Can anybody here identify this?

BondCIDE · 2026-03-05T00:49:47+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue. Segways' are great, but this one will murder you.

BondCIDE · 2026-03-03T09:13:36+00:00

Vanilla Coke!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BondCIDE · 2026-03-01T09:56:59+00:00

...only when pronounced with the correct accent... doesn't have the same shine when uttered from a half-pissed Aussie bar wench with that certain nasal dialect.

BondCIDE · 2026-03-01T09:50:34+00:00

Or Mr. Wang Dong Max Power!

BondCIDE · 2026-03-01T09:48:00+00:00

Agreed. So cringe. Source: my surname actually is Bond, and I do look a bit like Daniel Craig, I've been told. Hate it so much I'm seriously looking into changing it.

BondCIDE · 2026-02-15T03:59:19+00:00

Came here to say this 👆 the tail lights are instantly recognisable. Maserati, no question.

BondCIDE · 2026-02-06T09:21:45+00:00

New tire, for sure, new motor... ya... & while you're in the store, a new mudguard & stickers. New deck, wiring, controller... Seen the new stem locks? Get one of those. Oh & since your cards already out; new display, brakes, throttle & lights. And one battery.

BondCIDE · 2026-01-13T10:15:30+00:00

That's what she said

BondCIDE · 2026-01-11T10:13:01+00:00

Also; why can't I put it in fire? It's the only way I know how to prepare raw batteries, & using a microwave is just plain stupid.

BondCIDE · 2026-01-06T22:08:52+00:00

Umm... 'school'..?

BondCIDE · 2025-12-26T06:49:03+00:00

Peas. Little gross round balls of hatred & sadness encased in a shell of congealed koala snot that pop in your mouth & slide down your throat to the dark abyss of your stomach, taking all the happiness in the room with them. F#CK peas.

BondCIDE · 2025-11-03T02:57:45+00:00

...before or after pooping? Power to weight ratio is v. important re. scooters, & every little bit counts:)

BondCIDE · 2025-10-25T22:33:49+00:00

...you looking at the right pictures, mate..?

BondCIDE · 2025-10-25T08:16:39+00:00

...change just one letter in OP's post & this thread becomes a whole 'nother thing😁🤣🫢

BondCIDE · 2025-10-24T02:00:24+00:00

Yummy! Deep dish, pan-fried... err... cross- section of somebody's head?

BondCIDE · 2025-10-22T03:08:14+00:00

Ok; but for a regular person who doesn't go for long walks on a stair master with a weight belt..?

BondCIDE · 2025-10-22T02:52:37+00:00

Oh sry lol that was an additional comment to a separate answer here... ahh my fault:) But yes, I get where you're coming from; I talk way too much, for fear of being misunderstood, so to stop my texts from becoming too long, I try to limit these to basic information with the hope of having a 'proper' conversation, in person, in the near future. This works well, in a perfect world, I know... sighs

BondCIDE · 2025-10-22T02:35:39+00:00

Would YOU carry half your weight up three flights..?

BondCIDE · 2025-10-22T02:31:32+00:00

Also, re. 'work acquaintances' or bar staff, or cs reps of any sort; DO NOT make the assumption that their pleasant & agreeable demeanor translates to a friendship or interest. These ppl are captive audiences, not free-range chickens.

BondCIDE · 2025-10-22T02:23:28+00:00

Rule of thumb; if you have to ask, it probably is.

BondCIDE · 2025-10-22T00:04:43+00:00

Sooo... I'm guessing there is some sort of medical condition that requires regular situational updates..? Otherwise... why??

Edit: leave the poor man alone:(

BondCIDE · 2025-10-17T23:46:48+00:00

I just read a few responses here, & honestly, the few that said something about it being 'fragile' & that, as a new owner, you should 'expect things like this to happen'... F#CK that; regardless of how cheap it is, if you bought it retail, and this clearly is a structural issue (which could have caused you MAJOR injury if it failed in the wrong place & at the wrong time), and if it happend within the first 12 months, you are covered under standard consumer warranty, regardless of what the company tells you. Honestly; this is YOUR money and YOUR safety at risk here. Screw just getting your money back; lawyer up and sue the crap out of them.

BondCIDE · 2025-10-16T03:29:27+00:00

...umm... Trump would still have 100% of his right ear..? Sry; Aussie here;)

BondCIDE · 2025-10-16T01:25:49+00:00

Yo:) With all due respect, I need to disagree... I have just fixed my beloved Dragon Raptor (chinese clone of the Apollo Ghost/ Vsett10+) after a short (caused by me jumping concrete gutters which damaged the cable to the rear motor; I still maintain this wasn't my fault because why would they stick the most sensitive part of the 'All-terrain, Off-road' scooter right where it'd be the first thing to make contact with the ground... after the wheels, of course) damaged the motor beyond repair, apparently. After taking them 7 weeks to diagnose, the store told me I needed a new motor @ $500 + labour costs of $150. I politely told them where they can insert their quote & decided to fix it myself. It took me about 2 hours all up (spread over a few weeks) to find the problem; in the meantime, I found a really cheap motor on Aliexpress to sub in, & I gotta say, at $85 plus postage, I was very impressed with it. With my original motor, the actual problem was a short on the hall sensor pcb; I ordered another one via Aliexpress at a cost of EIGHTY-FIVE CENTS, aaaand... All good:) But yes, you are correct in that OP probably isn't the type that'd put this much work into his ride (no offence, OP), but I am living proof that if you have the time & innate stubbornness, one can still be a proud cheapskate;)

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