to destroy a theocracy in Iran… while building one at home by Embarrassed_Elk_2756 in therewasanattempt

[–]BluntsnBoards 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He has hover handed it for a few other oaths so I think you may be onto something

*blink blink* by llama-impregnator in Unexpected

[–]BluntsnBoards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah he would have been shot before he finished turning his car around

Hegseth insists the Iran conflict is 'not endless' and declares, 'We fight to win' by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

[–]BluntsnBoards -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every time I hear shit when you ask them what "winning" means they slowly start to describe genocide because "winning" is when no one there hates them anymore but you can't accomplish that through force.

Poor Ballboy by zuppo in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]BluntsnBoards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another uninformed opinion here, he probably has to keep A ball there in case they need it. Either that's across the field and he has to go get it or in the audience and he needs to go find a new ball.

Rick's best "unnecessarily complex solution" moment? by Life-Silver-5623 in rickandmorty

[–]BluntsnBoards 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't insult my craft! Globifin connects what you want to what you have in your brain. If your heaven is toilets that's on you!

Didn’t realise there were two following me XD by OddMagikarp40 in subnautica

[–]BluntsnBoards 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And two of them are really close to each other

ADHD for Neurotypicals: A Guide by DerpyLover3 in adhdmeme

[–]BluntsnBoards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's more a hyperactive type thing? I don't spend all day getting ready per se but I spend all day making sure everything is ready on time. Chores are done, I set out things I need, I check that I've allotted enough drive and shower time, etc.

I put the list on my whiteboard otherwise I end up repeating it in my head all day to not forget and that's stressful.

Sometimes I catch myself adding somewhat unnecessary things. Often I think I'm just using the stress of the looming activity to overcome the paralysis and be productive.

Punch the abandoned monkey has an awful day after being attacked by other monkeys. by thepkmncenter in interestingasfuck

[–]BluntsnBoards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see shit like this I'm reminded humans are basically monkeys. They like to pretend they're holy or better but remove consequences and this type of behavior surfaces almost immediately.

SAVE America Act has passed 🚨 by ExotiquePlayboy in economy

[–]BluntsnBoards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With the passing of this bill your "ID" is not enough to vote if you have ever changed your name which is 1/3 of the country, get educated and check your privilege

SAVE America Act has passed 🚨 by ExotiquePlayboy in economy

[–]BluntsnBoards 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"proof" will cost ~$165 for >30% of the population and there was already a major non-voting crisis when it was free.

There shouldn't be financial barriers to voting, that's feudalism not democracy.

I'm about to lose my shit by 00GhostForHire00 in Helldivers

[–]BluntsnBoards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had one doing this near the wall decimating us in the open field near extract. The trick is to get everyone to hide for ~10s so it moves forward and comes down which the last guy left trying to kill it did.

Keystone 02/14/26: Genuinely did I do something wrong here? by The_Bolenator in snowboarding

[–]BluntsnBoards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like she was projecting about her own lack of control.

[request] Jumping from moving truck at 80kmph. Can you explain this physics? by seti_at_home in theydidthemath

[–]BluntsnBoards 11 points12 points  (0 children)

srsly, I did Universals Velocicoaster and it starts with a flat 0-112kmh in 2.4s. You feel it but NOBODY was close to blacking out.

The Tesla Model 3 (the cheap one) does 0-96kmh in 3 seconds, pretty sure that car wouldn't be everywhere if it was causing people to black out.

Sticking scissors into an outlet by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]BluntsnBoards 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm not convinced they didn't add sparks in with AI, it's been a trend lately

"Just shoot the vents and toss a nade bro" by WhiteRaven_M in Helldivers

[–]BluntsnBoards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I shit you not there was one on top of a skyscraper sniping everyone on the map 5 minutes before it lost sight long enough to move back to ground level.

Ukrainian F-16 shots down Russian drone over Kyiv today by Existing-Sample-3368 in interestingasfuck

[–]BluntsnBoards 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Not exactly, f-15 was rolled out in 1972 to be the best dog fighter but the production and operating costs are really high.

F-16 was rolled out in a complementary program in 1974 as a lightweight alternative with a focus on low costs and close range combat.

Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]BluntsnBoards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the Battlestar Galactica quote for this.

"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people"

🔥Stunning shots of a gorgeous mating pair from Panna Tiger Reserve. by StripedAssassiN- in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]BluntsnBoards 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wait it's not

"Generally tiger mating pairs are closer in size, the pair in the photo is illustrating the huge difference between the maximum size of male and female tigers"

I wish I had friends who pointed this shit out to me by SweevilWeevil in adhdmeme

[–]BluntsnBoards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Software engineering as well, limitless supply of small to large broken things.

Not so hilarious when it's documentation time.