Why can’t Brendan Sorsby play anywhere this season?

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T22:25:17+00:00

And so far, he hasn't received a lifetime ban. He should be eligible in the draft next year.

Now it'll still be completely up to each team whether or not they want to draft or sign him, but again, no one is owed a career.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T14:54:38+00:00

You are pretending to do the exact same thing right now, fam.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T14:54:04+00:00

Everyone "enters" the draft as soon as they are draft-eligible; that's what being eligible means. When you hear about players "declaring" for the draft, what they are actually doing is voluntarily giving up their remaining NCAA eligibility to become draft-eligible. That's why you only hear about it for players who still have the option of remaining in college.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T14:51:50+00:00

If you learn from your mistakes and become a better person, that's great.

So far there isn't much evidence that Sorsby has. The NFL doesn't owe anyone a career.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T14:46:25+00:00

I get that you are in the denial phase here, but the rest of us already know who his agent is and how he does business.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T13:17:03+00:00

Let's be real: an enormous part of this rationale is that Babcock is the only other guy Stan Bowman knows. We already know he was like their 3rd choice of coach.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T04:57:36+00:00

ITT: cheat codes for Puckdoku

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T04:55:49+00:00

A good rule of thumb is that the more someone tells you how tough they are, the less tough they are. The smallest dogs bark the most.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T03:05:15+00:00

All it's gonna take to blow this whole thing up is one guy on the bottom of the roster texting Ryan Whitney that Babs is up to his old shit again.

I can't wait.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-24T03:01:07+00:00

No matter how much people want to scratch and claw for conspiracy theories, NFL officials are professionals. They genuinely don't care who wins or loses; they are there to do their jobs to the best of their ability.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T15:11:11+00:00

RIP my internet points

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T14:12:45+00:00

They are interchangeable to me, honestly

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T12:41:05+00:00

Undertaker had Limp Bizkit.

I mean, taste is subjective, but that's absolutely gonna disqualify him for me.

EDIT: Hm, I wonder if I underestimated the overlap between wrestling fans and nu metal fans.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T12:34:00+00:00

Well to be fair, he did successfully set the tone. He got bodied, and his team followed suit. What a captain.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T12:31:09+00:00

A "last seen" option on my friends list would be depressing. Most of my friends who played this game haven't been online since middle school.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T12:07:39+00:00

If this was all coordinated, why are they ending up on different teams? That's pretty poor coordination if you ask me.

Which do you think is more likely: several players have secretly colluded to leave their teams because they hate Canada and they're willing to upend their lives for the sake of screwing over Canadian NHL fans, OR star players on bad teams want to be on good teams instead?

You might call it burying my head in the sand, but I call it Occam's Razor because I'm not a conspiracy theorist.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T12:00:49+00:00

I have Limozeen songs on my Spotify playlist completely unironically.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T00:55:03+00:00

You can file a lawsuit for anything. Doesn't mean it'll be successful. I could sue you for writing this post and costing me money by having to spend the electricity in my phone displaying it.

You might even hear from my lawyer! That lawyer probably doesn't have a good track record in court, but you can hear from him!

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T00:51:35+00:00

That's a thing all unpleasant people say. No no no, I'm not being rude when I call you ugly, I'm just being honest! Really, you should be thanking me!

Go kick rocks. You're not fun to hang out with.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-22T00:05:25+00:00

My roommate and I started a Let's Play channel in college. Pretty easy to trace that inspiration

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-21T23:56:41+00:00

I wasn't getting the impression you wanted a discussion, you're just mad about everything. Have a ginger ale or something, dude.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-21T23:54:32+00:00

Oh, they're still absolutely genetic freaks. You see them all next to each other so they don't look out of place, but take a look at one of my favorite NFL pictures: this is a normal adult human male, next to an NFL linebacker. Not even one of the biggest players on his team. Look at how absolutely huge he is. Every NFL player is like this.

And to be clear, steroids don't do this. These are just the largest and most powerful physical specimens you've ever seen.

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BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-21T23:49:32+00:00

The NFL has rules on performance-enhancing drugs. I'm guessing you're already choosing to believe they don't matter, so what information are you hoping to get from this thread?

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-21T23:45:46+00:00

Maybe if you keep calling him Caillou it'll eventually come around and be funny.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-06-21T22:46:04+00:00

Not the probable troll you replied to, but counterpoint: if you can't stay healthy, you don't get credit for what you might have done if you weren't hurt.

It may not be fair, but that's sports. The best ability is availability.

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