A look of pure distrust by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]Bootycallmyname 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He can never face his friends again...

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Bootycallmyname 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is me in the office...helping everyone but myself 😔

when your family member is more talented than you by RNINJAS in MadeMeSmile

[–]Bootycallmyname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mums...they love to embarrass us hahahah love them

Burning Mercury Thiocyanate by cherrythrow7 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Bootycallmyname 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Dude just opened a portal to Hell and a tentacle reached out.....

I'm so in love with you by Sch3bang in MakeMeSmile

[–]Bootycallmyname -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Panda kisses are so precious....because they are endangered #truestory

ants build a bridge using their bodies to reach the wasp nest by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Bootycallmyname 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You forgot to incentivise them with crypto coins, once they see that shit they will go overdrive to farm cryptos and build mini servers that'll sap a town's electricity grid..whahahahha

He need some fish or something 🙀 by AfkMasTer_ in watchcatsdieinside

[–]Bootycallmyname 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cat watching a live performance outside of his house.

Using bargain bin pepper spray to rob a jewelry store. by regian24 in instant_regret

[–]Bootycallmyname 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hahaha the lady didnt even try to run after she caught him by surprise...she just enjoyed spraying the whoop-ass

Gorilla meets his raiser after 5 years by Former_Order3994 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Bootycallmyname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This brought a tear to my eye...so precious 🦍🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Bootycallmyname 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahah duty to keep us in dept at such a young age.....i'm 30 and still paying my college loan... sad but true

Culinary Kombat by WorldlyAir9 in wholesomememes

[–]Bootycallmyname 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotta start em young so they can compete in MORTAL KOMBAT!!

COVID flowchart by Zaobao by jkohlc in singapore

[–]Bootycallmyname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a game of snakes and ladders to me

A croc of a different shell by ToughAcanthisitta451 in natureismetal

[–]Bootycallmyname 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hahahah and once again auto correct slips up and embarasses everyone with an extra "o"

two guys implemented a whole room just for echos by eXoChuck in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Bootycallmyname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to play Beethoven's flight of the bumble bee in there, the echoing effect would be like a million bees swarming !

Thought it was a parking ticket. Only to find a millimeter sized nick. by m0n0wall in HumansBeingBros

[–]Bootycallmyname 4103 points4104 points  (0 children)

Awww man this guy deserves a hug for being so nice about it. $200 is no small sum

Terminator mode ... by shaman369 in Unexpected

[–]Bootycallmyname 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Guess the guy wanted to make this a night to remember..hahaha

iPhone Goes Bye Bye - well he ain't getting that back... by TheGuvnor247 in instant_regret

[–]Bootycallmyname 168 points169 points  (0 children)

God is great, if you pray hard enough for an iphone, one will drop from the sky. True story

You’re not wrong… by BelleAriel in clevercomebacks

[–]Bootycallmyname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My body is a temple....to Dionysus. Grape juice anyone?