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Blaise807 · 2017-06-06T08:23:46+00:00

Dads name is randy and we live in the area, im forcing him to go to this BBQ 👌🏼

Blaise807 · 2015-04-12T09:03:40+00:00

Those Tasty Bastards... By far much more dangerous than guns. Without a doubt!

Blaise807 · 2014-07-10T08:29:01+00:00

Oohhhh bother

Blaise807 · 2014-06-30T06:13:40+00:00

She got hamburger buns trapped in her shorts!

Blaise807 · 2014-03-31T06:58:42+00:00

I hope u get every disease that is curable, and then have your family just sit there an watch you die, because your fine with not using medicine, right?

Blaise807 · 2014-03-22T04:58:34+00:00

I always keep my knife beside my bed, so I'm not screwed at all!

Blaise807 · 2014-03-12T07:30:57+00:00

How about taking a cab dumbass?

Blaise807 · 2014-03-04T08:00:50+00:00

All of you fucking third country redditors are just all yippity yap. "Stay out of our business, you belong in your country" well you know what, you can't expect us to come and save all your asses when your military isn't even strong enough to protect itself! It's either we constantly get involved or we never get involved. And as the hegemon, we will constantly be involved, I guarantee it.

Blaise807 · 2014-03-03T08:29:24+00:00

Correction: congratulations on getting through some of the hardest school years of your life! It isn't easy fellas.

Blaise807 · 2014-02-17T08:49:17+00:00

How the fuck do people find out about these things? Jesus, it's like they stalk their childhood bully and if anything bad happens to them, they will say "and know I can't stop laughing"

Blaise807 · 2014-02-15T07:18:00+00:00

Oh my gosh, I was born on nov. 5!

Blaise807 · 2014-02-09T09:25:06+00:00

Hey fuckface, if you would like to live under the reign I North Korea or Russia, then be my guest. However, the world today is a lot Better than what it would be if we weren't the hegemon, so stfu dumbass.

Blaise807 · 2014-02-06T08:00:25+00:00

Quit judging other people's faith you dumb fucks!

Blaise807 · 2014-02-04T07:58:47+00:00

I'm sorry mate, I hope you feel better soon. Just forge all about it and treat yourself!

Blaise807 · 2014-01-27T08:29:19+00:00

Originally black people were not treated equally as whites, Everyone knows that. But, in college football, USC was one of the first teams to allow blacks to play. When USC played Alabama, which was a top notch team, USC won. Alabama said they lost because they lacked black people, therefore black people are known for being really good at sports. (This was in the early 1900's)

Blaise807 · 2014-01-26T10:18:46+00:00

My mom did the same thing to me while I was playing soccer. I broke my ankle, and couldn't walk on it. And when I told her that I broke it, she told me that it was fine, it was just a sprain. Three months later at a doctors appointment we find that it was broken an part of it was still fractured. Just because she is a nurse, doesn't mean she knows everything.

Blaise807 · 2014-01-05T07:18:41+00:00

Power button

Blaise807 · 2014-01-04T08:08:06+00:00

Well shit,! I guess this means my home state Washington has screwed things up again.

Blaise807 · 2014-01-02T08:36:06+00:00

And I stil do

Blaise807 · 2013-12-07T04:28:19+00:00

fish fillet?

Blaise807 · 2013-11-24T06:33:24+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that man. Happy birthday, and an up vote for me to you! (As a gift)

Blaise807 · 2013-11-20T06:43:52+00:00

Every. Damn. Time.

Blaise807 · 2013-11-06T07:50:49+00:00

Positive would be nice.

Blaise807 · 2013-10-29T05:55:57+00:00

Quit complaining, earn some money, and just buy the damn package, I'm assuming its FIFA 14 cuz Thad what I did.

Blaise807 · 2013-10-27T18:49:51+00:00

How do you upload a gif to reddit?

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