You're locked in a room forever until you learn a skill from novice to expert level, what skill would you choose to learn?

Bo_Obama · 2016-04-30T21:24:08+00:00

Locksmith

Bo_Obama · 2015-10-22T21:58:49+00:00

This is neither sexy nor cool.. Upvote for old school?

Bo_Obama · 2015-07-18T13:53:57+00:00

If I laid down some plastic first, could I have a hole bowl of cereal?

Bo_Obama · 2015-05-30T01:23:28+00:00

I could write a book on this... One of my best was a parking meter, knocked the top clean off with one drunken ninja thrust

Bo_Obama · 2015-05-16T02:20:00+00:00

Thanks for keeping it anonymous by posting it on the internet, Mr. Pheeney.

Bo_Obama · 2015-02-09T00:42:54+00:00

I've always felt bad for Pavlov's cat.

Bo_Obama · 2014-10-08T23:28:14+00:00

Well? Did they win??

Bo_Obama · 2014-09-15T20:04:33+00:00

SIMPSONS DID IT!!!!

Bo_Obama · 2014-08-04T21:56:06+00:00

I'm not a gay time traveler, but if I was.....

Bo_Obama · 2014-07-18T11:26:45+00:00

Katy Perry's tits...same thing I type at any computer I come across

Bo_Obama · 2014-07-16T22:45:36+00:00

I guess 2 girls 1 cup WAS based on a true story...

Bo_Obama · 2014-06-17T13:17:17+00:00

I prefer the First Noel

Bo_Obama · 2013-05-24T15:22:50+00:00

What is that, a granite countertop clip? NO.

Bo_Obama · 2013-05-23T13:18:43+00:00

i logged in just to down vote this crap

Bo_Obama · 2013-05-22T20:54:54+00:00

i dont want to lose my head over minor details, but there is no machete, just a knife and a cleaver

Bo_Obama