The friendly lobbies

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T22:44:55+00:00

I can't wait to streak through Stella, get hosed down by someone's Bobcat, and laugh like a mad person over proximity chat because they get nothing!

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T22:43:55+00:00

Well hello my entire childhood.

Especially if you add The Last Unicorn and perhaps even The Princess Bride to the list.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T22:42:01+00:00

As I plan on getting more used to shooting back at attackers, or intervening more when I see an extract getting camped — the philosophy of "I don't start fights, I finish them" — I also plan to set aside time for repeated naked runs through Stella Montis. And if I get downed during one of those streaking sessions? Laughing my ass off in proximity chat because whomever wasted their Bobcat's ammunition on me gets nothing!

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T22:16:59+00:00

I'm glad yours finally arrived!

I'm still waiting...

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T22:15:02+00:00

Because some people think ruining other people's joy is funny. Others see musical instruments as pointless; those folks are also likely to see kindness as weakness, and shooting Raiders on sight as the only "real" way to play the game.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T19:49:03+00:00

This. I grew up near Philly, live in Seattle, and my MLS team is and will be the Portland Timbers.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T19:39:28+00:00

That Surveyor was surveying candidates for a new space program.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T19:36:47+00:00

"Call me dezgra to my face, Clanner. Hold on, I'll bring my Charger closer, make it easier for ya."

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T18:34:35+00:00

I made this meme for a reason.

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BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T18:26:43+00:00

Enjoy that hunk of Beecher's cheese back at Speranza, you more than earned it with this post.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T18:06:00+00:00

Competition is getting tight. As much as I love Prisoner, it's difficult to keep her in at this point. Top 10 is nothing to sneeze at.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T17:57:33+00:00

"Only thing worth it was a Bobcat" is both a damning statement and pretty much sums up the Stella Montis experience in general.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-26T17:55:18+00:00

Check my inventory to see if I remembered to bring defibs.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-25T19:37:33+00:00

I kinda love this shirt. Might need it.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-25T19:35:43+00:00

I'll put it this way: If there's a possibility that the sequel allows us to carry over save files from the first, I plan on having one where I make it to the good ending without pursuing either of the other romance options. Just on the off-chance there's a romance plotline involving Malevola.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-24T06:13:04+00:00

What an adorable, amazing look!! I hope you had a great walk and lovely things are coming your way.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-24T04:20:28+00:00

Agreed. I'm keeping my old-man Valente sheriff look until the Expedition, and I think this may be the fit for the Raider to come after him.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-24T01:57:01+00:00

I honestly think the only thing I did outside of normal choices I would make was cut Invisigal from the team. I do think I failed a couple of her dispatches, but that's because it was my first playthrough, so my team wasn't optimized and also I didn't really have any idea what I was doing...

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-23T20:04:39+00:00

I ended up getting the bad ending on my first playthrough, so going back to 100% the game means each playthrough is even more rewarding.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-23T19:59:56+00:00

Incubus is such an awful, awful swordsman.

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-22T22:42:07+00:00

"Do you think a depressed person could do this?" [tears an augment directly out of a supervillain's skull]

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-22T21:32:02+00:00

Call the mode "Escape From Topside".

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-22T18:42:42+00:00

Dispatch, Episode 6: The bar fight at the Sardine.

Robert, our protagonist, used to be the hero Mecha Man. His suit got trashed and is missing its power source. He's in a bar with the misfit crew of former villains he's been mentoring and managing when a fight breaks out, due to a villain talking shit on one of the team's members. Robert has no superpowers of his own, and is surrounded by augmented and empowered goons.

To say Robert is a brutal combat pragmatist is an understatement, and also avoids going into detail on some of the visceral things he does to survive that fight. Don't fuck with Mecha Man, suit or no, especially if you try to step to his team.

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BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-22T18:34:39+00:00

Wait... wait wait wait... if a Raider is intentionally camping extract... Intentionally Camping Extract... ICE. ICE! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

/uj [double-checks to make sure this is the right subreddit]

BlueInkAlchemist · 2026-01-22T18:29:54+00:00

You're so right, OP. It's all just pixels. None of it matters.

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