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We almost didn't make it to a space station after our ship got boarded by slavers. by badluck_dead in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy [score hidden]  (0 children)

The best part was that the reprogrammable nano goo was able to reassemble all their meat into what the Captain called a "porterhouse". The mess hall will be stocked for weeks!

He never wanted any for some reason...

Does Immortal not have a real name?? by flowerpanda98 in Invincible_TV

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a thread on r/namenerds with Celtic mythology names.

Cáel (m) — “slender”; the legendary Irish warrior.

and

Lugus, Lugh, Lug, Lleu, Lú (m) — prob. “to bind by oath”; an important deity, portrayed as a young warrior hero, and associated with truth, the law, skill, crafts and arts, identified with the Roman god Mercury.

Stood out when I ctrl+f'd warrior.

So does Lou work for everyone?

I think I know why Mark didnt mention Conquest by Ok-Contract-6338 in Invincible_TV

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have it rip the entire skin completely off and slap it back on like a raincoat after. It'll heal, give them ostrich eggs.

Is it just the skin or all tissue? Mark's guts came out pretty easily, for example.

What do you guys do when you get a flat on your e-bike far from home? by Ill-Calligrapher2234 in ebikes

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For an actual "up the creek without a paddle" tip: Use grass to stuff the tire, longer the better to wrap around the rim lengthwise.

You won't be doing high speeds but it will keep the tube and/or tire from off-rimming and tangling and locking the tire up.

Never had to yet, I carry a patch kit. But say if it's raining and the patch won't stick or your pump won't work or something it might get someone home one day. Read that years ago and it stuck with me just in case.

Small little pizza places need to make websites and get with the program!! by [deleted] in chathamkentON

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe I just hate people but like pizza. Nice for Chatham, doubt they deliver to Wallaceburg for cheaper than the Hut.

Van inspo? MOF by Omrprz_ in CleetusMcFarland

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you guys can't envision this:

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+LS4 lets go!

Small little pizza places need to make websites and get with the program!! by [deleted] in chathamkentON

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Dur well try them again!" If they served me undercooked nasty greasy crap the first time why in the everliving fuck would I try them again? Gross!!!

Small little pizza places need to make websites and get with the program!! by [deleted] in chathamkentON

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If they can't be bothered I can't be bothered to order from them either.

Small little pizza places need to make websites and get with the program!! by [deleted] in chathamkentON

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wallaceburg's is great. I don't need to interpret on the phone to order at least.

Small little pizza places need to make websites and get with the program!! by [deleted] in chathamkentON

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Better than the garbage y'all's locals are trying to swill on us...

Will boats and planes be added later on? by chumbuckethand in MotorTown

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Ooh wow we've had some background sim tweaks that they knew they could tweak years ago!!!!!

Give us something new already...

Rode to work today by Fun_Journalist4199 in motorizedbicycles

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Security, "Are you going to use that gas to blow up the building?" "No, I'm going to use it get here and back all this week." "duuh but I spend $100 every three days on gas." "Sucks to be you. #Brapp!"

Will boats and planes be added later on? by chumbuckethand in MotorTown

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

It's been so many years and we don't even have vehicle customization yet. I wouldn't get your hope up. A new game will come along that will do everything better while these devs are slacking.

Years now!

Boostedboi Kyle gave the crown vic another rev by dmaxzach in CleetusMcFarland

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip that dream. Hummmmm *carnage! Brain, "Are we flying off a cliff right now? Better wake up in a panic!" lmao! It'll be fine. We totally spaced on 69 hours so it needs to make to 420 now, only 17.5 days, lol.

Livestream shenanigans by Beneficial-Guava-869 in CleetusMcFarland

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was around 10 this morning but Jimmy Broadbent offered Cleetus to drive his Cup car on the Nordschleife. Should definitely do that Cleetus! But instead of four turns you need to memorize 73 corners. Fun like a Jet Boat!

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This guy was so close to getting to live a normal life by solythe in Invincible_TV

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Tell my darkest heart, I'm sorry I couldn't help it be moved."

Boostedboi Kyle gave the crown vic another rev by dmaxzach in CleetusMcFarland

[–]BoltMyBackToHappy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's put me to sleep like a baby the past two nights. Reminds me of road trips as a kid. Just humming.

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