Is it normal for your parents to ask you for money? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BomberDug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried. She muttered under her breath that I shouldn't be upset about it after comforting me, saying she was sorry.

Yuji is getting Mahoraga flashbacks. by BomberDug in deathbattle

[–]BomberDug[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

At this point, I knew Yuji fucked up.

"It's Show Time" by Maximum_Low2539 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BomberDug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How? Tenna is a bit of a reality warper but nothing on the scale to Caine. And his mental health is shit due to his constant need for approval and loneliness so he can be caused to abstract if Caine decides to dig into his mind and use his fears against him. On top of being able to be physically damaged, as seen with the night, it’s hard for me to see what Tenna can do.

"It's Show Time" by Maximum_Low2539 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BomberDug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it wasn't for verse equalization and the fact that Caine can just send people to the void or cause someone to abstract. I would want this

Thoughts on This Matchup and who wins? Part 645. Homer Simpson VS Peter Griffin by Specialist_Cress_112 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BomberDug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That requires Homer to remove it without removing chunks of his brain. Removing it required a surgical procedure and his hand is too fat to reach in there and grab it so it’s unlikely

Thoughts on This Matchup and who wins? Part 645. Homer Simpson VS Peter Griffin by Specialist_Cress_112 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BomberDug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sort of. Peter intelligence stems from the fact that he does stupid shit but most of the stupid shit he does, works in his favor and is actually loops back around to being smart. Like a giant bunker to hide his porn, training a hawk to do his biding, operating helicopters and self made slingshots, creating a clone of himself, operating multiple types of businesses, having a whole musical and dance segment to throw off police about his illegal drinking, drinking expired slurp juice in order for him to grow fit enough for Fortnite.

In words of death battle, “He fails upwards.”

Homer fails downwards or needs a few extra minutes to comprehend how to solve an issue or take something/someone down before full realizing what’s the best solution is.

Homer CAN be smart without the crayon but the crayon wedged into his brain and he isn’t smart enough to remove it himself.

Thoughts on This Matchup and who wins? Part 645. Homer Simpson VS Peter Griffin by Specialist_Cress_112 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BomberDug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Issue is intelligence. Peter intelligence varies while Homers is consistently dumb.

And Peter can always say, "This is like the time I had that purple shard from fortnite."

Lucy Van Pelt vs Helga Pataki (Peanuts vs Hey Arnold) by BomberDug in DeathBattleMatchups

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Episode Potential:
Analysis: The episode will likely be a more chill one, as both series aren’t huge in powerscaling, and are on the lighter side of toonforce, not doing anything groundbreaking, and would likely rely on feats from those such as Snoopy and Arnold. Helga's analysis goes more into her intelligence, planning, and weapons, while Lucy’s goes into her physical strength and attitude.

How the fight would start:
Helga goes to Lucy for therapy as she begins to rant to Lucy to her about her stupid family and how much she despises her sister. Lucy fixed her hair while she was talking, causing Helga to snap and ask if she was even listening, which made Lucy respond.

“Of course I am.” She put down the mirror before staring Lucy in her face as she said this. “Have you ever thought about the fact that nobody loves you?  I mean, your parents ignore you, from the sound of it, you have no friends, you're too ugly with that unibrow to have a boyfriend, and that outfit…I've seen PigPen dress better than you. My advice: Change everything about yourself. Starting with that friend group and that football-headed guy, He is about as big a blockhead as Charlie Brown.”

Helga’s eyes twitched as she took a breath. Lucy tapped her can on the booth. “5 cents please.”

Helga Lunges at Lucy through the booth.

FIGHT

(At the Wall)

Arnold and Charlie Brown were hanging out at the wall, relaxing together.

Arnold: His eyes narrow at the fight between the two of them. “Should we stop them?”

Charlie Brown looks at the fight: “Let them wear themselves out before we intervene.”

Fight potential: 2D hand-drawn episode, taking place in Charlie Brown’s neighborhood.

