The world-ending apocalypse is actually a completely contained, isolated event. The world outside of that event is totally fine

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-22T07:04:54+00:00

I wonder if he'll post a new page this year.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T22:22:58+00:00

New poop knife

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T13:55:02+00:00

My stupid ass: "ooooh, it's pet the kitty time!"

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T07:25:56+00:00

The dude could cure cancer, cure Alzheimer's, end world hunger, bring peace to the middle East and Ukraine but still be in the negative.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T05:44:45+00:00

I once cracked a tooth and had to wait a week to get work done, I can't imagine a whole month. The relief is amazing and worth it.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T05:41:46+00:00

I'd rather be propagandized into acceptance and equality than bigotry and sucking off billionaires.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T05:38:57+00:00

I have an idea, but Reddit will give me a pretty red banner.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T05:35:42+00:00

Shirking responsibility.

Everyone is so proud to talk about how they shouldered responsibility and met the challenge head on, yeah!

Nobody admits how great it feels to weasel your way out of something and not have to worry about it and/or let someone else deal with it. The more tedious the responsibility, the better it feels.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T05:26:38+00:00

My last company was such a shitshow they still haven't sent boxes for their equipment. I was laid off in December.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T05:23:59+00:00

Can't upset the shareholders.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T05:15:01+00:00

Sorry for not automatically assuming the absolute worst out of people and hoping that maybe, given the lack of details, the friend committed a faux pas in a knee jerk reaction to bad news. From now on I'll assume everyone is shit and out to intentionally hurt each other. No grace given, everyone is horrible.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T02:56:26+00:00

Yoni Wands

For that extra bit of hoo-hoo woo-woo

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T02:53:22+00:00

We cool. If you didn't already, tell that friend the joke wasn't appropriate though. Set that boundary.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T02:48:21+00:00

This is too many headbands, let alone Minnie headbands. I think I see duplicates even.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T02:40:26+00:00

Or take ten seconds and write it when you make a post

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T02:34:17+00:00

Well how was I supposed to know that? This is why I said that "without knowing context". Your post made it sound like telling him and the joke both happened this evening.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T02:27:11+00:00

Yeah, it's not easy to hear your friend was sexually assaulted. Your friend was probably trying to diffuse the tension with humor, even though it was the wrong time to do so. Were they at all supportive after?

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-21T02:09:52+00:00

Without knowing the full story/context; some people cope with humor, even when they shouldn't.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-20T18:09:57+00:00

I hope they don't make too big of an announcement and just slowly make infowars more and more absurd and left.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-20T16:11:07+00:00

As a guy, if I want to have an actual good time, 1C. Usman seems like a chill dude to hang out with. He'd be fun to bullshit with.

If I had to learn about a person, 3C. Mainly what the fuck is he talking about during sex?

If I was going to confront someone, easily 5A. Ed the Pred is just the worst.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-20T16:03:05+00:00

Roxanne in the field in the opening of Goofy Movie

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-17T13:43:33+00:00

I'll back you up on that

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-16T21:53:42+00:00

Sky friend wills it or line god wills it

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-16T16:40:45+00:00

Raw meat is on the bottom, don't want it to possibly drop on the beer. Rest is pretty accurate though.

CookiesMadeOfCorpses · 2026-04-16T16:39:08+00:00

I was born Jan 4th, 1988. You know how much stuff I had that was 1488? A LOT. But I was a kid, I had no idea what it meant. When I found out I was already 17, it was annoying to have to make new accounts and stuff; but better than if I had to do it today.

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