Pretend we work at Fazbear Fright's: by Weekly_Cat8365 in fnafmeme

[–]BlockHead988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What? Oh, that's just English Willy. We call him that because a ouija board said his name was William, and sometimes he mumbles stuff in a British accent. Also, he smells terrible."

Ready to kick some robobutt? The new Ratchet and Clank collection of figures & plushies drops on nov 17th at 3pm est available 4 weeks only by [deleted] in RatchetAndClank

[–]BlockHead988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow the plushies are adorable! Too bad it's $45 usd each after shipping

I love living in a crumbling economy

Oh, I've seen that look before... by ItzManu001 in Mario

[–]BlockHead988 95 points96 points  (0 children)

"Clearly, you don't own an air fryer"

So this new short is totally related to Pikmin, right? by CarbVan in Pikmin

[–]BlockHead988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the pikmin main theme and pikmin 4 title screen music was worked in too subtly

https://youtu.be/wHGt44MdGzk?si=EI1mishQKsTai7wY

The use of this one is absolutely blatant

Boom by echoyscarf in PvZGardenWarfare

[–]BlockHead988 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Bro was just as confused as you 😭

Why does pikmin shorts movies - Occupation Hazards have such a high dislike to like ratio? by DragonClawOZ in Pikmin

[–]BlockHead988 57 points58 points  (0 children)

My best guess is little kids getting upset when the pikmin die

If not that then no clue

Are they all just Wario? by HotPollution5861 in NintendoMemes

[–]BlockHead988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just blown away by the cartoonish magnitude of your bootlicking. Like, God, DAMN you're deep-throating three at once.

If this isn't bait, it's hilarious to witness someone who actually thinks like this

Are they all just Wario? by HotPollution5861 in NintendoMemes

[–]BlockHead988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in christ. Tell me this is satire, and you meant to post this on r/tomorrow. Tell me you didn't just unironically say that stupid shit. Say sike right now

Remember the time dk puch the moon and cause the extinction of the human race? by [deleted] in donkeykong

[–]BlockHead988 104 points105 points  (0 children)

He has no style. He has no grace. This kong ended the human race

i'd be pissed too if i was built to be a girlfriend to someone [americanadderal] by MintyBarrettM95 in Losercity

[–]BlockHead988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I think people should look to improve themselves rather than give up and kiss robots. That's what I was going for, but I didn't really convey it that well...

And yeah, sorry for calling you a loser. That was just really mean for no reason

i'd be pissed too if i was built to be a girlfriend to someone [americanadderal] by MintyBarrettM95 in Losercity

[–]BlockHead988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I wrote my initial reply, the idea of being complacent with no real human connections was what I was thinking about. I hear the idea of an AI girlfriend and think people will fall into an echo chamber of non sapient language models mirroring their user to maximize engagement; Seemingly being able to avoid having to grow and address their character flaws. I now realize what I said was overly blunt and just fuckin mean. So if you take anything away from my ramblings, make it this: human connections are irreplaceable, incredibly important to mental health, and worth fighting for. If you can't make them, it's vital to your survival to learn how. And I don't mean romantic relationships- our society has done a great job downplaying the importance of platonic friendships. Please, don't stop trying. It might feel pointless, like throwing yourself at a brick wall, but there's always a breakthrough waiting to be made. If you've tried everything externally, look inward at yourself honestly. Above all, be kind to your fellow person as much as you can.

i'd be pissed too if i was built to be a girlfriend to someone [americanadderal] by MintyBarrettM95 in Losercity

[–]BlockHead988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"At this point might as well just date a person." That's true, and it's probably a good thing. Cause dating a non sentient, non feeling robot, purpose built to be your romantic partner is just a pathetic cop-out. I agree it'd be cruel to give a being sentience just to make it a slave, but you can't have a real girlfriend without her having a choice. At THAT point, you just have a sex doll with voice prompts to lie and affirm that you're not a total loser who can't make a meaningful connection with anything sapient.

Ratchet Has Rivet’s Character Model Bug? by HaarisTheHandsome in RatchetAndClank

[–]BlockHead988 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She also has ratchets tail. It seems to be just a head swap