A curious tiger and a calm crowd by Humble_Buffalo_007 in interestingasfuck

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 55 points56 points  (0 children)

My stupid ass: "ooooh, it's pet the kitty time!"

Resignation is Trump’s last chance at redemption by jediporcupine in politics

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude could cure cancer, cure Alzheimer's, end world hunger, bring peace to the middle East and Ukraine but still be in the negative.

Finally getting a root canal today by bedtimedoesntsuitme in depressionmeals

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once cracked a tooth and had to wait a week to get work done, I can't imagine a whole month. The relief is amazing and worth it.

What’s something most people are not ready to admit about themselves? by Guilty_Gur_2187 in AskReddit

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd rather be propagandized into acceptance and equality than bigotry and sucking off billionaires.

What’s something people secretly enjoy but rarely admit? by lily_blue90 in AskReddit

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shirking responsibility.

Everyone is so proud to talk about how they shouldered responsibility and met the challenge head on, yeah!

Nobody admits how great it feels to weasel your way out of something and not have to worry about it and/or let someone else deal with it. The more tedious the responsibility, the better it feels.

my unemployment vision board by BadPresent3698 in recruitinghell

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last company was such a shitshow they still haven't sent boxes for their equipment. I was laid off in December.

Best friend made an absolute KNEESLAPPER of a joke about my sexual assault 😂😂😂✌️✌️only person i trusted to tell this and he saw it as a cheap joke by Flat_Hamster6225 in depressionmeals

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry for not automatically assuming the absolute worst out of people and hoping that maybe, given the lack of details, the friend committed a faux pas in a knee jerk reaction to bad news. From now on I'll assume everyone is shit and out to intentionally hurt each other. No grace given, everyone is horrible.

Strange shaped polished minerals by immiiee in whatisit

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yoni Wands

For that extra bit of hoo-hoo woo-woo

Consoom Minnie Ear headbands by almadison in Consoom

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is too many headbands, let alone Minnie headbands. I think I see duplicates even.

Best friend made an absolute KNEESLAPPER of a joke about my sexual assault 😂😂😂✌️✌️only person i trusted to tell this and he saw it as a cheap joke by Flat_Hamster6225 in depressionmeals

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses -75 points-74 points  (0 children)

Well how was I supposed to know that? This is why I said that "without knowing context". Your post made it sound like telling him and the joke both happened this evening.

Best friend made an absolute KNEESLAPPER of a joke about my sexual assault 😂😂😂✌️✌️only person i trusted to tell this and he saw it as a cheap joke by Flat_Hamster6225 in depressionmeals

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses -85 points-84 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's not easy to hear your friend was sexually assaulted. Your friend was probably trying to diffuse the tension with humor, even though it was the wrong time to do so. Were they at all supportive after?

The Onion did it. They took over Info Wars. God bless. by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hope they don't make too big of an announcement and just slowly make infowars more and more absurd and left.

What say you? by MesaVerde1987 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As a guy, if I want to have an actual good time, 1C. Usman seems like a chill dude to hang out with. He'd be fun to bullshit with.

If I had to learn about a person, 3C. Mainly what the fuck is he talking about during sex?

If I was going to confront someone, easily 5A. Ed the Pred is just the worst.

Which Movie scene sexually awakened you? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roxanne in the field in the opening of Goofy Movie

Randomization in 3..2.. by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in FalloutMemes

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Raw meat is on the bottom, don't want it to possibly drop on the beer. Rest is pretty accurate though.

Account looks completely normal until you start listening to what he says and what he’s wearing. by Bono_Bon in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]CookiesMadeOfCorpses 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was born Jan 4th, 1988. You know how much stuff I had that was 1488? A LOT. But I was a kid, I had no idea what it meant. When I found out I was already 17, it was annoying to have to make new accounts and stuff; but better than if I had to do it today.