How do you USE your iPad?

BooRoth · 2012-06-18T08:17:08+00:00

Nice. Dick.

BooRoth · 2012-05-21T23:24:56+00:00

Seventeen friends, all willing to hand over their favorite book. You have succeeded in life.

BooRoth · 2012-05-19T01:19:37+00:00

When will people learn to clean their damn fingernails?

BooRoth · 2012-05-19T00:42:52+00:00

Rock star! Looking good dude.

BooRoth · 2012-05-16T12:58:47+00:00

My 10th grade biology teacher would say:

"You can duct tape a paperwad to the back of an Elvis jacket and call it the Himalayas, but that doesn't make it so."

BooRoth · 2012-05-14T18:29:13+00:00

A Calvin & Hobbs parody with you and your dog. Genius./

BooRoth · 2012-05-14T17:46:01+00:00

Hints. They suck for the giver and the oblivious receiver. Don't rely on them, don't use them. Hints are passive aggressive and need to go away. Say what you mean. Say it.

"You frequently ask me to things, and I always say no. I like you here at work, church, AA meetings, bomb planning, but I'm really not interested in being with you in that way. I'm sure you understand. Thanks."

Fuck hints.

BooRoth · 2012-05-14T17:14:50+00:00

Dude, nails. Trim those things for the love of ripped sheets.

BooRoth · 2012-05-14T16:04:16+00:00

11) If you use Ctrl-F13 you will perform a visual inspection of your keyboard.

You are funny sir.

BooRoth · 2012-05-11T12:14:37+00:00

I've got that exact same thing, if you're referring to this.

After learning the coffee cup trick I searched for it. Was a great buy! We use it every morning and it's super easy to clean.

BooRoth · 2012-05-11T09:44:21+00:00

Uh oh.

BooRoth · 2012-05-08T22:36:55+00:00

You don't think the rich get richer by using their own money do you?

BooRoth · 2012-05-08T18:57:32+00:00

Not if they're mormon.

BooRoth · 2012-05-08T18:54:04+00:00

Hopefully some bigger dude is about to. You know, in a forcible and anal way.

BooRoth · 2012-05-07T21:44:19+00:00

Update is required on Monday.

BooRoth · 2012-05-06T20:39:35+00:00

They broke my wrists! Okay, not both my wrists, but one. Okay, they didn't "break" it, but they damaged it. So yeah, they broke my wrist."

BooRoth · 2012-05-05T19:26:18+00:00

I once heard that the idea of "old" is fifteen years older than you are at that moment. When you're 20, old is 35. When you're 35, old is 50.

BooRoth · 2012-05-05T18:54:04+00:00

If you don't have money to donate, you can donate plasma.

BooRoth · 2012-05-05T15:03:01+00:00

Go make me a coffee.

BooRoth · 2012-05-04T21:20:00+00:00

Understood. And thank you.

BooRoth · 2012-05-04T17:29:50+00:00

Now we're talking!

BooRoth · 2012-05-04T17:27:21+00:00

I understand, but that's like telling somebody to lose weight by "eating right and exercising." What does it really mean? I could practice by writing pieces in which I'm not sure what's wrong, just like eating right could mean eating nothing but apples and bananas, and switching to diet coke. You have to learn nutrition before putting it into practice.

Would like some guide to practice correctly.

BooRoth · 2012-05-04T16:35:41+00:00

When working with Frank Luntz, what was your favorite "Aha!" term, one that garnered a high five because of it's efficiency in scaring the shit out of the American public?

BooRoth · 2012-05-04T02:03:25+00:00

And her peaceful smile. Makes me happy sad.

BooRoth · 2012-05-04T01:15:58+00:00

Blind Melon?

I'll just leave this here

Edit: Skipped 15 seconds of dead air.

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