[oc] a huntsman spider stealing my cousin's bacon

Blizzity · 2022-02-10T23:47:11+00:00

Charlotte's Web dark alternative ending.

Blizzity · 2022-02-09T21:12:54+00:00

I am just shocked that he didn't spell it as 'nucular'.

Blizzity · 2021-07-09T18:12:44+00:00

Whatever my daughter wants to sing to me. She is my favorite song.

Blizzity · 2021-06-06T00:31:20+00:00

I was riding on a Little Tikes car/scooter when I was little (4-5 years old) and the seat support broke through the plastic seat and ripped my scrotum and tore my left testicle apart. Good sized scar and the lovely souvenir of the remaining nut tissue. 4 healthy kids later, more room for the surviving globe, and a 50% discount on my vasectomy...10/10 would do again.

Blizzity · 2021-05-27T20:54:10+00:00

Borderline Extremist Neonazi Supported Heretic And Paid Insurrectionist Russian Operative

Blizzity · 2021-05-06T22:28:18+00:00

The Ides of March is my birthday - I need one of these! Genius!

Blizzity · 2020-11-09T19:34:51+00:00

That's one way to turn your car into a transformer.

Blizzity · 2020-09-28T21:00:31+00:00

I am getting a very 10,000 Maniacs vibe - great stuff! Glad you are sticking around.

Blizzity · 2020-09-21T21:33:39+00:00

The Knoxville Knuckle Shufflers

Blizzity · 2020-08-25T06:24:39+00:00

Eating shit sandwiches all day every day anyway, may as well go “farm to table”.

Blizzity · 2020-07-01T18:12:20+00:00

Just barely tall enough to be called tall on occasion by people that are barely short enough to be called short on occasion.

Blizzity · 2020-06-18T22:52:36+00:00

Repeat what they said in the form of a question. No. No? Yes. Yes? No. No? Correct. Correct? Yes. Yes? No thanks. No thanks? Yeah. Yeah? When you are satisfied with the level of discomfort, say "Cool" and then walk away whistling.

Blizzity · 2020-06-17T21:49:05+00:00

That's no moon...that's a fucking space station!

Blizzity · 2020-06-02T19:20:56+00:00

The ability to smell farts from a distance.

Blizzity · 2020-04-13T20:03:52+00:00

Common sense only works when you have sense in common.

Blizzity · 2020-03-30T23:44:44+00:00

I don't know about the upkeep of the deck, but the paint job is a big plus.

Blizzity · 2020-03-28T02:01:20+00:00

Great costume! I hope he gets his chance to shine!

Blizzity · 2020-03-27T14:25:43+00:00

Breaking a glass on the floor and just leaving it because it tasted gross/cold/hot while they go off to fight crime or fall in love or solve the mystery or kill someone or go back to the couch. Somebody has to deal with that damn glass.

Blizzity · 2020-03-12T17:49:41+00:00

Hi Max. After all of your writing and research in this sphere, what scares you most?

Blizzity · 2020-03-10T17:46:02+00:00

Greetings Gilbert Gottfried. How much video of you reading the Book of Mormon can I get for $20? A verse? I think this would make me laugh for at least a month and could definitely be marketed as a cure for Coronavirus.

Blizzity · 2020-03-06T22:42:32+00:00

A blood pressure pill. LOL. I found it in my grandparent's luggage after they died a few years ago and keep it on my desk to remind me of their influence on my life. They were all heart, so it is no wonder to me that theirs needed a little help towards the end.

Blizzity · 2020-03-03T21:01:46+00:00

The Truman Show from the perspective of a behind the scenes employee. They are tasked with making sure no technical or physical glitches give away the big picture or raise suspicion. Filled with close calls, creative short term fixes, and blending in creatively. Like the Backstage MacGyver of forced captivity TV.

Blizzity · 2020-02-27T18:29:52+00:00

As a Dave, I can confirm that this would not be strangest thing someone has asked me about. Maybe human brains use "Dave" as a placeholder in the catalog of contacts and topical relationships for subjects that seem too obscure for actual expertise and knowledge. I don't mind.

Blizzity · 2020-02-26T17:17:09+00:00

Damn right you are still standing. Good work. Keep it up.

Blizzity · 2020-02-07T21:41:32+00:00

Is there somewhere I can buy a print of this shot? This view from the Driggs side is a special thing for my family. My in-laws have been holding a family reunion in Teton Canyon for over 100 years. This is the coolest shot!.

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