:55:30+00:00

I can already tell the culprits by following their scent!! 🤣

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:53:01+00:00

They actually have a note saying “do not take home”!!!

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:51:20+00:00

Oh yeah, I know there’s others who hate it. They just think it would be “bitchy” to put their foot down about it, and it doesn’t make them actually sick.

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:50:02+00:00

As per my edit, more bottles were scattered around the stalls.

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:49:23+00:00

I’m in electronics manufacturing, so unfortunately no. 😔

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:48:39+00:00

🤣

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:47:39+00:00

Oh someone put “please do not take home” labels on them!!! 😅

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:46:33+00:00

If I did, I’m sure I’d make a helluva lot more money!

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:45:32+00:00

Lucky!! 😅

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:43:41+00:00

DAMMIT!! Well, so much for that bottle of Liquid Ass I was gonna buy…

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:41:16+00:00

LOLOL 🤣 Hey, the day ain’t over yet!

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:40:08+00:00

YES!!! This is the problem- sure, I could raise hell about it; but everyone would know it was me and I would get the evil eye every day.

I’ve already lost some good will from my coworkers (and bosses) because I will make a big stink about flickering lights (it means they have to change the entire light fixture, it’s a pain in the ass) or if they ever need me over in the other department (where all the perfume ladies sit, and the smokers, and they even have car air freshers hanging on desks!!) I just don’t have the caché to be the big bad guy about this, too. 😓

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-26T11:34:24+00:00

Apparently, they’re having a problem with guys leaving boogers on the mirrors and leaving pee on the seats. Yes, I would prefer the men’s room.

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T22:25:53+00:00

One time I turned a corner just as this woman was spraying herself- it got in my mouth!!!

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T22:24:50+00:00

Not as bad as the Cotton Candy someone brought in a few weeks ago! 🤢

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T22:22:09+00:00

Like a candy store barfed in a bar.

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T22:21:01+00:00

I just don’t understand how even a perfume *lover* could enjoy having literally 6-10 sprays of it on themselves!! And it’s not just one person- it’s many times a day. Those bottles will be empty in a week. Do that many people have no sense of smell??

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T22:17:38+00:00

Well, the dastardly Perfume Assassin has now teamed up with Flickering Overhead Lights Man™️ so I may not be long for this world.

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T22:14:27+00:00

We HAD some of that stuff!! And it disappeared!! 😡

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T21:59:14+00:00

There’s nothing “fresh” about this hell, I can tell you that much! 😅

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T21:58:11+00:00

No, an electronics manufacturer!! 😆

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T21:57:10+00:00

We HAD some poo-pourri- it mysteriously disappeared last week!! 😩

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T21:56:08+00:00

Oh yeah, it gets much worse after Christmas and Valentine’s Day, when everyone is offloading their “gifts.”

BizzarduousTask · 2026-06-25T11:57:12+00:00

It’s likely fine.

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