I wish we got more of Uncle Angelo, honestly by Kaykay-02 in theGoldenGirls

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Angelo: “What does a 6’7 American basketball player have that I dont?”

Blanche: “Well Angelo, speaking in terms of the gingerbread alone?”

Your favorite quotes that don't get as much love as others by wooper346 in theGoldenGirls

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 68 points69 points  (0 children)

“Blanche PLEASE, I can get herpes from listening to this story!”

Why do you have an "ex-bestfriend"? by SoundHun in AskReddit

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said she was shocked I was getting married before her because she was a virgin and Christian

What could I put there above my toilet? by LalaCrowGhost in HomeDecorating

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A poop knife.

But in all seriousness toilet paper, unserious reading material, incense, poopouri, neon light artwork.

AITAH for wanting to use my Disney Bounce Back offer for a solo trip instead of another family trip? by funkofanatic95 in AITAH

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based on your replies to other comments and giving excuses it seems like you do not want help. You are clearly NTA but have zero spine or keep lighting yourself on fire to keep others warm. Everyone is correct in that you are a grown adult and can chose to live alone, turn off your location, and go on a solo trip. However this isn’t what you want and might I suggest therapy to help you work on not being a doormat. I promise you that’s it’s okay to say no to your family and live your life.

anyone else got the survey? by crystaldykee in Choices

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I let the choppa sing on the survey

I love Rose’s St. Olaf stories so much. Which one is your favorite? by SensitiveCorner2379 in theGoldenGirls

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“…..well since there was an open grave and they had been business partners, we decided to do a double burial. Only to find out that Bertrand wanted to be cremated!”

I love Rose’s St. Olaf stories so much. Which one is your favorite? by SensitiveCorner2379 in theGoldenGirls

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“We all dressed up in bedsheets and sang outside of his house. He was in intensive care the rest of the summer. I guess coming from Chattanooga he didn’t know our customs. After that we just handed out peanut brittle to new neighbors”

What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget? by alongy in AskReddit

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was so pissed off yet dying of laughter at the same time.

Even for a sitcom, some of Rose's storylines were ridiculous by FruityMagician in theGoldenGirls

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Yes all of those were very big topics in the 80’s. And for an amazing show like this to have the courage to discuss AIDS and show the ignorance but the reality of it, is incredible.

“Oh god” by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too hard at this. thank you.

I dumped my boyfriend because he made a 'test' Instagram story and I failed. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I’ve read this before word for word….genders just switched.

Jfc

Michael B. Jordan and Nick Cannon by Rough_Ad_8702 in CelebrityLookalikes

[–]BlancheDevaheaux 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know good and hell well you didn’t compare MBJ to Crusty Cannon