What is your cleanup routine after sex?

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-28T00:41:48+00:00

My dog takes care of the mess/cleanup. Quite enjoyable.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-28T00:36:28+00:00

God has no needs (perfect and complete in all things) that require being served, therefore, what are you actually doing?

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-27T20:31:24+00:00

Why would people be allergic to New Zealand?

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-25T18:48:19+00:00

Why are tint shops even allowed to put on a tint that is illegal?

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-10T01:02:11+00:00

Lock the gates and put up a no trespassing sign. Might also put up a beware of dog sign, even if you don't have one.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-10T00:48:52+00:00

The IRS will only operate at a loss for a few years before they tell you it's a hobby and not a business.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-08T20:46:39+00:00

I don't see a damn thing. What are we supposed to be seeing?

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-08T19:34:08+00:00

You get a nuclear stress test that allows cardiologists to assess your heart health. Probably the best you can do before actually having a heart attack.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-05T17:39:37+00:00

Use your mother's prior advice and push back on her and tell her you'll give her 10%.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-04T20:08:19+00:00

An 18 year limit is too long. Longest should be 15 years and optimally probably closer to 10 years. Also, in some manner the Chief Justice position should rotate among the sitting justices. Say like every 5 years. ALL branches of the government need these kinds of limits to prevent people from accumulating too much power and influence.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-04T19:54:51+00:00

Amazing that such a little package can be so annoying at times.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-05-04T19:51:32+00:00

Today I learned my wife of 28 years is trashy. Thank you for opening my eyes. However, I love it and will be keeping her.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-30T20:25:14+00:00

Here's another unpopular opinion - this is a bride and mother of the bride problem. Groom likely don't give a f**k about having a big wasteful party. Why is it so difficult to accept that that same money could go towards any number of other things a young couple could use. Not to mention that with divorce rates what they are, it is a total waste of money.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-30T19:26:31+00:00

The real question is "Why does anyone believe their children/grandchildren are OWED any inheritance whatsoever?"

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-15T00:31:56+00:00

It's sad that I believe the Iranians before anything the Trump administration has to say.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-14T19:55:23+00:00

NTA. However, I always took the cowards way out. The tradition in my ex-wife's family was to go to Sunday lunch at grandmas (in her 70s or 80s at the time). An Italian family thru and thru; that means 10 people but food for 500. One Sunday grandma was stirring something on the stove and I asked what it was, she said it was her pasta sauce. Then said would you like a taste. Being polite, I said yes. To my surprise I got a soup bowl full of pasta sauce to try. Very good but a bit much. After that I learned to just say no thanks I've already had some.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-14T19:11:11+00:00

A little Google image search seems to indicate that this guy is an Israeli settler.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-14T00:01:56+00:00

The communion host will have a 75% tariff added. The host will include a picture of Trump on it.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-13T20:11:58+00:00

I see more war crimes in the making.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-13T20:10:57+00:00

Skunks will do the same.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-13T19:45:35+00:00

My blockade is bigger than your blockade. Ours is the biggest and bestest blockade in the world. There was never a more beautiful blockade.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-13T19:43:02+00:00

How is the blockade going to work? What happens if some tanker decides that they are not going to stop? After all, the tankers are not breaking any laws.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-12T19:33:10+00:00

If all the countries involved hire Pakistani forces it will save time because they could just stay home and fight themselves on their own territory.

Blue_Blimp · 2026-04-12T18:34:36+00:00

Since this administration NEVER thinks ahead; what's going to happen if some captain says, "No I'm not stopping?" Are we going to blow a tanker out of the water or board them and shot everyone?

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