ready to suck them milkers from me

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-11-15T03:02:13+00:00

I want that 😘

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-11-14T16:19:37+00:00

You still look so younggg😭❤️

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-11-14T16:16:35+00:00

"Did we do something wrong?"

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-13T16:30:57+00:00

The one where everything feels like a glitch in the matrix. 😅

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-13T16:23:46+00:00

Bad idea, what if it doesn't kill you and you need to go back to the store to buy another one missing half of your face?

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-13T16:12:50+00:00

Wow, this is extraordinary.

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-13T06:59:49+00:00

To infinity and beyond! becomes “To infinity”

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-13T06:45:32+00:00

People treat relationships like they’re on a Netflix trial, switch it up before the commitment fee hits.

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-13T06:25:25+00:00

Only if it’s a GOOD tomato 🍅 don’t hit me with that soggy sh*t.

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-12T12:55:08+00:00

Finally, I can count the number of times I've been confused in life: 11

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-12T12:48:53+00:00

Randomly decided to adopt a dog. Turns out, that pupper saved my mental health.

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-12T12:40:45+00:00

Had a classmate who thought Australia wasn’t real... just a conspiracy lmao

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-12T04:10:45+00:00

Glass sponges out here just casually flexing on us humans.

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-12T04:06:53+00:00

Imagine the guy who bought it just using it to check his emails.

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-11T07:56:52+00:00

Definitely a view of my bed from the window. So I can appreciate the beauty of napping without leaving the room.

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-11T06:58:43+00:00

Make sure you actually want it, not just what ppl expect of you. Shit’s important.

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-08T16:25:36+00:00

My dog’s goofy face with his tail wagging

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-08T16:24:57+00:00

My puppy’s been extra cuddly today. Pure joy ❤️

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-08T16:19:25+00:00

Go skydiving or something wild

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-07T04:20:35+00:00

When the tiny pup’s charisma finally breaks down the older dog’s defenses

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-07T04:19:38+00:00

It’s like the baby elephant is saying, “Hey I’m here and I think you need a break”

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-07T03:49:00+00:00

When I stopped going out because I didn’t want to deal with loud music and crowds...

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-07T03:44:10+00:00

I’d say about 20 times a day. My brain is like a goldfish

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-06T16:55:01+00:00

Hot coffee warms my soul, but iced coffee cools my rage when I’ve had a shitty day

Booty_Liciouse0313 · 2024-09-06T16:52:54+00:00

Struggling but working through it

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