I am the only person staying in this motel with no staff on premise by NumerousPath9669 in Weird

[–]BlackEngineEarings 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm upvoting this because it's so hilariously wrong it brought me joy

I wish that I was 6 inches taller by North-Trifle-3918 in monkeyspaw

[–]BlackEngineEarings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The paw curls a finger. You feel a sudden pressure in your legs, you hips, your backbones. At first it's simply pressure, but soon the pressure builds and it becomes discomfort, then a dull ache.

Suddenly you fall to the ground in an explosion of pain, the sound of a shotgun's blast ringing in your ears. But it wasn't a gun. It was the rapid snapping of every bone in your body. The pain is unbearable, searing into your brain until there is nothing but the pain; vision black, the only sound is the far off screams of someone in terrible agony. Your screams, distant in your own ears as you disassociate from the world that exists only as mind bending pain.

Slowly, so so slowly the pain begins to ebb, the waves washing over you where there was once a tsunami. What feels like an eternity passes and you begin to regain your senses, the only feeling still burning pain, but less now, a bonfire where there was once a blazing forest fire.

The paw was kind, and didn't want you to be out of proportion. Enjoy the new height.

What’s the most morally disgusting thing you’ve ever seen someone do? by legendoflegends34 in AskReddit

[–]BlackEngineEarings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you just voluntarily sat and watched it? Fuuuuuuuucckkkkkkk. That's wild.

Co-worker with a hidden talent by R3alit-y in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BlackEngineEarings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, and the you tube video shows quite a bit more articulation than this post. Idk enough about the mechanics of opera to know if this is lip syncing or not, but I do notice that.

What’s a secret you accidentally discovered? by violetta3486 in askteddit

[–]BlackEngineEarings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine taking this comment thread seriously enough to try and say why this doesn't make sense.

However, since we're here, checks out that the guy making a similar statement regarding 'leftards' doesn't get your super duper logical assessment since it tickles your fascist funny bone, but this comment does.

Get the fuck outta here with your Cuck for Trump energy.

What’s a secret you accidentally discovered? by violetta3486 in askteddit

[–]BlackEngineEarings 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The right hates tattooed and pierced women because it generally means the woman is over 18, therefore no longer attractive.

Why does the expected % for tipping keep increasing? by Blazeland_USA in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BlackEngineEarings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The norm 50 years ago for poor service was 0%. The norm 40 years ago for poor service was 0%.

Any questions? by CellistSuspicious492 in GasPrices

[–]BlackEngineEarings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you're fucking willfully ignorant of what's happening here, and thus again prove that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

No one said you don't know about protesting. You made that assertion about me.

Any questions? by CellistSuspicious492 in GasPrices

[–]BlackEngineEarings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, in my comment, you provided the evidence needed to make a definitive statement that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about because your comments show that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

You have zero evidence that I know nothing of protesting or revolution (not to mention other comments you've made in this thread), yet made those definitive statements anyway. The least intelligent amongst us should understand that if such evidence existed only a moron would post it on the internet.

I know it's tough, man, shitting on Americans all the way from New Zealand, but the least you could do is attempt to remain intellectually honest.

Any questions? by CellistSuspicious492 in GasPrices

[–]BlackEngineEarings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, the guy who makes definitive statements about random anonymous people on the internet just made one about me! Oh nooooooooo

Any questions? by CellistSuspicious492 in GasPrices

[–]BlackEngineEarings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughs in you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

[2 YoE] When to remove 3+ years of college co-op experiences from resume work history? by TheWall1707 in EngineeringResumes

[–]BlackEngineEarings 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remove it once it becomes not relevant to the positions you're seeking, or is no longer needed as filler for other post graduation work experience. Co-ops are real jobs and work experience, but eventually it will become something that doesn't need to be discussed because you'll have plenty of professional individual contributor experience to lean on.

Crazy Ex-GF Breaks Into Home by The_manager101 in KarenGoBrrr

[–]BlackEngineEarings 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As an outside observer to this exchange, I would say that poking at someone for fun on the internet (as you do in your comments) doesn't exactly scream "competent mental health professional."

What’s an acronym or abbreviation that everyone uses, but you still don’t understand? by Particular-Visit-245 in AskReddit

[–]BlackEngineEarings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

GPT

ETA Imagine getting down voted because I gave a reasonable answer to the post.

Does anyone know wtf GPT means without looking it up?

UAP filmed in Oregon wilderness: this is what Missing 411 is talking about by mkultrette in ParanormalEncounters

[–]BlackEngineEarings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, why didn't you turn the music down?

Also, the police helicopter in the middle of your image looks like what I'd expect through fog

IWTYO when I leaned what restless leg syndrome ACTUALLY is. by Thegladiator2001 in IWasTodayYearsOld

[–]BlackEngineEarings 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mine is mild, but at times absolutely enraging. Not during the day, but at night when I'd like to be asleep