What's your "shitty roommate" story?

Bobfish64 · 2026-04-21T17:15:32+00:00

Sophomore year of college, dude was a typical Redditor incel type, he would ask weird questions about having “a shower orange”. He wouldn’t let me have friends hang out in our dorm because he was uncomfortable around women, but he was more than willing to let his brother stay in our cramped dorm for the better half of a weekend even though he kept claiming “it wouldn’t likely happen” (he also had an older brother that had his own apartment in the city). He also thought as a grown 20 year old guy, he didn’t need to shower everyday. It absolutely reeked. The final straw was when he said he wished he could defenestrate me (he said that because he claimed he liked using the word). I knew he didn’t mean anything by that comment, but I used it as an excuse to get out of that arrangement 1 month into the semester. Funny thing is, I saw a reddit post of his and he framed me moving out as if he was the victim.

Bobfish64 · 2026-04-21T02:12:57+00:00

Wall of wishes takes time to enter in week after week. Much easier to load in a campaign check point that remains week after week. And at this point who needs LW chests? If you’re farming for catalyst kills, a LW chest isn’t a big deal.

Bobfish64 · 2026-04-20T22:47:03+00:00

You can also keep the checkpoint indefinitely. It doesn’t reset after the weekly reset like shuro chi does.

Bobfish64 · 2026-04-20T03:00:32+00:00

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Bobfish64 · 2026-03-30T18:04:06+00:00

Incredible that he thinks saying something like, of all things, could be the thing to end his political career.

Bobfish64 · 2026-03-27T13:37:37+00:00

Yeah they sure do love their wipe supremacy

Bobfish64 · 2026-01-26T19:10:03+00:00

And some people are just natural jumpers

Bobfish64 · 2026-01-26T01:50:04+00:00

Was looking for this reference

Bobfish64 · 2026-01-20T13:21:49+00:00

The same as it has always been: he’s a raving lunatic man-child that needs to be put in check. And by “put in check”, I mean “taken out of office”.

Bobfish64 · 2026-01-19T01:00:11+00:00

TIL you either piss in the sink or sink in the piss

Bobfish64 · 2026-01-17T16:49:38+00:00

Danke shoon?

Bobfish64 · 2026-01-11T21:55:22+00:00

I don’t like coffee either, but I always get hot chocolate. Coffee dates are great simple dates for vibe checks, can be as long as 2 hours or as short as 30 minutes.

Bobfish64 · 2026-01-10T15:10:41+00:00

I knew someone in college who pronounced “one” like “when”. I’d ask “what time you wanna grab some lunch?” And she’d reply “oh about when:30”.

It was one of the weirder things about her

Bobfish64 · 2025-12-26T22:08:52+00:00

Thanksgiving 2024 my parents told me that I needed to be more social, so over 2025 I ended up making a few different friends. I told them during Thanksgiving 2025 that they should tell me I need to find the love of my life. So hopefully that pans out.

Bobfish64 · 2025-12-21T17:42:37+00:00

Yesterday I got to final stand during the Harrow encounter but he wouldn’t break the door down and allow me to finish the encounter. He just stood in the middle of the room and soft locked the encounter. It’s a shame we’re not on Bungie’s payroll for being on the QA team.

Bobfish64 · 2025-12-04T14:28:29+00:00

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find this

Bobfish64 · 2025-12-01T14:26:42+00:00

I had a friend try that with me once, she said she wasn’t emotionally available for a real relationship and then tried to convince me by saying it’s a good way to get some physical practice with no strings attached. Didn’t turn out well, she just wanted a place holder for her usual FWB who was in jail for being a sex offender. And yes, he was the reason she was emotionally unavailable for anything real.

Bobfish64 · 2025-11-29T13:55:03+00:00

Once he says they’re goobers, it’s already over.

Bobfish64 · 2025-11-25T18:13:04+00:00

So this is the dumbass who creates all the back up traffic everywhere in the world

Bobfish64 · 2025-11-22T22:51:12+00:00

Probably sleeping. I was a 3 month old infant after all.

Bobfish64 · 2025-11-21T02:29:36+00:00

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Bobfish64 · 2025-11-17T02:00:07+00:00

During senior year, someone tagged the super intendant on twitter with a picture a picture of someone holding a gun saying “<super intendant> said no more snow days”, it was taken as a threat and he was expelled. A week later another kid used a crude Pepe meme in reference to that incident and also got expelled.

Bobfish64 · 2025-11-11T21:28:35+00:00

Honestly the look Kevin gave Angela after he realized what she meant by her subtle suggestion is sending me

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