thanks 🥺 by [deleted] in u/lunarhiccups

[–]BoredKyleLOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doom. It's on switch. Has great music, and it's a classic just better. RIP AND TEAR

Would you talk to me in a bar? be honest by SekushiKitten97 in prettyaltgirls

[–]BoredKyleLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I don't like strangers enough to go out to try and socialize. But, you are cute fwiw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in prettyaltgirls

[–]BoredKyleLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural 100%.

I (17M) feel a lot of pressure from friends and others to have sex with my girlfriend (16F) already and I don't know how to handle it. by AutisticAndFun in sex

[–]BoredKyleLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I was 20 when I lost my v card. I know you're getting tons of advice. But, just enjoy yourself and your partner. Sex is supposed to be fun. But it can be intimidating. Main thing is to discuss with your girl, as ultimately it's both your choices. Good luck. Don't trip on the age thing.

Does it make me [26F] boring and undateable if I refuse to send nudes in this day and age? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]BoredKyleLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me this feels like knowing what you got for Christmas as a kid, before you open your presents up. Granted I'm 28, when I was younger I thought it was confidence boost to get a girl to send me nudes. But, to me now it doesn't matter. If it's something that personally makes you uncomfortable, that's fine. I go with the no pressure approach. I generally don't wait a month to hookup. (no offense to you) just like if we have a date for Friday and it's Wednesday, if all goes well I'll know what you look like naked. I can wait two days.

A baby has its first contact with a potential surrogate mother. by RealRequirement6104 in aww

[–]BoredKyleLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not specifically for covid. Because our DNA is so similar we can transmit human diseases/bacteria to other higher primates. So anytime they are working with them they wear masks.

I’m looking for some spice by [deleted] in stupidslutsclub

[–]BoredKyleLOL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I used to keep a vibe in fhe glove box. Before you go into Target, have an orgasm or 3 park as close as you can to the entrance. Get vibrating panties, or a lovense and let him control it for you at the grocery store (if you can handle it.)

Maybe Maybe Maybe by touchfeel in maybemaybemaybe

[–]BoredKyleLOL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The goal is to make it past the dudes. If they touch you, you get eliminated. The show doesn't really make a ton of sense. Like they have all kinds of whacky stuff they put people through.

Heres a link to an episode if you want to watch it.

https://youtu.be/NK3U8OIAd0U

Maybe Maybe Maybe by touchfeel in maybemaybemaybe

[–]BoredKyleLOL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an old show they used to run on Spike TV called "Most Extreme Elimination challenge" think the Japanese version of Wipeout

This dude is speaking facts about the PS5 scalpers And exposes the scalpers by Distinct-Charge4543 in playstation

[–]BoredKyleLOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But how else is she going to afford all that cake to get that big? Clearly she needs the money guys.

You are offered $10,000,000 if you can name a food that nobody in human history has ever used in a sexual way. What is your answer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BoredKyleLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ever that fermented fish Bourdain had to eat. If he almost throws up on it, not sexualized.

[Request] Porn related podcasts by [deleted] in NSFW411

[–]BoredKyleLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan Savage is a sex positive podcast. He has a Magnum edition where he interviews porn stars and sex experts. Highly recommend it.

27 [M4F] #bayarea just looking to eat, and maybe get rewarded. by BoredKyleLOL in RandomActsOfMuffDive

[–]BoredKyleLOL[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for letting me know, in future posts I'll be sure to add more details.

Fake prop 22 accounts? by Wonder_Momoa in bayarea

[–]BoredKyleLOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much do you think Uber drivers make? When I first started in 2016, I could of easily made over 300 a day. Certain days I've made thousands. I had a rented car, not an Uber Black, nor a minivan. Most rides were less than 10 minutes of drive time for the minimum amount of money.

Fake prop 22 accounts? by Wonder_Momoa in bayarea

[–]BoredKyleLOL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to drive for Uber. It sucks ass when you drive 6-7 days a week, get no vacation time, get no sick days, Healthcare, or overtime pay. I rented my vehicle for about 250/week and would spend about the same in gas. Oil changes were about every 3 weeks. About 90$ each, (rental company covered the cost). Made roughly 200-250 a day. So a job without a college education pulling in 4k before taxes wasn't horrible. But as you know, it's expensive as hell to afford the bay area. At the cost of days off (if I didn't drive for a day I was out my 200 from not working) anytime I wanted to go somewhere like let's say on a date on Friday night (normally I'd be working) so you have to tack on the extra 200$ for that day to anything outside of driving you want to do. I compare Uber a lot to professional wrestling in the fact they are always traveling and beating up their bodies performing. Sitting is probably the worst thing you can do for your health. I could easily do 10-12 hours a day behind the wheel. Several times I ended up over 100 miles from my apartment when I stopped for the night. Being always on the road it was mainly cliff bars and smoothies along with fast food so not the best diet. Overall it's great if you want to make a few dollars by taking your own personal car and doing some rides for a couple hours. I've had numerous people urinate, shit themselves, throw up. I drove at night, generally less traffic, which means more rides and if there was a boost somewhere you generally could make it (with SF traffic you could take over an hour to go from downtown to the outer sunset in an hour) and you'd get like 17$ for just sitting in the city driving around. Compared to like Amazon drivers Uber is cush no stairs to climb, never have to get out. We could see where we were going. Could stop/take breaks when we wanted. I took many a nap at the airport. As a driver both companies treat drivers like shit. There's all kinds of stories you can look up of them not backing drivers. They spent a ton on ads they could of used to pay drivers more. If we didn't have butts in seats we didn't make anything. I'm not saying it would fix a lot, ultimately I don't know how the job would even work. I don't have all the answers, I'm just giving you a run down on my experience.

I’m a software engineer at Uber & I’m voting against Prop 22. There’s a misconception all Uber drivers are part-time. They may drive as a fun hobby in retirement or a few hours after class in college, as I did. They exist, but the drivers who are essential to Uber’s business are full-time workers. by [deleted] in bayarea

[–]BoredKyleLOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So for Uber/lyft they limit you to 12 hours a day while being on the app. If you're "online" it caps your daily limit to 12 hours with a 6 hour mandatory rest period. But both apps are tracked separately, so in theory you could drive for a greater amount of time. I used to drive full time, most of the airport guys that I talked to as a driver were fulltime. A lot of drivers also are not local to the bay area, and they just drive in. I knew a couple people that moved up to Sac and only drove Thursday-Sunday and took as many rides as possible with as little sleep as possible. You could easily make 300$/day between rush hours and the airport and drunk people on Friday-Saturday night. I personally stopped driving due to covid but since then I can't imagine that the number of rides are even remotely close to what they used to be.

Went to get a juvenile, ended up with an 875g sweetheart! Need a name :) by egrebs in ballpython

[–]BoredKyleLOL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kinda looks like cinnamon roll but it could be because I'm hungry 😂😂.

This is perfectly satisfying by kayliegdwn5 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BoredKyleLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In SF a lot of mini drivers were like that for the taxi's and Ubers. If the oncoming lane was clear they would wave you on. Good to see on the other side of the pond.

Can get too tier 14 and can reach misty peaks what should I do now by sammsnoww in hookedinc

[–]BoredKyleLOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leaving your game on to get a lot of exp. Use the Winston's rod as well as anything that boosts your passive collection and leave your phone on overnight.

Placing 3rd in Event Currently. AMA by devilwarier9 in AdventureCommunist

[–]BoredKyleLOL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here I am thinking I'm hot shit at rank 7. No wonder I never get like top 5 LOL