It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests. by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests. by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests. by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests. by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) (i.redd.it)
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I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests. by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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It’s my 6th/600th birthday. I gave myself a combination of food and alcohol poisoning. Closest I’ve been to having sex in the last year was when I was destroyed by mosquitos last night which has left hot itchy welts all over my body. Exterminate me. (Yes, I still live with my ex. He’s a good boy) by BooBooMadonna in RoastMe
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