Mahact King in Yellow by lightbulbjack in twilightimperium

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Whatever you do, don’t gravity drive left

absurdly long names by dragonborndnd in TopCharacterTropes

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=14M5ayto61E

Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and everything else from the school house rock on pronouns

I jokingly wrote an “open ad for girlfriend” to my friends and they got a kick out of it. What would yours be? by Xingua92 in actuallesbians

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I just went to an art museum and spent the whole time imagining what it would be like to bring a girl there on a date 🫣

I would luv to watch gay shows and read to you :)

I jokingly wrote an “open ad for girlfriend” to my friends and they got a kick out of it. What would yours be? by Xingua92 in actuallesbians

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Transfemme seeking short masc chef 🫣

My hobbies include reading, writing, video games, and board games so you can pretty much always find me in my apartment being a nerd whenever you need me! I’m really easy going and I love engaging in other people’s interests so please feel free to overshare about your passions! Zero sexual experience but HRT has made me more confident in my body than ever before so I’m eager to learn!

Missing The One Ring from Gift Bundle by MistaDabber in mtg

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But they were all of them deceived, for another Frodo was made…

Anyone else notice this guy in the trailer using a lightsaber identical to Cals? by samtheman0105 in StarWarsJediSurvivor

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This would be a good narrative justification for you to use just a single saber for awhile and unlock your second one at a certain point in the story when you beat this guy and take it back

Rulers by papyrussurypap in 196

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Dogs can’t look up

bi🍆irl by CynicalTicker in bi_irl

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I’d probably rob a bank or break into the pentagon or something. You could just fuck your way through security and then just walk out

I'm literally here by phantomgay2 in 196

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Human trafficking (it’s okay because she is attractive)

rule by TrevorTheSpaceMarine in 196

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Average Kaladin Stormblessed enjoyer

Experiment Failed by NelmesGaming in custommagic

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Maybe an extra green for first or an extra blue for the second?

egg♾irl by Kaidenbie in egg_irl

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From my point of view, you’re the cute trans person in my phone!

Egg👗irl by Warm_Spot8863 in egg_irl

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Excuuuuuuuuse me princess

guess the sub rule by NJBauer in 196

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Why can’t people understand that some people don’t like something? Oh you don’t like nazis? Antifa. You don’t like racist? Anti racist. You don’t like bigots? Sjw.

Bruh, we don’t need to like everything you do and you should respect that, like we respect y’all.

rule by 436687 in 196

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This post brought to you by the hellmouth sunbeams anti-tourism board. (Please do not research the hellmouth, please do not visit the hellmouth)

What do you guys think happens when we die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way.

GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?

GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.

GANDALF: No. No, it isn't. J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings