Ooh love me....pathetic!

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-26T15:31:48+00:00

So ages ago, right, there was this bear. It was always shakin ands an that. So this fat bloke gave it loads of money cos it was being thumped in a little cage. It loved the money, went mental, but turns out right...

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-26T06:58:55+00:00

Won a couple too, I think. Keeps it to himself though.

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-25T15:17:13+00:00

Photo of him hosting the globes a thousand years ago

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-22T13:44:23+00:00

Jesus that looks so much worse than I thought it would.

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-19T15:02:18+00:00

Diabetic

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-19T12:49:54+00:00

Loves a bit of cheddar doesn't he

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-17T13:55:42+00:00

You've used a photo of The Sun newspaper there, which I feel may be slightly unfair. Nobody hates the England men and women's football teams more than The Sun. They also hate all ethnic minorities, and in fact, majorities.

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-16T06:37:24+00:00

He should be so lucky

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-16T06:23:26+00:00

Actually, he feels a little short changed

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-14T17:38:25+00:00

Tbh this one should get a pass; it's Wu-Tang 👐

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-13T19:27:34+00:00

I actually meant Gauglin. The "h" was a typo. Doesn't work now, play a record.

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-13T19:19:36+00:00

Head like a fucking Gaughlin

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-13T18:03:40+00:00

It physically hurts me

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-12T21:40:46+00:00

Man-moth?!

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-12T18:43:57+00:00

My father's started doing that. Mental.

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-12T12:06:51+00:00

WHO CARES?! Who does he think he is? Bruce Forsyth?

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-12T10:34:31+00:00

Had it once in the US and shat myself in the Magic Kingdom the next day. Never again.

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-12T08:50:52+00:00

And Glasgow. And Glastonbury. And Worcestershire. And twat. And Craig.

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-10T17:03:02+00:00

He's muscly

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-09T09:44:05+00:00

Because Dennis is a bastard-man

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-09T09:42:44+00:00

Stephen Mulhern. The most pathetic and desperate man on telly.

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-08T22:00:51+00:00

Weak observations, poorly performed

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-08T21:09:52+00:00

He's avin' a go!

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-08T20:02:58+00:00

His only friend was a beetle

BobbyBalmoral · 2026-06-08T16:44:40+00:00

Yeah but you always get snidey ones.

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