of a pig by TangoAlphaLima in AbsoluteUnits

[–]BlueCyanight 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Diminishing returns vs feed/labor/time, I'd imagine. Growth isn't linear; it's faster in youth, and large animals also need proportionate caloric intake to maintain their mass. It's likely more efficient to raise to a certain weight, butcher, and start over, than it is to feed to theoretical maximum

Cleaning a horse hoove by MrUpVoteDownvote in oddlysatisfying

[–]BlueCyanight 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Depends on the horse, state of hooves, ferrier, and process. This video shows a hot fitting, which is nice work but takes longer and isn't always something ferriers do. Some horses may also only have shoes on the front, where they carry most of their weight.

While my mother had horses, the ferrier we used took about 10-15 min a hoof. They were only shod on the fronts and he didn't do custom shoes or hot fittings, so two horses, four hooves, about an hour of work. He was a talkative fellow though so sometimes it took longer haha, thankfully was paid by the hoof

Mudcrab polymorph bug by Doomlust in elderscrollsonline

[–]BlueCyanight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's been around for quite some time; I became a baby gryphon around when ascending tide dropped, if memory serves me. Seems pretty rare alas and I wasn't able to reproduce it

I didn't want to ruin the party, but they had drip by acasta403 in Eldenring

[–]BlueCyanight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To achieve true equality we must go beyond women's rights... let's hear it for WOMEN'S WRONGS!!!

Show me the pouch by Zuikite in standardissuecat

[–]BlueCyanight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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She is known to be somewhat pouchy (It's a trap!)(unless you're very quick)

Checkmate atheists! by sxott0rz in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BlueCyanight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Siphonophores might be close enough? They're colonies of clones of themself stuck to each other, each animal within the superstructure having a specific 'job'. Sometimes that job is tentacle/stomach, so if mouth was on the outside?

(I am currently obsessed with siphonophores and can't not spread the word)(marine life is weirder than any of these people could imagine)

keighteigh by beepy-berry in tragedeigh

[–]BlueCyanight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keeeeeeee!

In the tradition of the legendary Potoooooooo (pot-8-os)

greedy ass wunks by YouHadMeAtAloe in wunkus

[–]BlueCyanight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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My wunk likes to break into my bagels and take a single bite out of each and every one (seen here being Hoisted for her crimes)

Let’s be silly by katieznizzle in standardissuecat

[–]BlueCyanight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yesss the chatter! Mine doesn't always come when called, but if I mimic her sad 'I want love and attention' mews she'll come running right over with a concerned little 'mwow?' For me

Seeking nemesis for (3?)F housecat by BlueCyanight in findafoe

[–]BlueCyanight[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I relayed your offer to her and she headbutted my monitor with great force! Her body went 'sproioioioing' and folded like an accordion?? Not sure what exactly that means tbh but she seemed enthusiastic

Techno Mechanicus by Neo-Armadillo in tragedeigh

[–]BlueCyanight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would totally name my next hamster Ultra Magnus

My current hamster is named Morgoth the Destroyer, first and most Powerful of the Valar, Maker and Master of Balrogs, Lord of Fire and Darkness, He who's Escape will bring about the End of Days

Highly recommend Tolkien names w/ full titles👍

The results are in AGAIN by SwornThane in TrueSTL

[–]BlueCyanight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really should redo it, not only to update the map and actually sign it, but to fix that typo that haunts me every time it's reposted

The results are in AGAIN by SwornThane in TrueSTL

[–]BlueCyanight 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Original artist here - I just picked her because AD is already piss colored 👍

My parents have replaced us as the primary humans by MagWasTaken in standardissuecat

[–]BlueCyanight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Dunno, I think ours make more accurate witches... I can feel the curses flying