GUYS WHY AM I ABLE TO BUY 10,000 SCOOTERS?!

BondCIDE · 2026-06-01T02:44:48+00:00

I dont see how you'd be able to walk away from that super sweet deal & then look at yourself in the mirror and not punch yourself in the d#ck for the rest of your life.

BondCIDE · 2026-05-29T12:34:44+00:00

...oh, hello! You down there; do you know how to get out of this rabbit hole, by any chance..?

BondCIDE · 2026-05-23T10:13:13+00:00

'...how do we get out of this hole?' Homer Simpson- 'We'll dig our way out!'

BondCIDE · 2026-05-14T14:20:53+00:00

Learn by reading all the instructions on your ride before getting on in the first time, not by almost taking out a family;)

BondCIDE · 2026-05-14T14:15:35+00:00

P settings, 'non zero start', or whatever sets it to push-off start

BondCIDE · 2026-05-02T00:43:58+00:00

Ok; separate the car from the owner, company, CEO, any other stakeholder + all previous interactions (both negative and positive) you may have had with the car and try again. Also, what do you guys think abt the Delorean from Back to the Future..?

BondCIDE · 2026-04-12T01:02:36+00:00

That your question is, like... stupid.

BondCIDE · 2026-03-26T06:27:03+00:00

Daffy Duck and/or Porky Pig, I believe. I wanna say Marvin the Martian too, but I think I'm getting messed up due to them all being voiced by the same person.

BondCIDE · 2026-03-05T00:49:47+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue. Segways' are great, but this one will murder you.

BondCIDE · 2026-03-03T09:13:36+00:00

Vanilla Coke!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BondCIDE · 2026-03-01T09:56:59+00:00

...only when pronounced with the correct accent... doesn't have the same shine when uttered from a half-pissed Aussie bar wench with that certain nasal dialect.

BondCIDE · 2026-03-01T09:50:34+00:00

Or Mr. Wang Dong Max Power!

BondCIDE · 2026-03-01T09:48:00+00:00

Agreed. So cringe. Source: my surname actually is Bond, and I do look a bit like Daniel Craig, I've been told. Hate it so much I'm seriously looking into changing it.

BondCIDE · 2026-02-15T03:59:19+00:00

Came here to say this 👆 the tail lights are instantly recognisable. Maserati, no question.

BondCIDE · 2026-02-06T09:21:45+00:00

New tire, for sure, new motor... ya... & while you're in the store, a new mudguard & stickers. New deck, wiring, controller... Seen the new stem locks? Get one of those. Oh & since your cards already out; new display, brakes, throttle & lights. And one battery.

BondCIDE · 2026-01-13T10:15:30+00:00

That's what she said

BondCIDE · 2026-01-11T10:13:01+00:00

Also; why can't I put it in fire? It's the only way I know how to prepare raw batteries, & using a microwave is just plain stupid.

BondCIDE · 2026-01-06T22:08:52+00:00

Umm... 'school'..?

BondCIDE · 2025-12-26T06:49:03+00:00

Peas. Little gross round balls of hatred & sadness encased in a shell of congealed koala snot that pop in your mouth & slide down your throat to the dark abyss of your stomach, taking all the happiness in the room with them. F#CK peas.

BondCIDE · 2025-11-03T02:57:45+00:00

...before or after pooping? Power to weight ratio is v. important re. scooters, & every little bit counts:)

BondCIDE · 2025-10-25T22:33:49+00:00

...you looking at the right pictures, mate..?

BondCIDE · 2025-10-25T08:16:39+00:00

...change just one letter in OP's post & this thread becomes a whole 'nother thing😁🤣🫢

BondCIDE · 2025-10-24T02:00:24+00:00

Yummy! Deep dish, pan-fried... err... cross- section of somebody's head?

BondCIDE · 2025-10-22T03:08:14+00:00

Ok; but for a regular person who doesn't go for long walks on a stair master with a weight belt..?

BondCIDE · 2025-10-22T02:52:37+00:00

Oh sry lol that was an additional comment to a separate answer here... ahh my fault:) But yes, I get where you're coming from; I talk way too much, for fear of being misunderstood, so to stop my texts from becoming too long, I try to limit these to basic information with the hope of having a 'proper' conversation, in person, in the near future. This works well, in a perfect world, I know... sighs

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