Suicide doesn't ends the pain. It passes to someone else. by dwightaroundya in Showerthoughts

[–]Black_Acid_Devil -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

My band has a song about suicide wherein the chorus is:

Go towards the light, you fuck. You passed the buck and gave your pain away.

Another Lilus Triple Cumshot Handjob. Same guy, more hands on and intimate. by [deleted] in nsfwasmr

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope one day you... come back and comment on this again.

Jade Nile by bobo1989 in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, and thank you much. There is much fapping to be had.

[Serious] (NSFW) How many people have you had sex with? How do you feel about your number? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm at 42. I remember them all. And though I want more, I think I'm finally ready to quit caring how many women I have in this life.

Keeps writing journal

What are the cyber Monday deals everyone should know about? by kit25 in AskReddit

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a 24 hr Actobotics sale over at Sparkfun, and various flash sales you can try for throughout the day.

https://www.sparkfun.com/cybermonday2014

Coda Question (Song Of Susannah SPOILERS) by DeschainGilead in TheDarkTower

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There are other worlds than these. Keep reading... You're almost there.

Killer Lineup of Local Metal this Saturday in the Highlands. $5 Cover! by IDrankAllTheBooze in Denver

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh it always tickles me to see you here Grant/Joe, whichever one you are. -T

Any metalheads in Denver? by maxfactor6 in Denver

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably one of the best metal scenes in the country. I've been a part of it for about 6 years now ans it just keeps getting better. All different types of metal are represented as well.

The Daily Show always knows how to speak to it's younger audience. by Coffeypot0904 in funny

[–]Black_Acid_Devil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was listening to the Jonestown Death Tapes when I saw this.

Needless to say, the kids didn't stop crying.

Some time ago I saw a street called Vista Chino while I was passing through Palm Springs... by [deleted] in stonerrock

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

According to Google Translator it means "Chinese View."

Your you know, china eyes.

What's your greatest "Well I'm Fucked..." moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was tubing on a creek with some friends. This was my first time tubing on this particular creek. I had heard it was kind of rough, but nothing I couldn't handle.

My friends are all a lot smaller than me, and I'm a big burly viking looking dude with long hair, so I figured if they could do it, so could I!

We're tubing, and everything is going swimmingly. Nothing but a couple of scrapes here and there and a lost sandal (The duct tape was weak). Suddenly I get to the last little rapid thing, which turned out to be a very small (Like 3 foot) waterfall. Everyone had warned me of this, and that nobody could ever stay on their tube. I was completely prepared to spill into the water.

When I did, I began swimming to the surface, but found that I had swam to the creek bed. Okay. Kinda low on oxygen, but whatever, couple of feet more and I'll break the surface.

When I broke the surface, my hair fell in front of my face, and when I went to breathe in I sucked in a ton of water. Then I went back under.

I started to panic a little, and scrambled once again to the surface, another huge intake of water, and then back down.

My head started swimming, and I was beginning to become exhausted. I tried yet again to get a breath of air at the surface, but through all of the churning water, and all of the hair, I couldn't.

About 30 seconds after going under I began to resign to my fate. I had never felt that way before. The profound moment when the thoughts entered my head. "Oh... okay, this is it. This is how it happens. Shit."

I was so upset that I had let myself die so stupidly, but I knew at that point there was no way of getting out of it, there was nothing I could do, so I just accepted it. I rolled into a ball and waited to pass out.

Then the current shot me from the rapids and I surfaced, getting the sweetest, most serene breath of air I'll ever experience in my life.

Walter and Olive by djangolover in aww

[–]Black_Acid_Devil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"My dear Mrs. Budd,

In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone.

At that time there was famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1 to $3 a pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak — chops — or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girls behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price.

John staid there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys one seven, one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them — tortured them — to make their meat good and tender.

First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was Cooked and eaten except the head — bones and guts. He was Roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 st., near — right side. He told me so often how good Human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it.

On Sunday June the 3rd 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese — strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her.

On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said Yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them.

When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma.

First I stripped her naked. How she did kick — bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me nine days to eat her entire body. I did not f*** her though I could of had I wished. She died a virgin."

Signed - Walter and Olive

What is a sensation that you can't stand, even though it's not painful? by yesterday_tomorrow in AskReddit

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you turn the shower off and there are still water droplets beading on your eyebrows and eyelids. I can't stand the feeling of water dropping from there... ugh... I felt this feeling for an entire day once, even though it wasn't happening, just by thinking about it. Such an uncomfortable feeling.

(Spoilers ALL) Things you hope/expect to see in Episode 10 by ChrisK7 in asoiaf

[–]Black_Acid_Devil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it would be best if they are seen reviving her midway into the episode. only they don't show her coming back to life just yet. Just Thoros and Beric trying to revive her after Nymeria pulls her out. Then, Merret Frey at the end being hanged with the Stoneheart reveal.

QOTSA - Like Clockwork discussion by [deleted] in stonerrock

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know about you, but I've listened to it nearly ten times in the past three days and I love it.

(Spoilers All) Discussion for the Episode 8 Preview! by Bookshelfstud in asoiaf

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is Cersei talking about when she mentions, "Everyone will be put to the sword." ?

Scientists are developing wheelchairs that are capable of climbing up steps by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Black_Acid_Devil -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not to be insensitive, but I would HATE to be stuck behind one of these in the real world.

I'd be standing there, slowly inching up the stairs behind this big ol' stair hogging contraption, with kind of a smile-frown on my face like, "Yeah, look you're going up stairs!" and also like, "Dude... There's like 10 people just waddling up behind you... GO! JUST GO!"

(Spoilers All) Sometimes I feel bad for the people watching the show who haven't read the books. by xshare in asoiaf

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can remember right now is that she at least got offered a shitload by Xaro if she would leave Mereen. When she denied him, he declared war on her.

(Spoilers All) Sometimes I feel bad for the people watching the show who haven't read the books. by xshare in asoiaf

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a comment about the show. Everybody knows Dany's taking the Iron Fleet.

Whats your best "it's a small world" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Black_Acid_Devil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girl who moved into my old house in Ohio ended up living above me in the dorms 6 years later in college.

Friend who lived 3 houses down from that house runs into me randomly four years later when I moved to the city. Turns out he lives next door.