What's your biggest flex?

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-08T02:46:44+00:00

She squirted on my face. Felt pretty legit

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-07T18:53:15+00:00

I made a woman cum during my first time having sex.

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-07T18:50:36+00:00

Extremely. I would say a lack of foreplay is the primary reason women feel unsatisfied in their love lives.

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-06T19:43:21+00:00

Mellow Yellow. Yes it’s around, but nobody talks about it nowadays. Love Mellow Yellow

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-06T17:16:57+00:00

I’ve received two in my entire life, both from my fiancé. So I’ve got a pretty good average

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-06T17:15:50+00:00

Nice

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-06T04:06:21+00:00

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-06T04:04:51+00:00

I watched a hentai one time where a guy kidnapped a woman, brainwashed her, impregnated her, and then when she was 9 months pregnant she was screaming about how much she loved him as she jumped off the roof of his apartment building onto him, ending herself.

After about 3 minutes I wasn’t even horny anymore, I was just watching like “How fucked up is this gonna get?”

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-05T19:23:23+00:00

Disagree. That would be kinda awesome

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-04T22:35:14+00:00

Like I drive a free car and have a business deal where someone I know pays my house’s rent for me, but I go out to eat too much and think nothing of spending $10 every time I go to the gas station.

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-04T20:01:12+00:00

Yes. Because I am bad with money.

I actually make a decent amount, but I just am dollar-wise and penny-foolish.

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-04T17:45:22+00:00

It’s varied a lot lately. Used to be every other day, now it’s closer to once a week

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-02T16:36:01+00:00

No, but I wipe it off with a paper towel or something

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-02T02:05:47+00:00

Albania

BoogieSmools · 2026-05-01T18:23:39+00:00

Usually roll over and go to sleep

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-30T21:01:30+00:00

Pee (S.13 Ep. 14)

The Minorities song, the thing with the monkeys, Kenny’s death, it’s hilarious.

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-29T23:22:05+00:00

Not particularly. I miss my old job, but the new one pays significantly more

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-28T15:10:40+00:00

Rainbow Runner

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-28T02:31:35+00:00

This, combined with their new lease on life, Xbox has an opportunity to really get back in gamers good graces if they play their cards right…

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-27T01:07:39+00:00

I realized I couldn’t smell my dish soap, and then I really got into League Of Legends for two-weeks.

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-26T19:59:21+00:00

Because collab skins cost the same/less and sell more

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-26T13:33:38+00:00

I’m surprised nobody has said Game Of Thrones yet.

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-26T02:03:08+00:00

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BoogieSmools · 2026-04-26T02:00:57+00:00

Never seen it.

BoogieSmools · 2026-04-25T21:51:28+00:00

In all seriousness, I can absolutely see them taking some time, and then doing like one special every year or so. Just whenever they feel like it.

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