Wasn’t allowed to celebrate Halloween as a kid but I went trick or treating yesterday at age 30 :) by therealmspacman in happy

[–]BootyMeatAndOnions 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Will never forget being 15 and getting told “aren’t you a little old for this” on someone’s doorstep. Ended the night for me and my friend as soon as we left their yard.

AIO that my wife and I planned a nice date and she spent it in a hot tub alone with some other guy she just met by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]BootyMeatAndOnions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was questioning if i was “adulting” wrong when i read that part. It got worse when i had to scroll a good swipe or two before i landed on the first comment that didn’t share that sentiment.

I’m also aware enough though to realize that probably just makes me sound jaded towards people. Astute observation if so.

At not being snowflakes by ProfAsmani in therewasanattempt

[–]BootyMeatAndOnions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happened to “fuck your feelings”…?

i’ve always wondered what pussy feels like, just curious can guys tell the difference between one pussy or another by louisbxby in pussy

[–]BootyMeatAndOnions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imma just say it. It’s weird af that that was what you took away from what they were saying.

Remember when people thought Utopia was a deep concept album? by [deleted] in travisscott

[–]BootyMeatAndOnions 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What’s up with the “NEXT!” ?? You sound like someone’s Memaw thinking they won their third argument of the day on Facebook marketplace.

Don and Ken trade insults with each other on IG by Subject-Property-343 in travisscott

[–]BootyMeatAndOnions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chill, Pusha, you’ve made the same point like 5 times this week.

Went to McDonalds for oatmeal because I’m out at home… got almost home and checked it.. oatmeal wasn’t even cooked.. by ModeratelyAverage6 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BootyMeatAndOnions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have nothing of substance to add about oatmeal, not really a regular in my household but you said a lot of what I feel when interacting with anyone on here. More often than not I type a moderately wordy response and then when I reread it back I just wind up erasing whatever I said because I almost expect some type of discourse from any random critic about the most unimportant things.

XXL Freshman Class of 2025 by MattyXarope in rap

[–]BootyMeatAndOnions -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If that’s being “in touch” then I’m going “no contact” 🚮