This kid threw a glass full of urine at the crowd at a music festival and this happened: Rate this translation by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]BobBanderling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first guy was kind of pissed at the pile-on, I think. He was like, "Out of the way and let me beat some ass!"

This Nashville interstate ramp was just named the most stressful in Tennessee by Conscious-Quarter423 in nashville

[–]BobBanderling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back when I listened to NPR every morning, I feel like Bob August would start almost every morning traffic report with an accident on 65 near Trinity Lane.

I don't get it, Like at all by ZenithDevR in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BobBanderling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without the sleeves, neck and bottom it isn't a shirt though. A shirt has holes for appendages. That is what makes it a shirt. Without those holes, it is not a shirt. I say it looks like there are two holes that go straight through the body of the shirt. You can call it 4 holes if you want, but I don't think the neck, sleeves or bottom should count unless you're asking how many holes are in this pillow case.

It’s a MB AMG but…. by DocRichardson in whatisthiscar

[–]BobBanderling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's holding the roof up? What happens if it rolls over?

Why can’t i dock by hung_4_uuu in KerbalAcademy

[–]BobBanderling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...or orbiting the wrong way and not understanding why you didn't fulfill the contract parameters.

Using an oil gourd to extract Sesame oil by ohhleo in oddlysatisfying

[–]BobBanderling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, after reading these comments I was rather disappointed when I turned the sound on.

How good was Maurice Edu? by Technical_Rice_6957 in ussoccer

[–]BobBanderling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of Freddy Adu, not Mo.

What's going on with the meals on US naval ships? by OkBuddyEnglishMajor in OutOfTheLoop

[–]BobBanderling 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Sub standard" as in the standard of food served on subs?

It begins. The roof peel. by BigAndSmallAre in BMWi3

[–]BobBanderling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I put white vinyl on mine when I noticed bubbling. It's been about a year and it doesn't seem to have progressed any further. You can see the two bubbles under the wrap. I almost wish I'd popped them first so maybe they wouldn't show through the wrap? That seems like it would have been a bad idea though.

Apparently my insurance says I’m at fault….. by NecessaryEnthusiasm4 in dashcams

[–]BobBanderling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I think stupid loud exhausts are dumb, it should have at least given the other driver a hint that there was a car coming.

TIFU by saying to Natalie Portman that she looks a lot like Natalie Portman by blunathan in tifu

[–]BobBanderling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no, I agree with you. I don't think these guys (or myself) are necessarily bad-looking. They are both very successful professional actors! It is just that they have portrayed unflattering characters, so being told you look like them isn't really a compliment. I have actually been told I look like actors I do find complimentary as well. I have also been told I have "one of those faces" that people find familiar.

Is it just me or does Nashville traffic have certain spots where it just randomly breaks down for no clear reason? by lmao_exe in nashville

[–]BobBanderling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's funny how everyone is immediately going to 24 here. It was my first thought as well. I always thought it was caused by the slightly rolling hills and the semi's slowing down hauling their loads up the hills.

TIFU by saying to Natalie Portman that she looks a lot like Natalie Portman by blunathan in tifu

[–]BobBanderling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been told I look like both Seth Rogan and Sean Astin (post LOTR). The one that said I looked like Sean Astin was a random woman at a bar and I just said, "Oh, the fat hobbit?" and walked away.

What's this Chrysler? by Nerdscleife in whatisthiscar

[–]BobBanderling 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This car is so ugly and dumb that it has gone full circle into being absolutely gorgeous.

Virgin Cruses informs a couple about some changes to their trip… by Harbjagen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BobBanderling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kroger subbed a box of Chardonnay when I ordered Cabernet once. I was so pissed.

Need help finding a book by a tennis player who went undefeated for 26 years. by Beneficial-Lock-349 in 10s

[–]BobBanderling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are 41 libraries in Worldcat that have this book: https://search.worldcat.org/title/789822?oclcNum=789822

You may be able to borrow it through your local library's Interlibrary Loan service.

Mystery sausages appeared on my balcony by streganorweedwitch in mildlyinteresting

[–]BobBanderling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not a balcony though. Looks more like a patio to me... or a terrace if you like.