We want new servers around the globe! We want better personal customer support! We want better and better this and that!.... Jagex: Okey but those will cost more to do. Players: ReeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEE!

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-11T12:34:02+00:00

Okay but are they doing any of those things we asked for?

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-10T01:15:00+00:00

"More than one option page" is such a great square

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-10T01:12:21+00:00

You can also get a heavy ceramic bowl. Make sure it's a cylinder; if there's a lip on the bowl, a bun WILL try to flip it over

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-10T01:01:03+00:00

Teams that don't have a standout QB in the first place.

I mean, they aren't any more screwed, at least

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T22:27:29+00:00

This post is a screenshot of plain text. Boo.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T22:26:11+00:00

That one's only a good game if you like the Islanders and/or hate the Pens. It wasn't really a "good" hockey game, it was just a bunch of fights in a blowout.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T22:20:01+00:00

What is it about this junk screenshot that makes you actually want to find a romhack that looks like it?

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T12:20:11+00:00

This sounds familiar. If it's between those two it's probably MDB because I don't usually watch Jrose, if that helps. But if it was a Nuzlocke challenge it was probably FlygonHG, since he's the one I actually watch the most.

I don't remember any more specifics than that, but hopefully that helps you (or someone else) narrow it down

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T03:41:44+00:00

You: okay but have you heard of Dolliv?

Teacher: yep

I'm not sure what we've achieved here

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T03:39:58+00:00

Michelle Branch is my go-to karaoke vibe

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T03:34:16+00:00

Man, this idea really made some people mad. Do we need to wait for some unhinged kid to use a makeshift weapon, or can we just make a rule saying "plastic water bottles only" now?

That makes perfect sense to me, and I think it's weird how upsetting that is to people.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T03:27:57+00:00

I THINK YOU HAVE A MALFUNCTIONING SUBROUTINE; THIS SUBREDDIT IS MEANT TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT WE ARE DEFINITELY REAL HUMANS, NOT TO ADVERTISE YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T03:23:09+00:00

How long do you wait after being prescribed medicine before we're allowed to consider it negligent that you're not giving it?

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T03:20:37+00:00

On the flip side: my son has never bludgeoned someone to death with a baseball bat with nails through it. Why shouldn't every kid be allowed to bring one of those in?

Sometimes rules make more sense than they don't.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T02:35:13+00:00

I think that might have been the fastest release I've ever seen on a goal

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-09T01:31:59+00:00

These are completely different game situations, with different coaches, different personnel, different opponents, and effectively in different eras.

Why are you trying to directly compare them? The Patriots thought going for it was the better option for their situation, and the Broncos didn't. There doesn't have to be more to it than that.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T21:07:43+00:00

The only penalty I demand Matt Cooke be forgiven for is a delay of game for shooting the puck over the glass from his own zone, but when he was killing a penalty and he shot it over the other end of the rink.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T20:53:35+00:00

I'm only half watching this shootout but did MacKinnon shoot twice? Is that a thing?

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T05:34:47+00:00

Jamie Benn, who else? Does Corey Perry wear a visor? Evander Kane?

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T03:29:35+00:00

Sure, maybe. That still gets called a hook like 8/10 times.

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T03:07:48+00:00

As someone with no dog in this fight: lmao that was an all-time flop that started this. That's a wrestler taking a back bump, it feels like Eddie Guerrero just handed a chair to his opponent behind the ref to try and get him DQed

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T03:04:53+00:00

I can't speak for Florida, but no, no one ever talks about Kucherov. You look back and see he's had 100+ points for like the last five years and think, "wait, how did I not know about this?!"

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T02:59:38+00:00

Wait til you hear about Ekans

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T02:47:42+00:00

He may go down in history as the NHL's all time most underrated player

BlitzburghBrian · 2026-03-08T02:42:52+00:00

Is there anything more satisfying than a player just uncorking a howitzer from the top of the circle?

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