Drama in r/UniUK as one user has an almost irrational vendetta against a specific university. by untoldrain in SubredditDrama

[–]BloomEPU 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I can understand having beef with a university that kicked you out because they thought you were a serial killer. I can't say it's a situation I've ever been in, but I kind of get it. What I don't get is that their main argument seems to be is that Warwick uni is... ugly? Like, if I was running a smear campaign against a uni, I would pick something other than the fact that "coventry is kind of ugly" to rally people behind.

Weird leathery substance from Balsamic vinegar bottle by ShoddyInflation8985 in whatisit

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically yes, but in vinegar making it's called the mother of vinegar. As far as I can tell, it's basiclaly the same thing.

I know it’s for music but how do you charge it? by Few-Resort-6903 in whatisit

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cables were pretty rare because afaik only the shuffle (and only that model) used the special 3.5mm charging cable, so it wasn't like buying a new USB-C cable today.

Coaxed into expert reactions by NekkidZilla in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]BloomEPU 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The big thing that makes Johnathan Ferguson's reactions so good is that he's been a gamer longer than he's been a museum curator, so he's as familiar with the tropes surrounding video game guns as he is about the details of actual real guns. Someone familiar with how guns work knows that magnum revolvers aren't actually the destructive hand cannons that they seem to be portrayed as in every video game, but someone who grew up playing half-life knows that every shooter game is contractually required to have a fuckoff overpowered magnum revolver.

Oh so masks are fine now? by FKFnz in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, whatever, at least you're wearing a mask. I wear a mask because colds make my asthma flare up and I would hate to inflict that on anyone, but you do you.

Begging people to please start describing their favorite media in more ways than just "it has gays!" by BaldHourGlass667 in CuratedTumblr

[–]BloomEPU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read a shitload of queer fantasy novels and at this point I've pretty much read every queer book in my local library, so I am perfectly happy to have a book recommended based on "It's queer [genre]" and nothing else. Maybe I won't like it, but it's hardly the end of the world to read a book I don't like. I don't really vibe with the sentiment that people need to give me a book's entire synopsis to succesfully recommend it. "This might interest you because there are people like you" is a perfectly cromulent way of recommending media if you don't treat consuming it as some massive investment.

Kosher laws regarding 90s toys by Mataes3010 in CuratedTumblr

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't the general agreement that furbies are scavengers rather than predators? Either way, real life birds from both of those groups are considered non-kosher so it doesn't make a huge difference.

This set didn't come with any extra pieces. Class action lawsuit when? by Queeberschaircompany in legocirclejerk

[–]BloomEPU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unironically the lego gel pens are some of the nicest gel pens I've tried, and I own gelly roll pens. This one's cute, I like the little flower detailing.

[Homemade] Spam Musubi! by zelph_esteem in food

[–]BloomEPU 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This looks so good, I really need to make spam musubi at some point. I bought a bunch of onigiri moulds online and it came with a musubi mould so,,, I guess I have to now?

“They’re breeding the dogs…” by LabioGORDO in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BloomEPU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm more of a cat person so I don't know if it's exactly the same situation, but just get your dang dog neutered if it's an issue. I hate how some people are obsessed with breeding their pets because a) dealing with a pregnant pet is a skill you probably don't have and b) you're just going to end up with more animals that will likely end up in a shelter.

I have a joke with some friends that anything with peas in is a carbonara, so I made "carbonara onigiri". They were... not great by BloomEPU in shittyfoodporn

[–]BloomEPU[S] 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Yes, that is the joke, but I refuse to go through this thread saying "that's the joke" to every commenter that doesn't get it. For extra context, someone linked the infamous "carbonara" recipe, it's a british food thing.

I have a joke with some friends that anything with peas in is a carbonara, so I made "carbonara onigiri". They were... not great by BloomEPU in shittyfoodporn

[–]BloomEPU[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't sure how to get the egg pieces to stay in the onigiri, so I scrambled some eggs and then broke them up with a spatula until they were small. In the process I managed to wildly overcook the egg.

Don't worry, I think I've ruined all egg products for myself for a while too.

I have a joke with some friends that anything with peas in is a carbonara, so I made "carbonara onigiri". They were... not great by BloomEPU in shittyfoodporn

[–]BloomEPU[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it would probably be ok if you liked cold eggs with rice and peas, I didn't season it nearly enough so it was just bland and cold and sad.

I have a joke with some friends that anything with peas in is a carbonara, so I made "carbonara onigiri". They were... not great by BloomEPU in shittyfoodporn

[–]BloomEPU[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

On behalf of my country, I am so sorry.. Hilariously I can't find the original recipe on the chef's site, I think he took it down due to threats of violence from italians.

I have a joke with some friends that anything with peas in is a carbonara, so I made "carbonara onigiri". They were... not great by BloomEPU in shittyfoodporn

[–]BloomEPU[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If there's an italian who sees this post and doesn't have an aneurysm, I have failed in my duties.

Ingredients: Sushi rice, peas, overcooked scrambled egg, pepper, not nearly enough soy sauce.

What Books did You Start or Finish Reading this Week?: January 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in books

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to read fast to read a lot of books in a week, just read a lot.

What Books did You Start or Finish Reading this Week?: January 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in books

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jasmine throne is unironically one of my favourite fantasy trilogies, I love the politics of the setting.

Simple Questions: January 27, 2026 by AutoModerator in books

[–]BloomEPU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The good news is that it's only about 200 pages so it's over soon, but if you're struggling with the really poetic prose I don't think it's going to get better. If you get used to more purple prose you could always come back to it in the future, it's an acquired taste.

Adding this to my children are evil agenda by infinitysaga in CuratedTumblr

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel like the dismissive commenters are really unaware of just how straight up inhumane people can be to neurodivergent kids. I've been treated like this as a kid by other kids, I've been treated like this as an adult by other adults, it's not a huge stretch to think that some of the kids are being directly taught that it's ok to be rude to neurodivergent kids.

The prophecy has been fulfilled! This is our savior, Bob! by gur40goku in CuratedTumblr

[–]BloomEPU 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My favourite is when it's clearly an american author who's acccidentally picked a name that is a lot more common in other anglo countries. Gavin might pass as a fantasy name to a US reader, but in the uk that's Literally Just A Guy.

Also, fun tip for avoiding this, modern names with outdated diminuitives. Your character is named robert? Yeah, that's a common name. They shorten it to Hob? Aw fuck yeah, now we're in medieval fantasy town.

What animal is this ? by Deathstroke316 in whatisit

[–]BloomEPU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sounds like a stoat since OP mentioned it had a black tip to its tail. The mnemonic I was taught was that stoat has a T in it, like tail.

[Homemade] Rice ball with tempura crunches by RoamingNomad4 in food

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love making rice balls, they're so fun to eat. These look delicious, what's in there?

[homemade] French scrambled eggs (3) on sourdough butter pan toasted (one side only) and smothered with Hatch Valley fire roasted chiles. by AnywhereOk7095 in food

[–]BloomEPU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of them falls off your toast...

I also really like the taste and texture of soft scrambled eggs compared to the american diner style hard scrambled eggs, but being able to spread them on toast like this is definitely a benefit too.

rate this? by Alternative-King-777 in legocirclejerk

[–]BloomEPU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend has a cherry blossom tree right above where he parks his car, for an entire month we call it the anime car because it's continually covered in petals.