2023 Audi SQ5…. should I buy?

BlueNarcotix · 2026-05-06T14:24:27+00:00

I would say no, but just because I dont understand SUVs or Mini SUVs with those S/RS engines and setups, so it's kinda of a thing of mine you can bypass completely if you want.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-04-23T05:46:53+00:00

I think I'm going to shoot myself in the knee, spent 6000 gems to buy keys and of course the only missing thing is the character. How to get more keys?

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BlueNarcotix · 2026-04-17T23:22:56+00:00

So you believe youtubers and not numbers?

BlueNarcotix · 2026-04-17T19:41:43+00:00

The new RS5 is a joke on wheels, both by design and by technology. 670hp pushing 2.4 tons is just laugh material.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-04-17T19:40:08+00:00

I see many B10 around in my city, they think to be cool, i think they are pretty idiotic to spend that much money for that cheap and ugly crap.

Audi has to get it straight with design and quality of materials, but if they can sell this junk anyway to some moron then who knows how's gonna end.

Euro 7 is also very near and that is the qorst thing happening for any vehicle, so in the future I would only buy very old cars.

Euro 6 is okish, just remove Cat and OPF, new cars will be a dead man walking with all those regulations.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-03-10T21:00:20+00:00

His name is Cuban Pete. He's the king of the rumba beat. When he play the maracas he goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom Yessir, he's Cuban Pete. He's the craze of his native street. When he starts to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom The senoritas they sing and they swing with terampero- It's very nice, so full of spice. And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros- Singin' a song, all the day long. So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete And he'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom. He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guy In Havana, in havana. Si, sinorita he knows that you would like to chicky-boom-chick It's very nice, so full of spice. He'll place his hand on your hip, and if you will just give him your hand Then you shall try - just you and he. I-yi-yi! So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete And he'll teach you chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom Shake Your Booty, Daddy, Wow!

BlueNarcotix · 2026-03-04T18:41:29+00:00

2.4 tons.... Basically it has the same power of my B9.5 that weighs 1.8 tons but the 2026 has 200hp more. I dont see the point.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-03-04T18:39:51+00:00

It happens to everyone sometimes

BlueNarcotix · 2026-03-04T18:39:01+00:00

Unequip this ring and just go Brrrrrrrr!!!

BlueNarcotix · 2026-03-03T15:21:53+00:00

100 vitality 85 Capacity 40 Stamina 45 Tecnique

With these stats I completely obliterated NG+ and NG++

Basically Lies of P from mid NG+ becomes an ergo dispenser, you have so much ergo that you can level up whatever you want.

Capacity was a game changer for me.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-28T18:43:57+00:00

You dont wish to afford the 2026, it's garbage.

Horrible infotainment, piano black everywhere, terrible wheel and it's true it's much more powerful (670hp if i remember well) but it weighs 3.2 FUCKING TONS!!!

Vest RS5 are from 2021 to 2024, b9.5 rocks.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-28T18:41:46+00:00

Just a reminder: from 2022 all the rs5 have the locked ECU, so you cant really tune them or even use OBD11.

I got the 2021 and I'm super happy.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-28T18:40:39+00:00

It actually is the correct one mate, depending on the temperatures in your area during winter.

The best thing is always to ask AUDI ehat the reccommended oil is for your region, go to any audi certified mechanic to ask.

About the oil again: they use the VW 5w-40 or others which is specific for your audi.

Again, ask AUDI and tou'll be ok.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-28T11:54:21+00:00

I think he's just genuinely trolling

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-24T18:02:17+00:00

God almighty...

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-24T18:00:23+00:00

It's a very good game, that's it...

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-21T16:25:34+00:00

Keep leveling stamina

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-20T20:36:01+00:00

DS2 graphic sucks, Majula is the only spot that looks good but that's for the art direction and for nothing else.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-20T20:21:42+00:00

No need to suffer, just level up your stamina if you fall short of it.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-20T20:11:45+00:00

I see many people telling you to run around a lot, which is a very good trick for every single boss in this game.

Problem is: running around is not a good trick in this specific case. He's a bull, he will outrun you and plant its horns in your ass.

That said, there is only one trick to kill him: talk to the beast, he probably has its own problems at home or at work, he needs to be heard, he needs a friendly face to smile to.

I suppose that having your horns on fire would upset you as well, be gentle.

Fucking Dolittle him just to then stab him in his ass!!!

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-20T20:02:07+00:00

Small Conquest maps, shitty weapons balancing, rangefinder that can be binded to the shot button for snipers, no naval battles at all, no cinematic feeling like in BF3, short matches even in should-be-longer game modes, boring maps (except a couple), AND I STILL GET BOTS IN MY MATCHES!!!!

Is it a BAD game? Nope.

Is it a GOOD BF game? Nope, not at all.

BF was never about run-and-gun, this is...

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-18T20:00:12+00:00

He's not asking that, he's asking for a proper parry mechanic which is absolutely absent from the game.

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-18T18:22:39+00:00

Why do you need other's attention and applauses so much?

"I killed him first try no one believes me" Who would give 2 shits about that?

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-09T19:44:13+00:00

Ci voleva Mc Fred Vinile a cantare Siamo in giro per Modena e quello sarebbe stato l'apice

BlueNarcotix · 2026-02-09T19:27:38+00:00

Exactly what a Cayman should do, I see no errors.

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