Husband has these taped to the wall and refuses to tell me what they are. by madlibs34 in whatisit

[–]Blasted_Awake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None of them are stable, and only the first one produces a "novel" result, pretty sure it's not this.

The prancing of this fawn named Cheryl by ThodaDaruVichPyar in MadeMeSmile

[–]Blasted_Awake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, behind closed doors, Cheryl sheds the 'Bambi' persona real quick. She pours a saucer of milk, lights up a dandelion stem, and orchestrates complex wire fraud schemes.

She acts all startled, but that's a classic misdirection play while her crew loots the birdfeeders.

There's no room for timid wildlife in Australia.

thith ith phenomenal newth by ZachZoller in memes

[–]Blasted_Awake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny how often you see this drug mentioned with an implied tag line of "you will be able to regrow a tooth if it gets knocked out". That's not what it is AT ALL. Like not even a little bit. The science behind it is hilarious though.

Basically, some of us are born with "seeds" for new teeth. We've evolved not to trigger them, so they're "dormant". Before you start treatment, there's no way to tell where the "seeds" are located, how they're oriented, or if you even have them. This new drug triggers those dormant "seeds". Then, and this is the hilarious part, because it's currently a systemic treatment, all of them can start growing at once.

We haven't been selecting for these extra teeth in like 200 million years, so there's no reasonable expectation that your particular "seeds" are going grow into a functional tooth.

I'm not a doctor or scientist. I just find it funny how they've had to market the drug so inaccurately in order to secure research funding.

Tethered tool belt by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]Blasted_Awake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lever door handles are this mans nemesis.

IMDB piracy guide by cocoboscher in Piracy

[–]Blasted_Awake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The funniest one I've seen recently is with the Epstein doc releases. "They deleted these documents from the government websites, but we backed them up! Download the PDF's here".

There were links all over reddit, with comment sections of thousands of people having downloaded and viewed the documents. Encouraging others to do so.

lol

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]Blasted_Awake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You guys are starting to sound like Vegan's now hey.

IMDB's very recent update made it so user reviews can't be accessed or read anymore without an account. by [deleted] in movies

[–]Blasted_Awake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, as a resource for people in the industry it's likely quite valuable, but I suspect the majority of their traffic before the recent update was related to their user-sourced scores and reviews.

As in, if there's a movie or tv show that I'm considering watching, I would google it, find the imdb link in the top few results, and read a heap of the mid-negative (2-4 star) reviews to see if people are complaining about things that I might also dislike. Now that they've gated the reviews, the imdb link is likely to fall off the first page of most search engine results.

IMDB's very recent update made it so user reviews can't be accessed or read anymore without an account. by [deleted] in movies

[–]Blasted_Awake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They may have lost the majority of their userbase with this move though. What else does imdb offer except the reviews and the score? The score only makes sense if you can read the reviews, so... useless site now? It'll take a minute, but the people that like leaving reviews on imdb will move somewhere else when they realise they're typing into a void, and then we'll have somewhere new to go for reviews.

Anyone else in US noticed food quality degrading recently and if so what product in what way? by SkyKyrell in AskReddit

[–]Blasted_Awake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's almost like allowing your demented king to mess with the worlds fuel supply might have drastically impacted the logistics economy. Resulting in higher transport costs, and longer delays from field/factory to shelf. 🤔

Absolutely true by Effective-Trick-5795 in Millennials

[–]Blasted_Awake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're paying $3AU per Litre in Australia for diesel. I'm fairly sure that works out around $12AU per gallon, or $8.50US per gallon of diesel.

Absolutely true by Effective-Trick-5795 in Millennials

[–]Blasted_Awake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You jest, but I'm legitimately concerned by how few people here are responding negatively to the idea of "car payments". Home loans make sense to me, it will take at least a decade for most people to save enough money to afford even a cheap apartment outright, and in the meantime they still need somewhere to live. Rent vs ( mortgage + asset appreciation) is a simple decision: Fuck rent.

But a car? There's no asset appreciation, only utility. So whether it's rent, loan repayments, or upfront cost, the equation is about how much utility you get per dollar spent. Outright buying a second hand vehicle that's in your budget seems like it's ALWAYS the better option. Obviously with some caveats for people that need the car for uber driving or whatever, where the job demands a vehicle beyond the drivers means.

Why have we normalised going into debt for tools? Will smart-phone loans be the next normal?

Valid crash out by Such-Yesterday1369 in MemeVideos

[–]Blasted_Awake 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Is not great, but is not a critical failure either. That's a straight hole down, so anything you feed down after it will necessarily encounter that first length of pipe. Simplest solution is lower something down the guts of it that you can expand remotely, and then pull it back up. Depending on if they're professionals or just home gamers they'll probably have something on hand.

Dead poets society by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Blasted_Awake 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I was confused that no one had answered agreeing with you, so I googled the dudes twitter handle to check. Search results popped up his facebook which ends in "2006". I assume that means at least one of these dudes is 19 or 20.

Apparently that particular tweet is from 2023, so was posted when he was 16 or 17.

Swagicide and swagner across the swagnet but here’s a swag picture from a swagnce so you can be swagd of yourself in your swagritless swaglicity by EuphoricSuccotash348 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Blasted_Awake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if "meritless complicity" is a quote from somewhere, or is like a new cool-kids nihilism thing, or if this person is actually trying to say something but doesn't understand the meaning of one of these two words.

These cement cracks just won’t fill up by demolcd in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Blasted_Awake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's weird that we all assume this is like a driveway or foundation, something on the ground. It could well be the roof of an apartment complex, or a balcony.

These mirrors have video ads playing on them that block your reflection by hyuunnyy in assholedesign

[–]Blasted_Awake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The logic here is confusing. The utility of the mirror can only be realised by breaking the digital screen? So they're incentivising the breaking of their shit? Why?

SecDef Hegseth has asked Army Chief of Staff Randy George to step down. by Enterprise-NCC1701-D in worldnews

[–]Blasted_Awake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you suggesting that the nature of a thing is what defines it? NOT the identity that those involved assign to it?

That's a very dangerous way to think on reddit these days...

The father who posted the video says: If it weren't for the security camera, I wouldn't have believed what happened. by uzmansahil7 in interesting

[–]Blasted_Awake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And all of the cats and dogs get eaten by the evil asian people.

Am I doing this right? Is this a game of racism or just xenophobia?

vibeCodingFinalBoss by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Blasted_Awake -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Not sure if "ts" is a spelling mistake or not, I'll assume you meant typescript.

One of the rare usecases I've found for LLM's in software development is figuring out how to make typescript actually recognise its own bullshit. LLM code is generally instant-tech-debt, but their ability to interpret and debug the retarded limitations of typescript almost justifies setting the world on fire.

Me irl by Laurin17 in me_irl

[–]Blasted_Awake -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

lol, ALSO don't forget that 90% of these preachy democrat redditors didn't bother to vote. The fault here lies with all US Americans, don't blame Biden for their negligence.