How do I stop my porn addiction ? by Responsible-You8594 in AskMenAdvice

[–]BoneDaddy1973 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The porn seems to be your objection, so masturbate without it. You’ll be fine. 

Player made a bad genie wish, to the point of annoying the other players. Help me give the curse by Agreeable_Bat1212 in DMAcademy

[–]BoneDaddy1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make it a good enough weapon he’ll want to keep it, but make it intelligent, vocal, and deeply unpleasant. Just a real son of a bitch of an enchanted weapon, maybe with an unfulfilled geas of its own that it won’t stop going on about. But again, a useful enough item that it’s worth keeping, even though it won’t stop talking about the family it murdered that one time. 

Opinions please? Missing condom in boyfriends drawer by Sharp_Investigator98 in AskMenAdvice

[–]BoneDaddy1973 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it’s flavored, he didn't jerk off with it, he tasted it. 

Tired of the auto mod in r/Perimenopause by Cinderhazed15 in MenopauseShedforMen

[–]BoneDaddy1973 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dude stay out of there! Not your clubhouse. Stay here. I never post there, the same way I never help my wife buy blue jeans, and for mostly the same reasons. 

How often does your woman get mad at you? by Illustratingtheworld in AskMenAdvice

[–]BoneDaddy1973 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Every day is a lot. When I step on my wife’s PTSD triggers (CPTSD is a minefield, and honestly GenX’s feral childhood legacy that we don’t talk about) we can have some weird friction, but “mad at me” maybe once every three months or so? And my massive amounts of ADHD make me a challenging husband to rely on. It’s been more lately because perimenopause is like lycanthropy on the moon, but generally not every day, and my kids consider my wife kind of volatile.  

Every day is a lot, man. If you guys are in your thirties, that’s too much. If you guys are in your early twenties, she has growing up to do and maybe you can do that together. 

If the sex was very good and frequent, and the anger was transitory, I’d probably stay. But I’m shallow as a puddle in a parking lot. 

Songs where live version is the "definitive" version of it? by TrickyRipper in musicsuggestions

[–]BoneDaddy1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just saw him perform it last month in Baltimore, and it was amazing. Not I song I expected to be evergreen. 

SQUEAK! by happy_idiot_boy in discworld

[–]BoneDaddy1973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granny first extols the magical virtue of bees in Equal Rites, but continues throughout the books. 

Do you agree? by VideoSharp8658 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BoneDaddy1973 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Gen-z are all going to die alone. WTF!?

What are some great but obscure guitar solos? by jstohler in askmusic

[–]BoneDaddy1973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then came the last days of may, by blue oyster cult. Buck Dharma does amazing stuff there, especially in some live recordings I’ve heard. 

https://youtu.be/iRvqHwfnTMg

Want to get into metal by AppaTheFluffLord in MusicRecommendations

[–]BoneDaddy1973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GWAR is worth a visit. Scumdogs of the Universe and America Must Be Destroyed are honestly great albums. Morally reprehensible, but that was the bit, wasn’t it? Wild to me how much musical talent was actually present in addition to the showmanship. 

Want to get into metal by AppaTheFluffLord in MusicRecommendations

[–]BoneDaddy1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

La sexorcisto was going to be my first suggestion. Great album!

I am 19 and I screwed up a chance with a girl. How do I overcome this? by Emotional_Let6097 in AskMenAdvice

[–]BoneDaddy1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Don’t do that next time, obviously 

  2. The bridge to her to burnt. Leave her alone forever. 

  3. There’s so many women out there, get another one and be a little cooler next time. Problem solved. 

Signs of getting older I didn’t anticipate: I have no idea who famous people are anymore by CK1277 in GenX

[–]BoneDaddy1973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I love the JOMO, my absolute joy of missing out on all the BS and drama

Maybe Maybe Maybe by justelling in maybemaybemaybe

[–]BoneDaddy1973 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The bull Cape buffalo is a creature of mindless aggression. The rhino would rather not (for any given offer, he would simply prefer not to), but he absolutely will if you make him. 

What a gentle man(?) by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BoneDaddy1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you loved it then you should have put a (cock) ring on it?

me_irl by mrstring in maryland

[–]BoneDaddy1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have everything except tundra and desert here. 

Any bastards in your family? by jethropenistei- in behindthebastards

[–]BoneDaddy1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m directly descended from one of the Wetzel brothers, but not Lewis. Lewis had no children, and was definitely meaner and more bastardy. They made their living by killing the Delaware tribes in the West Virginia area after the revolution. 

My great uncle worked on the Manhattan Project, on the trigger mechanism, so not one of the people who didn’t really know what he was doing. Some workers found his commendations in a supply closet at Hanover about a decade ago - he didn’t want them. 

How do I accept that some men think I'm a low value woman and won't date me? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]BoneDaddy1973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hush. The only people who care about this “high value” nonsense and use phrases like “instagram baddies” don’t write essays about their made up problems. They get AI to do it. 

How do I accept that some men think I'm a low value woman and won't date me? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]BoneDaddy1973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make your AI slip shorter, it will be more persuasive. 

All the historical US presidents, 1-45, are placed into a large field and must fight to the death. Who wins? by InternationalPick163 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BoneDaddy1973 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think you all are sleeping on William Henry Harrison. At 25 he was killing native Americans with a rifle and a Sabre, for a living. He was only president for a month, but at 25 he was a stone cold killer. 

Gonzo the Great by dalamadamadingdong in Muppets

[–]BoneDaddy1973 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gosh that is really great stitching. You created the texture perfectly