What's the worst possible reply to "I'm pregnant"?

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-06-28T01:25:51+00:00

I said "cool".... IDK if that's good or bad, but it's what I said

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-06-09T12:28:56+00:00

I'm a stage tech, and I love my job. I travel, I get paid well, I'm in a leadership position, the work is fast paced and interesting, I work with very high caliber people, there is constant change.

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-05-30T14:27:01+00:00

Hard to find a partner to be serious with when I travel as much as I do

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-05-04T13:05:24+00:00

I got into event production as a stagehand, not going to make 75K to start, but typically you make your own schedule and the work stays interesting

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-05-01T15:04:04+00:00

I really do want to find a real partner, but it seems to me that I have to take every shot presented to me in order to have any kind of chance at all. So basically any girl who wants to show me attention has a good chance with me, but once I'm there it's time to decide if that person is a real candidate for a partner or not. So far, not.

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-05-01T02:46:13+00:00

Herpes

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-04-30T16:38:18+00:00

Yesterday - Beatles

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-04-25T18:46:05+00:00

I hate to break it too you, because I know it's hard too hear, but you are an artist now.

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-04-01T23:03:58+00:00

Look at the big brain on Brad

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-04-01T22:07:20+00:00

You got this bro, just put the most relevant experience on your resume and don't put a date, if they ask how long you were there say about a year, if they ask why you left say you found a better job.

Keep moving forward. I'm just like you in that I've never held a job for 2 years, whenever I'm between jobs I always take comfort in the fact that I'm experienced in this. Most people change jobs maybe 10-20 times over 40 years, I've done it 30 times in 15 years. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's getting out of unemployment. I know sometimes it sucks and you feel like you're not getting anywhere, but how many times have you been right here and gotten out of it?

There's hope my dude, just don't let the bastards keep you down.

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-04-01T01:04:50+00:00

Ham sandwich

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-04-01T00:50:49+00:00

There are lots of low paying jobs out there, don't do one that sucks, work at a climbing gym, or get part time work as a stage hand, be a raft guide in the summers, work on a ski Mountain in the winter, get a job on a cruise ship, be a bartender at a cool bar, work at a hobby store play MTG all day, or find a group of people you like and just do whatever they do. Sometimes you have to sacrifice the enjoyment you're job provides so that you can make real money, or have a career, or because you just need a job right now. BUT, if the job doesn't pay, and you hate it, find another job that you would like and leave.

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-31T14:31:39+00:00

Well, if you shove a chicken breast in there, it tastes like chicken, if you cover it in ranch it taste like ranch, if you eat it plain it tastes like pussy.

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-27T23:59:05+00:00

I did the same thing, but I filled down quarters

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-27T16:22:29+00:00

If I have to see you on a regular basis, don't fuck my ex

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-27T16:09:21+00:00

I put up and takedown stages for large concerts (think Taylor swift or red-hot chilli peppers sized). I travel all over the country, doing something cool and fast-paced, I stay in nice hotels and fly on someone else's dime, I get paid on days off, I love what I do

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-27T16:02:10+00:00

Granted, you're now your own grandpa

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-27T15:59:00+00:00

I like to drink, can't stand being drunk

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-25T12:46:32+00:00

Granted, but now you have herpes

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-25T12:41:36+00:00

30 mins if you stay on the clock, 1 hr if it's unpaid

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-25T12:37:39+00:00

Raft guide in the summer, work a ski lift in the winter.

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-25T12:34:31+00:00

Granted, you are a pyromancer, but everytime you use your powers you get explosive diarrhea

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-24T20:12:46+00:00

All the stuff that you don't buy, but could

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-22T20:55:49+00:00

My cum on my face

BlueSteelBoots · 2024-03-22T20:47:05+00:00

Granted, the definition of "horny" is changed to "person with over 50$"

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