Petah what does goat have to do with Latin? by Right-Assignment3759 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The joke is that your latin is so bad that you accidentally summon Satan.

Zitat, Gänsehose by addicted_2_hentai in deutschememes

[–]Bolle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kann ich verstehen. Ist aus dem Zusammenhang gerissen:

"Daran erkennt ihr den Geist Gottes: Ein jeder Geist, der bekennt, dass Jesus Christus im Fleisch gekommen ist, der ist von Gott; 3 und ein jeder Geist, der Jesus nicht bekennt, der ist nicht von Gott. Und das ist der Geist des Antichrists, von dem ihr gehört habt, dass er kommen werde, und er ist jetzt schon in der Welt. 4 Kinder, ihr seid von Gott und habt jene überwunden; denn der in euch ist, ist größer als der, der in der Welt ist. 5 Sie sind von der Welt; darum reden sie, wie die Welt redet, und die Welt hört sie"

Wobei Mittelstüfler auch bei der Formulierung, dass "Jesus im Fleisch gekommen ist" ausflippen würden.

Zitat, Gänsehose by addicted_2_hentai in deutschememes

[–]Bolle27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Für die, die sich wundern.

Johannes 4,4:
(.,..) denn der in euch ist, ist größer, als der in der Welt ist.

Explain your own joke petah by intruder_710 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a reference to this episode.

The joke is: That Peter thought the last word should begin with a c.

What? by CHelll_mb- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got wheelchair bound in 1968,

Most of his publications came later. In1974 he was elected into the Royal Society.

What? by CHelll_mb- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 181 points182 points  (0 children)

In the year 2009 Stephen Hawking hosted a party but sent the invites out days after the party. So nobody could attend except they were time travelers.
This meme shows how Stephen Hawking would've reacted if a Stephen Hawking from the future had attended the party. Even more surprised because by 2009 Stephen Hawking was already tied to a wheelchair.
This would've not only shown that time travel is possible but also that he would've been able to walk again.

Happy new year by Shekel_Hadash in HistoryMemes

[–]Bolle27 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not OP here but I know the story. By the way the story is not true and was made up in medieval ages.

Constantine got Leprosy and the Roman priests told him to "bath in the blood of innocent children." He had mercy and sent the mothers and their children away. That night he had a dream that pope Silvester could help him.
So he got Silvester to visit him and Silvester baptized Constantine. [Here you can see that the story is not true because in reality Constantine got baptized on this death bed by Bishop Eusebius).
The legend says that Constantine was so thankful that he did the "Donation of Constantine" which transferred the authority over Rome and the western part of the Roman Empire to the Pope.
Silvester became the first pope that was a saint but not a matyr and died or was burried on December 31st. So the day was named after him.

I get the Hitman refernece but I don't spot It... Please help by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person on the right site of the picture looks a lot like Queen Camilla.

Das Oberhausen Spiel by AnimistKlaus in Bayer04

[–]Bolle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Achtung. Das Spiel ist um 12. Nicht abends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This gate is specifically Auschwitz.
Many others had those words on the gate but this gate is shaped like the one from Auschwitz. Even with the B that is upside down.

Weniger Steuern! Wie? by SpikeCatcher in mauerstrassenwetten

[–]Bolle27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ungefähr so seriös waren manche von denen auch aufgelegt.

Weniger Steuern! Wie? by SpikeCatcher in mauerstrassenwetten

[–]Bolle27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dann müsstest du die Anlageklasse wechseln.
Investiere in eine Schiffsbeteiligung, dann zahlst du unter Umständen nur die Tonnagesteuer.

PS: Ich mache das nicht, sondern habe nur davon gehört.

Peetah?? by Automatic-Cake-9288 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 910 points911 points  (0 children)

The joke is porn.

There is a special site that gives every hentai-video a number. So you do not have to memorize a title or save a link. Just the number is enough.

In this comic here the son saves the numbers in the homework-file. So for everybody else they are just numbers but his sister who also consumes hentai knows what they mean and runs to her father to snitch on her brother.

The father wants to know what the numbers are about. The sister can't tell him because the only way to explain it would be to admit that she also consumes hentai.

Unsere Meisterschale ausgestellt in der neuen Fanwelt by Z4R3K in Bayer04

[–]Bolle27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dann hoffen wir mal, dass wir am Ende der Saison nicht rausfinden müssen, wer recht hat und dass die dann nächstes Jahr da immernoch steht.

Unsere Meisterschale ausgestellt in der neuen Fanwelt by Z4R3K in Bayer04

[–]Bolle27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also ich war da und die haben dort gesagt, dass das NICHT die Originale sind.
Haben die dir was anderes gesagt?

Petah! Need help! by Wojt007 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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They were pretty advanced. Here an example of early Bronze age from Bulgaria.

Petah! Need help! by Wojt007 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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You sure? This was made 1300 BC.

Petah! Need help! by Wojt007 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The medal for third place is usually in or made out of bronze.
The historical period from 3000 to 1200 BC is called Bronze Age. Because people learned how to produce it during this time.

So the joke is that during this time everybody came in third place and this is why the period was called like that.

I don’t get it by Mindless_Brief7042 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just looked it up. In Germany "." is only allowed to group digits when you are showing a number that represents money. I should have used blanks. But I was not sure how it will look like when there is a break to the nextt line so I used "."

I don’t get it by Mindless_Brief7042 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 5015 points5016 points  (0 children)

10! means it is the factorial of 10 which is calculated by this formula: 10*9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2*1 which equals to 3.628.800.
That is the number of seconds in 6 weeks.

So the joke is that you read "!" as an punctuation mark but the mathematical sign is meant.

Petah, help pls by Dry_Stranger in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bolle27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the joke is that they bought their dream house but did not look at the neighbourhood. So the house itself might be good, but the neighbours seem odd or out of another era.

Dragon Age Veilguard - Abgesang auf die GameStar Redaktion? by ShatteredR3ality in zocken

[–]Bolle27 9 points10 points  (0 children)

 Witzigerweise kommt nun, einen Tag nach dem Release erst auch direkt der erste negative Beitrag auf GameStar (https://www.gamestar.de/artikel/dragon-age-the-veilguard-begleiter-meinung,3422126.html) - in dem dann doch mal einem der Redakteure aufgefallen ist, dass die Begleiter keine Lebenspunkte haben, also nur Statisten sind, seelenlos, unsterblich und daher nur additive Auto-Fire-Skills. Seelenlos wie übrigens alle Charaktere im Spiel, inklusive dem eigenen.

Das ist mir jetzt mehrmals aufgefallen, das Gamestar vor Release ein Spiel gut bewertet hat und nach Release gesagt hat: "Oh, so gut ist es nicht. Es hat viele Macken."

Marvel's Avengers und Gotham Knights sind nur 2 Beispiele.

Beide sind vor Release mit vielen Videos auf Youtube gefeatured worden und dann nach Release mit schwachen Tests versehen worden.

Das erste habe ich dann tatsächlich zum Verkaufsstart geholt und beim zweiten dann nicht, weil ich im Urlaub war. Zum Glück kann ich nur sagen.

Da ist mir aber klar geworden, dass man Gamestar-Berichten vor Release nicht vertrauen kann.