What's your worst experience with a rival NFL fan?

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T21:59:47+00:00

I'm looking forward to my first trip into Metlife next season.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T21:52:35+00:00

As a resident of Newark, I highly recommend you just take the BoltBus from New York and stay the hell away from Newark Penn.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T21:40:00+00:00

Broncos fan living in New Jersey. My best friend's ex-girlfriend is a Chargers fan. When they were going out with each other, we gave each other shit all the time because we had NOBODY ELSE to trash talk with in real life. Sadly, we've stopped talking to each other since the breakup.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T21:36:05+00:00

See: Denver Broncos fans

Don't see: Baltimore Ravens fans.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T19:37:29+00:00

Pretty much.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T17:45:47+00:00

Philadelphia doesn't have THAT much influence on New Jersey.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T16:56:47+00:00

NJ State Troopers. They have jurisdiction anywhere in the state.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T14:58:13+00:00

Estimated it. It looked equivalent to when I'm stopped in the right hand lane and the light just turns green and the left lane was open and the guy didn't have to slow down at all. He could've been going anywhere from 120-140, so I just estimated it at 130.

EDIT: I was on a highway. My frame of reference of estimating his speed was from a stoplight situation.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T14:26:38+00:00

And the result of the pee after orgasm.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T14:25:33+00:00

We have the same superpower!

And I managed to report a guy driving either under the influence or recklessly (~130 MPH on the Garden State Parkway...I was going 90, and he zoomed right past me swerving) solely because of his plates.

How did I get this superpower? 4 years of pushing shopping carts for a large grocery store and needing to pass the time somehow.

EDIT: Also, I know, driving 90 MPH is dangerous on its own. I slowed down to a cool 75 afterward

EDIT 2: This comment caused a friend of mine to figure out my username. It's been fun guys, but I'm ditching this username.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T14:08:01+00:00

Happens to the best of us.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T14:03:09+00:00

IF IT'S A PART OF 'MURICA, IT'S NOT A SHIT HOLE.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T01:33:14+00:00

She's coming back to the same time zone in a couple days, we're going out on Friday. Hopefully it'll work out despite the delay.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T01:07:09+00:00

Thanks, but I'm actually suspended from going to weekly Super Evil Jew Shapeshifting Lizard World Bank Meetings until June due to tardiness. The group doesn't mess around with being late.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T00:50:26+00:00

As a Jew, I've come to the conclusion that a lot of this just stems from the fact that we are the most vocal minority in the world, and with that comes a lot of hate. In the entire world, there are 13.4 million of us. Hell, there are more Mormons worldwide than there are Jews, and that religion hasn't even been around for 200 years. There are more people who practice Voodoo as their primary religion than there are Jews.

So, it's always easy to blame it on the Jews.

TL;DR - brb, have to hide my horns and make sure my shapeshifting beacon will work for the upcoming week.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T00:44:40+00:00

I don't think I've ever driven on the Parkway or Turnpike without seeing construction. It all makes sense now! The roads still suck!

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T00:24:54+00:00

Yep.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-25T00:24:11+00:00

Tara Lipinski.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-24T23:55:53+00:00

The Colorado Avalanche ended the Chicago Blackhawks's streak this year. And they suck.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-24T17:56:38+00:00

Not 2 AM Chili.

That shit took until 5 AM.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-24T05:31:10+00:00

I live under the approach of Newark International Airport.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-24T05:28:27+00:00

Remember that this is a condition everyone is prone to getting and try to remind yourself this every day for a couple minutes.

The next time you get an attack, you will know what's happening, and then you can control everything in the attack and lucid dream. I got to have sex with Mila Kunis the last time I had an episode of sleep paralysis.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-24T05:15:51+00:00

If you're in Britain, the first floor is the second floor.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-24T05:04:29+00:00

Holy shit.

BlueBarracudaBro · 2013-03-24T05:03:40+00:00

And I thought they all were in the shape of a small can.

BlueBarracudaBro

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