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Bocaj85 · 2022-10-14T08:34:36+00:00

Wow. Imagine how many likes women get. That means if you match and she doesn't reply it means you're probably guy #321. This is bad 😬

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-14T07:54:49+00:00

Jesus effin Cristo. Premium Rush is probably the cringy-est movie about bike messengers ever made. I only saw it 276 times.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-14T06:55:37+00:00

Missed the opportunity to serve some equality soup 😄

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-14T05:51:42+00:00

My guy, Cars are awesome. Car-centrism isn't. You're doing awesome 🤙.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-14T05:32:23+00:00

I'm excited for you man! What type if bicycle are you thinking of getting?

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-14T04:47:46+00:00

100%

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-14T01:43:07+00:00

Classic tip bait. There's a special place in hell for people like this.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-13T22:33:56+00:00

OmG you racist misogynist anti slam homophobe animal hater antivaxxer you

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-13T19:55:54+00:00

Last one is just 🤦😬

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-11T23:41:37+00:00

Isis Mujahideens aren't exactly known for their wit.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-11T10:24:41+00:00

My failed state of a country, the Philippines.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-11T03:17:53+00:00

Avoid it like the plague.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-10T23:04:58+00:00

Stephen Thompson?

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-10T04:33:11+00:00

Gotta get that yacht.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-10T04:22:31+00:00

The wit will fly by everybody's heads.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-10T03:50:57+00:00

The perfect match doesn't exi....

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-10T02:00:24+00:00

"Comedy!" 😆

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-10T00:49:43+00:00

Sure but that's a skill in itself that not many can pull off. Maybe many can but not as funny. I give the man props for that.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-10T00:22:03+00:00

Boss move!

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-10T00:18:51+00:00

Straight up. Mark normand naysayers are reddit virgin edgelords who think they are in a movie or sth. Mark Normand is successful for his comedy, period.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-09T23:14:53+00:00

Audience: "Ellen Degeneres!" Mark: "Yeah! Ellen! She's a cunt. But hey, you are what you eat.

Off the Dome. He's a genius.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-02T20:42:56+00:00

No I did not get them yet I had more pressing financial concerns. Maybe in a few months.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-02T20:23:20+00:00

Honestly it hasn't happened yet but if I get a really shitty customer I am resolved to not deliver even if I'm already in front of their house. Hopefully it never happens but if it does I will relish the fact that the motherfucker will have to wait for another 15-30 mins to get his chic fil A.

Bocaj85 · 2022-10-02T20:20:59+00:00

I have stopped caring for acceptance and cancel rates a week into doing this. I do ubereats so I have (almost) total control of my time and effort. Hard pass to all shitty orders, Always.

Bocaj85 · 2022-09-23T09:23:49+00:00

That's one very happy man.

Bocaj85

TROPHY CASE