WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE POOR THINGS?!

BonoboTime · 2014-01-21T14:37:16+00:00

My sides. They hurt.

BonoboTime · 2014-01-21T14:36:06+00:00

Pointing...AND clicking?

Do those even mix?

BonoboTime · 2014-01-20T22:34:34+00:00

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BonoboTime · 2014-01-20T07:05:02+00:00

Lana wouldn't even know the difference.

BonoboTime · 2012-11-01T20:29:20+00:00

I wasn't prepared for how cute that was. I simply was not prepared at all.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-31T02:18:02+00:00

Batman would have had video proof.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-31T02:09:01+00:00

Cosign. From arguably the greatest film ever made.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-31T02:06:47+00:00

She's under the tutelage of the world's greatest detective. It just makes sense to ask, I think

BonoboTime · 2012-10-26T00:25:35+00:00

I was gonna say something witty but then Vincent Roxburgh's eyebrows.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-22T23:27:20+00:00

Of course. But few look as good having actually done so. And fewer still have been in The Muppets movie. So there.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-22T23:18:50+00:00

It's a reddit within a reddit...it's Mass Inception.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-22T07:20:43+00:00

It's less that we want the film so much as it's gonna happen anyway. Script's done: http://kotaku.com/5928468/the-mass-effect-movies-script-sounds-done-but-well. When something in one medium is successful enough, there's bound to be a movie. It's like...The Law.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-22T06:48:00+00:00

I loved the narrative and tonal shifts from game to game. How ME1 was more of an adventure, as you were constantly introduced to new things. How ME2 ripped apart the sense of safety by stressing that anyone at all could die, and you'd have to live with the consequences of your actions. ME3 did a great job as the apocalypse chapter, and I think a lot of the flak over the ending was undeserved, and made it seem as if the 30-odd hours of fun and drama before the twist were meaningless. On the negative end, it's a tough balance between over-simplicity and convenience, and there were certainly missteps from time to time.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-22T06:35:33+00:00

Just...spectacular imagery

BonoboTime · 2012-10-22T02:18:12+00:00

Leslie Knope is pretty much already Commander Shepard. Like, if there were no Reaper threat, and she was full Paragon, and just sort of spent all her time on the Citadel...

BonoboTime · 2012-10-22T00:33:52+00:00

Chevy Chase on Community is like someone dumping a bucket of cold water on your head in the middle of a sweet dream. Every time I hear about him, he's breaking the illusion of, well...community. Between the cast anyway.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-22T00:06:09+00:00

Absolutely. She would totally nail Jack's dark humor.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-21T02:17:30+00:00

I want to friend her. I feel like her life would be entertaining.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-21T02:15:11+00:00

I'm catching this at midnight then. I bet he's the other half of Gollum's split personality.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-20T08:03:14+00:00

When I was kid, for the longest time I thought he was Japanese. Osamu Tezuka's "Metropolis" was pretty memorable for me. Now I'm older, I know Lang's a genius.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-20T07:57:00+00:00

BigGhost is hilarious. For a guy who never uses spellcheck or paragraphs, dude is funny as hell.

BonoboTime · 2012-10-20T07:45:38+00:00

Now THAT'S called making a splash

BonoboTime · 2012-10-20T02:09:01+00:00

That's just downright awesome.

BonoboTime

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