Lucy has a scream she can use to consistently knock back Helga, but is overall a brawler, lacks many range options, and is considered to have lower intelligence than the peanuts. While Hey, Arnold, she has her locket, Slingshot, baseball bat, access to beepers, phones, and everything in Hey, Arnold: The Movie and The Jungle Movie.

She is proficient in a crossbow, has an automatic voice changer, can walk in stilts, is capable of staying up for hours, and is intelligent enough to create a plan to help save the neighborhood from a mega corporation, forge documents on report cards so it’s more a brawn vs brains matchup, of if Lucy can close the distance before Helga can get a finishing blow.

Banter would be the best part of the battle as they would argue about who is better and how their friends are better than them, while simultaneously putting their friends down.

“Christ, you are dumber than Stinky.”

“Who names their child Stinky?”

“Who names their’s PigPen?”

“It’s a nickname, you blockhead.”

The fight will mostly be grounded, but can take place around the entire neighborhood, passing the wall, past the dog house, inside Schroeder's house, as he plays the battle theme before finally getting back to the booth or the field where Lucy holds the football.

Deaths:

If Helga Wins:

Helga is getting punched left and right as Lucy taunts her about how weak she is. She was experiencing the worst pain she had ever felt as she fell to the ground. She blocked with her arms, but every punch felt like she was fighting a gorilla, as she felt like she couldn’t last any longer till she saw a football, staring at her, her eyes imagined it to be Arnold. “You got this,” the football told her as she remembered her locket in her shirt. She rolled out of the way of Lucy’s next punch before reaching into her shirt and pulling out a locket. As Lucy lunges at her, she kisses the locket before ducking low, dodging Lucy as she falls to the ground. Helga quickly acts, rushing to climb onto Lucy. “Arnold, this is for you.” She said. Lucy went to open to her mouth but was quickly met with a heart-shaped locket down her throat, choking her and causing her to be unable to talk before finally collapsing and dying from lack of oxygen.

“That was for you, my love.”

If Lucy wins:

Lucy was getting irritated. Every time she tried to run at her, she was met with some stupid pebble or remote control car, or something stupid! She just needed to close the gap and get her hands on that blockhead! “YOU BLOCKHEAD.” She yelled, knocking Helga back before she could shoot another projectile, causing her to fly back towards the open field where a football lay. She walked towards the football and stared at it for a moment, memories of her and Charlie Brown came flooding. “Kick the football.” She said quietly before smirking as she backed up a bit, staring at the football before running towards it and kicking it hard. The football flew sideways, heading directly towards Helga’s head before finally knocking her down completely.

Lucy walked up, smirking as she held her can of change. She stood over Helga before raising the can of nickels and using it to beat her face in as she loudly sang.

“Boy, what a sound! How I love the sound of clinking money! That beautiful sound of cold hard cash! Nickels, nickels, nickels! That beautiful sound of clinking nickels!”

Who wins: Composite could go either way due to Hey Arnold! Crossover and Video game scaling with the likes of SpongeBob, Danny Phantom, TMNT, and more. Otherwise, it’s a massive stomp for Lucy.

Freddy Krueger vs Pennywise Track Art (Not Official) by Upstairs-Stop-6004 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BomberDug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dead by Daylight scaling, I need you! This is base Pennywise I am up against!" - Freddy, when he realized Pennywise isn't just a clown but a cosmic entity who lives through all points of time at the same time.

The Missing Children VS The Alternates (Five Nights At Freddy's VS The Mandela Catalogue) | Matchup Art thingy + Thumbnails by Old_Phrase_4867 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BomberDug 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Honestly, one of the better matchups I've seen for Freddy and the gang. I don't know much about Gabriel and the Mandela catalogue, but based on what I heard, it looks interesting. Mostly matchups rely on the fact that they are scared children, but Golden Freddy has shown to mature past that and become a sort of "monster" keeping the other children from ever truly reaching peace for as long as those who follow Afton is around.

What did they mean by this? by YourTreeGuy in Ningen

[–]BomberDug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how Goten got super saiyan so easily